I am the Great Buhuki. I am the Count of Clabbercastle. And Aurora, I am sending this message to you.
A plea. I am looking for love. And I hear that you are too.
Yes. Just me. Bumber, I thought you were out. What are you doing?
I am sending a personal private message to someone. Is this one of those dating videos?
Well if you must know, I am looking for love. Oh that's interesting because I am looking for glove. I lost this one.
I am a man servant. I have staff, you see. I am a count. And I am looking for love. As I said, Aurora, I am your man.
George Michael said that. Yes. And if you want to do it, do it right. Like do it with me.
Now, I am mad, bad and dangerous to know. And you are a doll. We should be together. You and I.
Now, Burton and Techno, you and I, not him. No, me, you and I. No, Aurora. I will be here.
Yeah, you will be here. I live here. Yes, you live here. But he is staff. What room is she going to have?
Well, hopefully, you know, we will perhaps share a room together. You and I.
Like Brad and Angelina. Burton Ernie. Burton Ernie, yes. Peaches and cream. Gin tonic. I have a huge pad. Huge house.
The hallway is enormous. You could dance yourself silly. And don't you think that I am attractive?
I have a huge personality. Massive as well. She has a huge heart. And they are swearing humongous.
How many of your other suitors could boast a home like this? And a very fancy sports car, don't they?
Oh, yes, he does. It's very nice. It's a lovely motor. Yes. You could share that. You could have it.
Go for your little drives off into the country. We have a forest surrounding this stately home.
A haunted forest. But don't worry. I will protect you from the ghosties and the ghoulies.
Well, maybe just pray the ghosties. Thank you, bumble. I like to find things in life. I like fine wine.
I like cigars. I like to eat out. I like to eat in. Yes, sir. Thank you.
I'm also partial to a bit of magic. And you are just a trick that I need in my life.
And if you don't want to see me disappear, call me. Let's get together and create that magic.
Why are we speaking like this? I don't know. OK. It sounds impassioned and sincere. Aurora.
I blow a kiss to you. Me too. Yes. Aurora means, it means sunrise. Sunrise. Or sunset. Sunset.
In Italian. In Italian. Ciao Bella. Ciao Mi Bella. Is she going to call? Well, I don't know. Are we still running?
Can you hear the phone? I'll get the phone.
