You're all here early. Thank you all for coming on such short notice. As you know, we've got to address the big problem at hand.
What would that be?
We've been letting Melbourne get too cocky recently, thinking they've actually got a chance.
What's wrong with that? Otherwise they'll never let us go back to that place they call a city.
Aye, for free holidays too mate.
That's what I'm talking about right? We need to let them know we mean business.
So let's start brainstorming ways that we can beat Melbourne. Okay.
Alright, give me your ideas.
Alright, don't joke with you guys, but I actually figured this idea out from Melbourne High.
What?
Guys, what if we start using performance enhancers on our players? We'll get us that extra edge.
Acid and digit, why don't we?
We're gonna stop you there. First of all, that didn't work for them. They got caught.
And secondly, we don't stoop to the low levels of Melbourne High.
I've got one. How about we make a movie?
Actually, speaking of a movie, I've already started making one.
Really?
Yeah, I call it the killing of Melbourne.
Can we see it?
Sure, look over there.
Here's Johnny.
Alright, turn it off.
Let me turn on the lights.
We most certainly cannot do that.
Wait, where did he go?
Clearly this is not working. Just give me a sports report.
I guess I'll go first. We just had Roger Federer to come in and help us out the other day.
Hey guys, we brought you Federer.
Well, I think the team is always very important, you know, in any aspect of your life,
if it's in business or in your life, you know, to have a good team, good friends around you.
It's key.
You boys heard what Roger Federer said?
Yeah.
One, two, three.
Adelaide boys!
Okay then.
Abla, the legend, came here to help the football team the other day.
Lee Boy!
I'll obviously be doing everything I possibly can to get myself off the table.
That's why I rushed back too early last time.
I want to make sure I don't make that mistake this time.
Gads, stay quick!
To hear them.
We had Lionel Messi to the soccer lads.
But due to translation issues, I think he just wants the boys to breathe.
Hey Messi, how was that?
Come on Messi, give me more than that!
We talked to my boy Steph Curry about basketball to gain the confidence and reptile the boys
ready for their next basketball game.
It's a confidence that's built on the foundation of work.
The reps I put in, Tommy put in the gym, all the different stuff that I do to get ready
for games.
So I enjoy most about playing basketball for a living and playing with the guys that
I get to team up with every single night.
We enjoy what we do, we have fun doing it, we show it.
And I think that's why we've been so successful and hopefully continue.
When in the budget did we allow all this?
Abelette is always available.
That's not what I mean.
I know you guys are lying to me, that's not true.
Because you're not taking this seriously.
If you guys are not going to take this seriously, I'm not going to take it seriously.
Big problem at hand.
Ornaments and harps.
I said Roger Venera.
How about we make a movie?
Perimeter.
My boy Steph.
Free holiday.
That's not true.
That's not true.
I've got it.
I know how to be open.
I've got it.
Sit down boys.
I know how to be Melbourne.
We need to stop believing in fantasies like Melbourne do and start looking at reality.
We don't need supplements or violent propaganda films.
We don't need superstar coaches to help us win.
Because the reality is we'll win it anyway.
We do that but first, get rid of this mask.
Cheers mate.
Where are the other two?
Thanks for coming boys.
Here's to beating Melbourne.
Thanks for watching.
