Hello. Hi. It's me, Amanda. I'm sorry I'm a bit early. I couldn't really make out your
message this morning. Is it okay to come in? Sure. Okay. Thank you. It's so lovely to
meet you. Looking for... Sorry, God, is it okay to sit down? You could sit. God, I feel
so far away. What do you mean by that? Oh, I mean just the distance between us. As in,
you know, the distance... Do you want to sit closer to me? Oh, no, no. No, this is fine.
I just thought... I don't know what I thought. I just... Why don't we start the session?
I noticed that you say sorry a lot. Sorry. I don't know. What are you sorry for? Are you bad?
No. I think it's... Oh, no, I say sorry a lot when I'm nervous. And it's also... It's a British
thing. Do you think I'm beautiful? Yes. Yes, I think you're very beautiful, Dr. Franklin.
I thought so. Let's talk about the fact that you're threatened by beautiful, strong, successful
women. I mean, I love women. I love them, you know. Then why are you so angry? I'm not angry. Yes,
you are. I'm not angry. I'm not, um, angry. Tonight is a strong thing, Amanda. Are you single? Yes.
You thought so. Do you want to talk about your lesbian tendencies? Oh, God, no, I'm not a lesbian.
You've never had a lesbian experience? No. I think I just heard you say that you love women.
Oh, yes, but no. I mean, I... Really? Oh, God, I mean, God, there was one time when I was at
university but we were drunk and it was, you know, it was a game of spin the bottle and, you know,
I mean, everyone does that. Not me, Amanda. Let's just look at the facts. You walk into this
office, you see a strong, successful, beautiful woman, a woman you can't have and that chubby
little girl inside of you starts screaming, jealous. J-E-L-O-U-S. Jealous. Uh, I mean,
no, I was a little bit chubby but I, um, I'm not, I'm not a jealous lesbian. Isn't that why
you're here, Amanda? If you want to get better, you're gonna have to face the facts. You're gonna
have to admit to me and yourself right now that you're a jealous lesbian. Jealous lesbian. That's
right. Say it again. Say it with me. Jealous. Lesbian. Jealous lesbian. Jealous lesbian. Say it. I don't even mean it. Jealous lesbian. Jealous lesbian.
Jealous lesbian be proud be proud be in a jealous lesbian jealous. I am I am a jealous lesbian
Jealous lesbian
Right jealous lesbian doesn't that feel good. I
Just I just I just want to be like everyone else straight skinny. Yes, skinny like me
I'm gonna ask you to do something
I want you to get up on the table
Get on the table. I want you to get on the table on all fours
I want you to get on the table
Get on the table
It's
Okay
Now I want you to bark like a dog
Turn down. I want you to bark. I
Can't hear you
Wolf
Louder
Mean it mean it
That's right. Now I want you to oink like a piggy
Like a little piggy
Oh
Like my boot
Oh
