It's a hello!
It's a hello!
Are you really listening?
Are you really listening?
Oh, look at me.
I'm a person.
I walk around
and eat hamburgers
and drive cars.
Oh, photosynthesis.
Look it up.
You can't do it.
I can.
Deal.
What are they saying?
Yeah.
Sitting with the plants and saying hello.
Trying to teach them the word hello.
That's it.
That was most of the first year.
You know, eventually they picked up English.
I didn't take them to learn to talk.
We didn't teach them how to talk.
Can they learn when they go there?
Yeah.
Do you think it's natural?
Oh, yeah.
One thing that you never think about
if you're not a flower
is how unpleasant it is to have people
sticking their nose on you all the time
and sniffing and sniffing and sniffing.
What the...
Are they actually talking?
Okay, I'm going to get on your level.
All right.
Like worms.
I like...
Let's say it's like an Xbox.
It's made out of cupcake, right?
But you live inside the Xbox cupcake.
That's what it feels like
when you have worms.
All the other bees,
that was the first bee that ever came to me.
But he's gone now.
I sure miss him.
But that's just...
That's just how it goes sometimes.
Sometimes people come in your life
and then they get out real quick.
You don't even get a chance to really know them.
I really don't understand
why other plants are so boring.
You're a plant.
Grow fabulously.
Grow large, frizzy.
Make it clear
that you are alive.
What did the plant tell you?
They're all poets, apparently.
One read me a poem
called The Fertilizer.
Hi, Plants.
Oh, Plants.
Hi.
Are you a love?
Rock and roll.
Plants.
I wonder if you rock and roll.
This is kind of weird, Plants,
but I don't know if you're a mill or not,
but it does like freaking me out.
Can you hear me?
I like this.
Can you hear me?
This is ridiculous.
Can you hear me?
Hello?
Huh?
Hello?
