I quit. I'm tendering my resignation. Max, I quit. I quit. I quit. Max, I quit. I'm
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Max we need to have a little chat looks like it's going to fire you mean it
looks like it's going to rain no I wanted to discuss my internship as do I
dear boy you're doing a bang-up job here we're blessed to have you we wouldn't
have the harsh mellows account if it weren't for you you should cow-tow and
praise Apollo you'll never endure what we went through what do you mean
David Guenadi started out as interns together the agency we worked for was
so massive so colossal that no one knew anyone's name it was abysmal they took
away our names in order to better categorize organize and supervise all
of us they gave us each a symbol what like a number oh no they'd run out of
numbers by the time we were hired David was a squiggly line Gwen was a polyhedron
and I was a raven it was awful the only creative input we had was how much cream
we put in their coffee the only recognition we received was a firm kiss
on the mouth you can't imagine what it was like and you'll never have to because
we chose to rescue you Alexander we chose you now what did you want to talk
to me about hi is this Hermes communication hi yes it is how may we
help you well I don't rightly know okay straight to it my lady wants to leave
me she doesn't love me anymore well I've heard her too many times and she wants
out I don't know what to do I'm guess I'm not very good at communication so I
saw your sign outside Hermes communication I live a couple buildings
over anyway I saw your sign and I thought you might be able to help we're an
advertising agency advertising come on you know we'd like to help you but that
that isn't really what we do what you need is a therapist why did you say
that you want to communicate your love sir more than anything you want to show
your bonnie lass the man you could be yes what's your name Roger Roger I'm max
and together we'll win your winsome woman to the table just over here
Alexander grab that on
so you love her but she doesn't love you sounds about right well I don't know I
mean she could love me but I seem to do everything stupid stupidly what stupid
Lee you used an adjective you should have used an adverb this guy see that's
it I don't even know what those words mean I'm not I love her so much but I
can't I don't I'm not good enough for her yeah like you aren't worthy of her
yes yet you know she could love you despite everything that you would
transform into a man worthy of her grace maybe so what do we do Roger you
want to show the kind of man you're capable of being right more than
anything ever was I know just what to do we'll sell Roger to his lady we'll show
exactly the kind of man he wants to be from Hermes to Pygmalion I'll make a
list of what women want should put it on a hologram you know cuz it like changes
slightly depending on the angle like women change their minds you don't get
it's funny though okay Roger let's go Max how do we know Roger can change I
mean how do we know he should even be with his girlfriend we don't even know
anything about this guy Alexander in advertising it's not the content that
matters it's the packaging
do these pants make me look fat no one can make you look fat
what should I order I don't know what I want to eat she'll have the salad
love me how can you ask me that
you left the fridge open that's okay
why do you always hang out with your guy friends because I trust you
thank you folks so much it was our pleasure here's the DVD of your
commercial gosh how much do I owe you no charge if there's hope for you Roger
there's hope for me I I don't know what to say actually thanks to your lessons
today I do know what to say for the first time
Grammarcy Hermes communications Grammarcy go fly my little fledgling bye you've
given me a chance of happiness okay I need to eat yes please oh let's all go
out to dinner please let's eat together actually I think I'm gonna go home early
big mistakes and we'll see you tomorrow huh yeah I'll be here
all my life I felt alone then I found my lady we've been together for 10 years
10 years and my heart still races every time I hear her footsteps because I know
she might get away I could lose her and what would I be without her but it isn't
about me it's about her I just want to make her happy I want to give her love
there aren't words to describe it's like you said she's ineffable she's my lady
now do you love me
you
