Hi, I'm Patrick heaven and welcome to the world. I'm Josh Hammister and
It's pizza time show
Hello
Justin Bieber
I don't think I'm making my Mike's
Can you hear me?
Hey everyone, I'm Josh Hammister and this is Kevin
Patrick
Kevin Kevin Patrick
It's Patrick
Not Kevin
It goes Patrick and then Kevin
So not
Not not Kevin Patrick
Not Kevin Patrick
Huh? Yeah, Kevin Patrick. So like I'm saying this is my guest Kevin Patrick Patrick
Patrick
Patrick Patrick
Patrick no
Kevin Patrick Kevin Patrick Kevin
Glad to have you on the show
Glad to have you on the show Patrick. Glad to be here. So what's the deal with applesauce, man?
No idea. Find out what he knows. He's supposed to eat it or just wait until they eventually take over the earth with the applesauce saucers from Applesauvenia
Okay, we're doing that. Yes. Well, I'm glad you asked that. I mean no one else agrees that Tomatoes and Velia will dominate the earth in
2046. Look out kids. I mean Tomatoes and Velia, that's pretty crazy. They're supposed to be the rivals, right?
They're essentially the bad guys. That's right. They're the bad guys
And we both know that they're in fighting each other
But we as humans have come to appreciate our applesauvenia over awards. Yeah, I love them. Gotta have them.
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BEEF!
BEEF BEEF!
BEEF BEEF!
BEEF BEEF!
BEEF BEEF!
BEEF BEEF!
BEEF BEEF!
Hey, all you guys out there,
I've never understood why we don't understand women.
I mean, really, why has it got to be so hard?
Well, our very own Beef Cassauma Cormac
is live on the scene to tackle the situation.
Beef?
Oh, finally.
There we go.
Sorry, I was, uh...
I was trying to get an interview with the people that you guys failed to get
So, okay
So welcome welcome to the show. Thanks for having us. Thank you for having us. Yes. Yeah, so we're
So what should we what do you guys want to talk about today?
You got some coffee there. Is that good coffee? It's good. Okay. I don't drink coffee. That's that's unfortunate
Anyways, tell me tell me how this show works like what what's it about and
What do people do? I'm just gonna go ahead and tell me well
It's a late night. Just keep just keep going for a minute. I
Can still hear you. It's your show. I can hear you. Let's just keep talking. Tell me about the show
Oh
Josh hamster ladies and gentlemen
What brings you to set this morning, what the fuck are you guys doing?
Well, it's it's pizza time. By the way, it's time for pizza. It's time but pizza pizza time Josh hamster pizza time
It's a hamster and it's pizza time. Okay. So what what's it about? What's going on with this show?
well, it's an in-depth study of
the nightlife of
younger individuals in
metropolitan areas and
Beep guys wake up
We don't get paid enough for this. We don't ridiculous
We're gonna have to call my agent
Beep guys. You have an agent? Yeah, I don't have an agent. Do you have an agent? I don't have an agent. Do you have a gate ring on?
No, there's cash use
You're right
Oh
Oh
Oh
These lights are so bright
Hey, what was that? Like where'd you just go?
What do y'all shit is that me?
There was cheese everywhere
I didn't know your dad was in World War two and now here's our last closing segment. Here's a
shy shy shy you want to come out here close out the show?
Oh
So an Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub and the universe collapses under all the potential jokes
Shut up. I'm going to burn your toast. So no amount of scraping removes the blackness
I've been asked to come here today to
Have a very serious discussion with you about something I think of grave national importance
And that would be the common writer franchise to to put things in perspective for you
I'm gonna start with a common writer writer cover toe. So be
I
Loathe you stop
So common writer cover toe seven years before the start of the series
There's a meteor that slams into into the Tokyo area on this meteor. There's a
Patrick you're a bastard unlike any I've ever met
An alien species known as the worm the worm has the ability to mimic
And also travel faster than the speed of light
