You
You
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Hey, uh, how would you not be here? Huh? Would you make a run?
Um, it's like a run low
Oh
Oh
I like a jacket thanks
Hey
You look like a big nerd I like it
The jacket I have it no
Come on, let's go
Shut the door do it
You got any coke no
Any weed no
Ah
Oh
Hey, hey, what's up, you're the kid from next door, right?
Oh, yeah, man, yeah, I recognize the truck, and let me give you a ride.
Nah, man, thanks, it's fine, I'm just a little further up there.
Listen, just throw your bike in the back, I'll save you a few miles.
I'm heading home anyway.
All right, man, sure, thanks, no problem.
Uh, no seatbelts?
Nope, don't believe in them.
Oh yeah?
Nope, I didn't really keep you safe, it's just an illusion.
Yeah, true, true.
So you're a musician?
Uh, nah, I'm a programmer.
What made you think I was a musician?
I just hear music come from the house sometimes.
Oh yeah, yeah, that makes sense, I can see that.
Ah, nah, man, I like to mess around on the turntables and whatnot, just DJing for fun,
you know.
Oh yeah?
Like old school records?
Uh, yeah, I mean, when I get the chance, you know, most of the guys nowadays, they like
to do all this computer stuff, but me personally, I like to, I like to spin vinyl.
Did you see my record collection?
I am big.
Huge.
Been buying records since I was your age.
Like, other than that, I have crates and crates.
Oh nice, what kind of stuff do you have?
Uh, some really rare albums and stuff you've probably never even heard of, before your
time.
I don't know, I'm a pretty big music geek.
Me too.
So you coming from a party?
Um, yeah, actually, just like a little shindig, yeah, and speaking of that, I was just kind
of doing some DJ stuff for them over there.
Yeah?
Yeah, yeah, it's a buddy of mine and I was helping him out, yeah.
You get a bunch of action being the DJ?
Action?
Yeah.
You mean like, the ladies?
Right.
The women?
The women.
Yeah.
Uh, well, I mean, it's not like, I don't know, I don't know what people think, DJs, I don't
know what, there's like a thing, people think they get a lot of, but I mean, yeah, so you
know, you get the, it depends on what you're playing, okay, it depends on what you're at
and what, if you're playing, if you're throwing down some sexy shit, you know, the beats going,
then the girls, especially if they got a little something in them, then they love to wander
up and, you know, make a request for a song and then they sit and linger, talk to you,
oh, what's this?
I mean, you know how it is, it's, it comes and it goes, it comes and waves, you know.
Yeah.
I'm not, I'm not as familiar with that.
Thanks.
So you want to come check them out?
Your records?
Yeah.
The records.
Uh, I don't know, I'm, it's pretty late, I'm pretty beat, so maybe next time.
Okay.
No problem.
I'm not going anywhere.
Hey, I'm not going to go to bed any time soon anyway, so why not?
I know.
Yeah, totally.
Me too.
Uh, where should I put my bike?
Oh, just leave it over there.
You want a beer or something?
Uh, no, thanks.
I probably shouldn't.
I've already got a little buzz going on.
All right, records are in here.
Where are they?
Down here.
Down there?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just don't trip on your way down.
It's pretty dark down there.
Yeah, if you go down there's a light switch on the right side.
Light switch, yeah.
Right behind you.
All right.
Hey, hey, what the fuck, man?
Let me out of here, dude.
Come on, man, what the hell are you doing?
What the fuck?
Open the door.
Hello?
Come on.
Can you hear me?
Open the fucking door.
Hello?
Let me out of here, man.
I'm serious.
Come on.
Dammit.
Look, if you don't let me out of here in 10 seconds.
I'm going to call my fucking friends, okay?
Hello?
Where are you, there?
Hello?
Hey, come on in the car.
No.
I'll open the door.
It's open.
What the fuck was that all about, man?
It's nothing.
Nothing?
Nothing.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
It was a joke.
This is your idea of a joke.
Well, it wasn't very fucking funny.
Do you even own any records?
No.
You're fucking weird, man, okay?
I don't want to see you near me or my bike ever again.
If I see you within 100 yards of me, I'm going to call the cops, okay?
For real.
So just stay away from me.
I'm eating.
I don't want to see you, okay?
I'm serious.
Don't forget your bike.
I'm going to call the cops.
I'm going to call the cops.
I'm going to call the cops.
I'm going to call the cops.
I'm going to call the cops.
