Well, looks like your life was a fucking hit, dad.
Actually, I'll just stick to Al.
It's a little more fitting than dad, don't you think?
Where are all the guests I sent all the invitations to?
I mean, there must be someone that feels like getting out of bed for you today.
Oh, it's just me, and I'm glad I could be here for this.
I get a certain amount of satisfaction in witnessing the mutual feelings that everyone seems not to have about you.
So, since no one else is here, I feel it's my duty to give a brief description of who you were.
A coward. A complete fuck-up. A moron. A piece of shit.
See, is that it? What else did he used to say?
Right. A butterball faggot.
Yeah, that about covers it.
You know, it's a shame. It's a goddamn shame.
Bye, Al.
Well, looks like your life was a fucking hit, dad.
Coward. A complete fuck-up. A moron. A piece of shit.
You know, it's a shame. It's a goddamn shame.
You know, it's a shame.
You know, it's a goddamn shame.
You know, it's a goddamn shame.
You know, it's a goddamn shame.
