Hey man, can you stop by my room before the game tonight?
Yeah, I just...
I need some advice.
Okay.
Bye.
Hey man, I don't need any advice anymore, I just sucked it up in text over first.
This is about Stephanie, right?
Mm-hmm.
What'd you say to her?
Check it out.
Dude.
What are you thinking?
What?
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
I meant born!
Like the movie!
I meant born!
We're supposed to watch it for class.
We're supposed to watch it for class.
Relax, relax.
We're going to call over Justin.
He's been friends with her for a while.
I need to fix this.
Listen, he'll know what to say, alright?
He's been friends with her for a while.
Okay.
Yes.
100 likes.
Sierra or Mayfair?
No, no.
Mayfair.
Guys, look where this kid Stanley just texted me.
Wait, Stanley from class?
Yeah.
You got your number?
Mm-hmm.
Oh my God.
I know.
Let me see it.
Oh my God.
That had to be a mistake.
Are you going to reply or wait for him to say something bad?
I don't know.
I guess we'll just wait.
No, don't wait.
You'll torture him.
Just laugh it off.
Oh my God.
She already replied.
What did she say?
She already replied.
Hey guys, what's going on?
I think I'm an idiot.
Give me that.
Oh man, you are an idiot.
Come on, man.
You can fix it.
Just correct yourself.
She's cool.
She probably thinks I'm a creep.
What are you doing?
It's a new Snapchat update, dude.
Wait, is this a new Snapchat update?
Yeah, there's so many new filters.
Oh man.
Guys, can we focus here?
I'm in the middle of a crisis right now.
I know, but dude, this Snapchat filter is so awesome.
We can swap faces.
Do you want to be there right now?
No.
What do you want to do?
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't want to swap faces.
Let's go.
No, no, no.
I have a thing happening that I need to...
Oh my god.
No.
No.
You guys, now I don't like Mayfair.
I mean, it's alright, but like, Sierra is more natural, so you know.
I like Mayfair.
Really?
I don't know.
Sierra, I like Sierra.
Sierra.
Yeah.
Haha.
Oh, sorry.
I meant born.
The movie we have to watch.
Well, anyway, I guess I want to know if you want to watch it together.
That's pretty straightforward.
Isn't this the first time you're even texting him?
Yeah, it is.
I don't know.
But I already watched it, so I guess I'll just tell him that.
Thanks, man.
Dude.
You blew it.
Come on, man, don't say that.
Do you think she's lying?
I don't know, dude.
Who does their assignments the day after they're assigned?
She's weirded out.
Just play it off cool and act like you don't care.
It goes for that shit all the time.
That's true.
That's a good idea.
That's true.
Well, that's blunt.
Do you guys think that he thinks that I'm trying to avoid him?
Well, sweetie, aren't you?
I haven't decided yet.
I'll just hide him with an emoji.
Wait, what emoji do I put?
I got you.
Do the one that looks like...
I don't know.
Because that looks friendly and it's not too flirty.
No, put the emoji because it's sweet and friendly, you know,
but it's not like total friend zone.
Yeah, I don't like that one.
That's good.
That's it.
Game over.
No chance.
No, just keep the conversation going.
What am I even going to say at this point, though?
I don't want to seem like I'm thirsty for it.
I don't want to seem like I'm thirsty for attention.
Shit.
Oh my god, I hit the keyboard.
She thinks I'm typing.
What do I do?
What do I do?
He's typing.
He's typing.
It stopped.
Ask her to take coffee before class.
No, that's too pushy.
Ask her what she thought of this porn movie.
No, that's unnecessary small talk.
Be straightforward.
Say something like, hey, I think you're cool
and I was wondering if you want to hang out with me.
Wait, guys, it's almost six.
The game starts soon.
We should probably leave.
We can talk about this on the way though.
What's basketball, though?
Is that similar to netball?
No, you goofball.
That makes me really sweaty.
He didn't reply yet.
He will.
Did you guys want to head to the cab?
Jen wanted to meet us at six.
Yes, I'm starving.
Yeah, sure.
I'm going to get me some mouchu.
I didn't know they had mouchu in the cab.
Ah, guys, I still don't know what to say.
I don't want to seem too eager,
but I don't want to be lame and make them small talk.
Guys, it's been like ten minutes
and he still hasn't responded yet.
He was typing and then he just stopped.
Just ask him to hang out with you.
No, ask him about the movie or about the class.
You have to have small talk before you ask him to hang out.
Wait, wait a minute.
He favored it a tweet three minutes ago.
Text him again.
Ask him what he's doing or something.
She can't double text him because you're the girl.
You want him to chase after you.
Well, what's wrong with double texting?
It's not that serious.
Is that serious?
No.
Go big or go home.
No, she didn't think you were a douche.
I'm confident.
I had to say something because it says I'm typing still.
Hey, hey, hey.
You just can't.
I literally said, like, no, I'll text you if I want to.
It's not really that big of a deal.
It's not really that big of a deal.
Three minutes ago.
Text him again.
Ask him again.
He doesn't want to ask you if you like coffee.
I'm not going to be asking you.
Ask him what type of coffee.
Text him again.
You guys, you're not that big of a deal.
You don't know this.
You don't know this.
You don't know this.
You don't know this.
You don't know this.
You're still typing.
You're still typing.
You're still typing.
