So, here we go. Man on the streets.
Look, a bald guy in Germany. Do you believe that?
That's the only one I've seen since I've been here.
Not...
Alright, we're gonna cross the street here.
Oh shit.
Alright, we have no idea how to cross here because
there's no designated crossing. So basically,
we're gonna try to make it to that little piece of concrete right there
and then from that little piece of concrete, try to get over to there.
That means the car is just driving by right now.
And we're gonna do it.
It's all this going on.
Oh, fuck me. Alright.
Alright? Okay, let's...
I don't go yet. Nope, not yet.
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Go to the very top?
Yes.
Very top?
Yes.
Yeah, no elevators. Just the stairs.
Just the stairs, dude.
Do we have to have a passport?
No.
No, that's just for French people.
How much?
250 each.
Yes, 250 each.
Who?
Dose.
That's Spanish.
Ha, ha, ha.
Holy shit.
Look at that.
That's a rock concert if I ever seen one.
Oh, look at that.
Hey, look at this.
Look at that.
There.
Aren't they?
Do you think they're working?
Here's the stairs.
There's the stairs to the top.
There's the stairs we get to take all the way up.
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Oh, my God.
It's too high.
Excuse me.
Okay, here we are.
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Hey, look, I can see it for a skirt.
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I can see it for a skirt, Mike.
I think she's got a pole.
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Do you realize where we walked from?
Yeah, I do.
You're fucked.
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Okay, folks.
We promised you we'd bring you to the top and we did.
We always deliver.
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I'm just going to stay the night up here.
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Okay, folks at home.
We just took you up there to the top of the old Le Victorie statue.
The French want back.
They said they want it back.
German said come and get it.
Now we're going to go where this goes.
We're going to check her out.
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I see them.
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Is he still watching me?
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Look at this guy over here.
Check this guy out.
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Nice park.
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
We're out here in the wilderness searching for the Geico Gecko.
And what we seem to find was naked German men.
The Geico Gecko?
Yeah, the Geico Gecko.
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Ladies and gentlemen, what we've got here is the vagina tree right there.
The one and only in the world.
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All right, can't wait to get it.
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Here we are burning up a couple of minutes on this here DVD.
In Berlin we just walked about, how many miles did we walk?
At least seven, ten.
Closer to ten, I'm sure.
Four and a half one way, four and a half back.
Yeah, but we did get a handy souvenir from you last.
This new tape is sponsored by...
Look at that.
Look at that.
It's ribbed for her pleasure.
You're gonna see me drinking beers out of this by the pool.
If it makes it back, that's why we wanted to video it just in case it didn't make it.
But anyway, we're burning up some time.
We're getting ready to go see the Berlin Wall.
We're gonna do a little hard rock cafe because we like to take you folks in America to places that you can't go.
Well, apparently I guess there is hard rocks in America, but this is one in Berlin.
Maybe get a t-shirt.
This is the place you can't go.
Right here.
Right here.
You don't want to go to this room.
Let me show you a little out here.
This is our view.
Look at that.
We've got a preschool right now.
We've got a daycare and a tour.
This is where they bombed the shit out of this place here.
It was so hot the paint was coming out the walls and shit.
Don't let me drop this camera from here.
All right, folks.
Sucking easy.
Any housey-housing.
Oh, it's fucking humid here.
I'm hot.
I don't mean in a sexual kind of way.
Enough of me.
Enough of you.
Off we go.
More adventures.
Out.
