hi welcome to look right the only show that's far enough to know that ghosts
don't exist right the only show that while you're away will feed your cat to
your dog Andy and I are here celebrating our second successful week here in the
UK by visiting its largest city and capital London London is the unsputed
home of ridiculously large fuzzy hats taxation without representation and
bridges that are falling down we'll see clocktowers palaces parliaments and so
much more so the only thing you have to do
sit back relax feed your fish relax write a song and always remember but
remember
Enough to keep my mind off you
Pavilion everybody doesn't last too long
The senior says I hear your voice in every network
It's been that way for hundreds of years
What she doesn't know, she doesn't show
She says she loves me but she's lying
You have any idea what time it is?
I can't read it, my watch is too small
We're gonna be late for that thing, we need to know it
Maybe that guy knows
We can't be late, we can't be late
We're late
I don't even weigh 12 pounds
Outside, very nice
It's clearly a church and it's clearly beautiful
The outside is enough for me because you give me a flying buttress
I'm happy for the day
I love me a flying buttress
He does, and that's not as dirty as it sounds
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I say fair lady have you seen my life what do you say we get out of here
after a quick ride on the tube Andy and I are now kind of on another side of
London over by the Tower of London which is a bit of a misnomer because it's a
castle ain't no tower but I mean I guess one of those could be called the
Tower but maybe back in like the 1300s but that ain't no tower by today's day
are much taller at least seven or eight feet tall and in fact the Tower
Bridge is more of a tower than the Mount Tower of London has ever been
Andy what was your favorite part of St. Paul's Cathedral here my favorite part
was that we could walk inside for free free Westminster and now take it easy
children so this weekend Andy and I are soaking up the British culture for the
weekend in London it's an English coffee yeah here they pronounce it coffee
we're here at the Tate Modern Gallery Museum in London it reminds me of a
little bit of the the moment in New York City we saw Dolly we saw McGree yeah we
saw Pollock we did and we saw a great view all for free correct so suck it
MoMA another great free museum is the British Museum
we can sail the sun and if you please and take you out of the atmosphere and
space we're now walking out of the British Museum which is pretty close to
our hostel and surprisingly I should know not a museum about being British no
no not at all it's actually it's a museum about everything else yeah
literally every other civilization except for English the Syrian Egyptian
Roman everything literally everything but English not a single British
artifact no that's because the British don't have artifacts who burn England
burn it's a great museum and it's free again very free what do we get to see
by the way we got to see a lot the Rosetta stone yeah for one in the
Egyptian exhibit there's the actual Rosetta stone oh it's the actual Rosetta
stone not the computer program that teaches you languages right the actual
rock legit stone stupid people the other thing that's here are Lord Elgin's
marbles incredibly impressive you know the Greeks really knew what they were
doing marbles go yeah I guess yeah okay marbles not good for playing marbles
now you want a good marbles because I mean you probably touch them without
getting tackled by security probably not so that wraps up our weekend in London
what did we learn we learned that fitting absolutely all that London has to
offer into one weekend is wicked had including big fuzzy hats although London
is known to be an expensive city we've seen that it's possible to penny pitch
without missing great opportunities fact we feel like we've seen most of what
must be seen we had a great weekend and got to check a lot off the bucket list
hey look
hey Andy did you know that the word Parliament comes from the French words
parlay meaning to speak no that's not true in the word Mont that's meaning
mountain no so in a way no the word Parliament essentially means a mountain
that you speak on to sit on top of a top
