All right, ladies and gentlemen, I don't know how I get myself in these predicaments.
I've sandwiched between these two.
Over here on my left is the LRW Superstar Champion, Frackboy Francis Franklin from
Fairfield County, aka Triple F.
He's representing my Federation, whether I like it or not.
And pardon me.
You're going to like it.
That's final.
Okay.
It's typical Triple F behavior.
Over here is a guy who has not been behaving in a typical manner at all, a guy who I thought
was going to be the savior of my Federation, and he has turned out to be a total surprise.
Those of you who saw the last video, the way this guy behaved toward a rookie, toward a
guy with no resting experience whatsoever, and by the way, that guy showed a lot of heart
and a lot of tenacity, and he showed you up in many ways, but the way you behave toward
a human and totally unsportsmanlike manner, I'm amazed that you're even the same Shane
Saunders that I used to know.
Anyway, Tripp, this is the contract, okay?
This is from our company, our production company, and Tripp, if you would be so kind, I know
it's a burden on you, but could you please sign it?
Yes, if you'd shut up and let me sign this goddamn thing.
All right.
He's such a classy gentleman.
That's wonderful.
Okay?
Yes, yes.
I'm off, I'm done, I sign, and I'm leaving, so kiss my ass if I paddle before it kisses
you.
This guy's a class act, I'm telling you.
All right, now we've got another piece of work over here, Shane Saunders.
Okay, the contract is signed.
So this is our club, complete full proof?
Yeah, this is like it was etched in granite.
I mean, this is a totally legally binding agreement.
There's no way that Fred, boy Francis Franklin, can get out of this, he's going to be defending
the title against you.
All right, good, Saunders.
I'm going to start in Philadelphia, and...
Wait a minute, you took this down in Philadelphia, and I'm going to be able to call you back anytime
I want.
If you've got the championship, if you beat this guy, I'm going to be able to call you
back anytime and say, hey, come on, I've been defending it, and if you don't defend,
you get stripped of the title.
I think I'll be defending it down in Philadelphia on UCW videos, with Axl making the money.
Wait a minute, you're going to take my LRW championship, and you're going to defend it
in UCW videos?
Pretty much, yeah.
Axl and BodySlam are going to be making a profit off of this title.
This is just like the stars you see on the Bula Farta bang.
And what are you saying?
I'm saying I'm Hollywood Shane Saunders.
Look, I don't want to hear about your ego, okay, I don't want to hear about your egotism.
I'm talking about, is it fair for a title that I created, I paid for that doubt, I had
it fabricated?
Probably not, but I really don't do shit in it.
I can't even believe I'm even talking to the same Shane Saunders that I thought I knew.
You're totally loyal to UCW, aren't you?
Pretty much, yeah.
You never really gave a damn about LRW, did you?
No, not really.
And now there's nothing really I can do about it because this contract is legally binding
agreement.
Yeah, pretty much.
And I'm totally cut out.
This is like a hostile corporate takeover.
You're going to be giving the profit to Ethan Axl Andrews and Michael BodySlam.
I'm not going to be getting a dime, I'm going to be totally cut out, right?
Yep.
Okay, you know what, I got a surprise for you, pal, because I got a little bit of clout,
you know, I'm shocked, I'm almost speechless by what you just said, but dude, I got a little
bit of clout, uh, money.
This is a familiar face, right?
Yeah, guys, that's your object.
You didn't exactly, you didn't dominate that, you didn't dominate that match at all, pal.
He gave you as good as he got, and he was, he's a rookie, he's got no wrestling experience
and to tell you the truth, if you had not been cheating, if you had not been using tactics
I've never seen you use before, he might have beat you, all right?
Bet you know what, remember when at the end of that match I told you, uh, you might have
a role in the upcoming match?
We'll be right back, pal.
I want you to, I want you to put this on.
Oh, fuck.
I want you to put this on, hey, such a language, I'm very, very disappointed in you, Mr. Shane
Saunders.
Put that on, pal, put the whistle around your neck, because this is the guy who's going
to be officiating the match.
No, okay, I think I've earned enough of this shit, but I will have fun with your title
in Philadelphia.
Okay.
Take a walk.
Dude, uh, listen, I want you to call this thing straight up, all right?
You're a guy of character, you're one of the only people who are not dissapointing me lately.
I don't want you to sink down to their level, all right?
Call the thing straight up, if Shane Saunders wins this thing, basically it's going to be
the end of LRW, all right?
Something that we've got to live with.
I'm not going to have people saying, oh, uh, Shane didn't get the title because he had
a biased referee.
I'm counting on you to call this thing fairly, all right?
I still got faith.
I can't even believe I'm saying this, but I got faith in Triple F.
I think he's going to be able to save the day.
I know he's got his problems, he's got his faults, but as far as I'm concerned, anything
is better than Shane Saunders, because he doesn't either represent LRW, he's never
going to represent LRW, he's going to have the title become a secondary title in UCW,
it's the same way they got the intercontinental title in the WWE acting as a secondary title.
I'm not going to have that happen to my belt, all right?
I know that was a little bit of a long-winded speech, bro, but just to tell people, are
you going to call this thing fair and square?
Yeah, all right.
Can I fight?
Absolutely.
And people, he's not going to be able to say, oh, I lost the belt because of biased
refereeing.
If I go down, I go down, if it's the end of the Federation, it's the end of the Federation.
This man is going to call the match fair and square, got absolute faith in you.
I'm going to have to have faith in Triple F, and maybe we can get through this thing.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
