Alright, it's time to call my friend Larry so we can hang out.
Fuck is his number.
It's a lot of them.
I'll look under L for Larry.
Ah fuck, where's L?
Oh shh shh that was close, I almost dropped it.
Oh shit.
Oh.
There it is.
God dammit.
God now I gotta find L over again.
Fuck this.
I think he's in my caller ID.
What the fuck is that?
Oh, not in range.
I'm gonna boost my signal here.
Fuck this, I'm going outside.
Zach.
Larry?
Yeah.
Larry.
Zach.
Zach.
Oh.
Oh, hi.
Okay.
My phone's being fucking stupid.
That's okay.
What do you want?
Listen, do you think we can hang out today?
Uh, sure.
But I kinda need you to come over here.
Really?
Your house again?
Well, I can't really go outside cause you know I got grounded for the popcorn.
My dad yelled at us.
You did?
Yeah.
Sorry.
All right, all right.
As long as you can get one of your friends to give me a ride.
Cause I don't want to fucking walk like 1000 miles.
It's not that far of a walk.
I've never fucking walked here.
Whatever.
I don't feel like doing that man.
I'm sure you can't get someone to give you a ride.
I'm sorry Zach.
I really can't.
Just walk.
Come on man, please.
All right.
I'm bored out of my mind.
Whatever, I'll be there in a little bit, all right?
Okay.
Bye.
Bye.
God damn it.
What a dick.
This is gonna be fun.
I can do it though.
Fuck kills.
My head all went to.
A tripod?
What the fuck?
God, I can't believe my gloves so fucking wet.
How is there so much mud in there?
One little bottle.
What happened to the trail?
Like a monster out there.
Like I don't even know if...
Oh shit.
How did I get on railroad tracks?
Oh fucking way I'm falling in there.
Oh, what?
Who lays it on time?
God damn it.
I don't even know.
God, it's fucking windy out.
So what took you so fucking long?
I've had a terrible fucking morning.
First I washed my hands, and then I put my gloves on, and they were slightly damped.
Larry, shut the fuck up.
What did I do?
