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Hey Ashley, what are we doing today?
We are going to Niagara Falls
but I'm driving and it's early so
we're just going to see where we're going
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This is the river
It's a pretty interesting bridge, huh?
I guess to let boats go underneath
Wow, it is super high
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Crap, the speed limits are all screwed up
Oh my gosh
Everything's in kilometers
Was he a mountain?
He was bigger, he was a bad asser than a mountain
Yeah, he was
Border patrol
He could put you, he's got like
Patriot Act laws
Wait, no
No Patriot Act guys
We're wild and crazy
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Oh Canada
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Yeah, check out their fonts
Oh, their fonts are different
What?
Oh, their fonts
Oh, the fonts, right
The toilets, you know the toilets
They spin the wrong way in Canada
What?
They swing the wrong way
I like how the American way is the right way
No, that's true
When you flush the toilet, it goes counterclockwise
Do you know that joke?
Do you know that joke?
Guys, we're in Canada
Oh Canada
We are in Canada
Free Canadian air
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Where are we in the show?
Niagara Falls
It's amazing
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We will take one of those boats
Out into the mist
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Arturo, where are we?
We are here on the maiden voyage
Of the maiden mist
This is the first time anybody has gotten this close
To Niagara Falls
This will be an expedition
Of custodial proportions
It's a good thing on the first trip
They got these machos for us
This is actually a submersible ship
We'll be doing a complete Eskimo roll
So we have attached ourselves to this pipe here
And Ashley has her own anchor
So we're going to make sure that we stay on this boat
We are making sure that we will be hydrated
We did bring three bottles of water
That we stay hydrated
Three bottles of water for our own voyage
Ashley
Do you need to go to the bathroom?
Probably not the best circumstances
For having to go pee
But if you have to go pee
She can just pee in the river
Don't pee into the wind
As you can see
As you can see there are multiple
Birds flying above us
How can you steal their birds?
How can you not see in the wind here?
Typically order these birds
For the sake of irritating Ashley Jones
These hats are actually anti seagulls
But you have to put them down
Over your face like such
So you get suffocated, right?
You start suffocating
But at least you're not being attacked by the bird
Okay
Water comes out
Look at what WNYC
I'm here standing on the side of the
Main of the Mist
In Canada
So sir, tell me
Is this your first time here to do false?
It's good
Ah, it's good
It's incredible
The echo's gone, you have to go down
We're standing here
Thank you sir
We're standing here
Looking at horseshoe falls
It comes from the Americas
All the way stretching around us
Four of the Great Lakes
Feed into this mammoth amount of power
And only a very small portion of it
Is actually tapped for use
For a hydroelectric power
But right now we can just enjoy
The crazy amount of power
That's just churning all around us
So now I'm standing here with
A veteran falls visitor
Actually, I understand
I understand that you've been to the falls
About 25 times now
That's right, that's right
I came here
10 years ago and I just never left
I never left because
You can't see nothing like this
They say made in the mist
They really mean made in the shower
Because that's what you're getting here
You're getting a shower
So you've heard it here first
We're in Niagara Falls
Back to you
