Last time on Tangents and the Tens.
I really like this family.
I just wanted people to be here.
Yeah, that's cool.
But I'm here.
You're not a writer.
Nobody gives a shit about you and your little dog.
Or your dude friend.
What is your dude friend anyway?
Shouldn't he be like seeing you with some haiku or something?
You still love this, dude?
Yeah, you do.
But I can't work under these conditions.
One down, one to go.
You're not a writer.
You're not a writer.
You know, Espresso is just fine.
Ah, it's cool.
No, this isn't a date.
Come on.
Make up the lost tabs you covered me on.
Plus it's in a six.
Possibilities?
Oh, God, I don't know.
Oh my God, this wine is like pretty good.
Oh my God.
It's like fucking hot.
What are you thinking about?
Caressing your shoulder blades.
Your hot douchebag.
I'm thinking about what I've been thinking about all day.
Getting finger blasted.
I'm thinking about what happened yesterday was awesome.
Not, not cool.
It was not chill at all.
It can't happen again.
I have a boyfriend and I'm moving to New York
and those are two things that just don't have room for you.
Marissa, my God.
I didn't mean to offend you.
I really, really respect you.
You're truly worthwhile conversation to have over pounding wine.
And unfortunately I'm powerless against it.
I'm sorry, I'm rambling.
You can keep going.
I just think that you're this really beautiful chick
and you're really funny.
Really?
So boy, this is bad, dude.
This is really, really bad.
Well, it's time to never hurt anyone.
What are you doing?
What are you doing, dude?
Trying to shut you up.
You're freezing out.
I should be breaking out.
Dude, this is a mistake.
All right?
Shut up.
Good, dude.
Shut up.
You look like you have a lot on your mind.
No, no, I don't, I don't have that much on my mind at all.
I'm just thinking about all the really cute Craigslist apartments.
I was looking at in Brooklyn, you know,
because I'm moving to Brooklyn with my boys.
Look at us.
Having fun?
Nah.
All by ourselves?
Nah, dude.
Drinking wine?
Yes.
What do you say about something a little stronger?
No second location, dude.
Just four drinks, five, eight.
I can go for a little while.
Nah, dude, I'm going to go see the Niners in San Francisco.
Hold on.
Your boyfriend is going to love it when I tag you in this on Facebook.
Oh, Mike.
Yeah.
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
This can't be happening.
This divides the laws, divides physics, something.
I have a boyfriend.
I'm moving to New York.
Honestly, you keep saying this New York thing, but you haven't moved yet.
There's things moving.
There's things moving.
There's gears and wheels.
There's tons of stuff.
And why are you still here flirting with me?
Passion's gone, isn't it?
You're bored.
You need to get bent over.
You miss me.
How dare you?
How dare you?
You know what?
I can get bent over whenever I want to.
Oh, yeah?
You let me know how that goes.
Oh, I will.
I got it.
Hey, handsome.
Hey, how's it going?
I don't know.
How is it hanging?
Hey, what are you doing?
I just want to be close to you.
Yeah, but this is kind of difficult when you're right on top of me.
I'll just do it.
Actually, are you tired?
No, I'm not.
I'm not tired.
Good.
Because I think you need to get up bad.
I think I'm just going to like watch this show.
No, I think...
I think you should go to bed.
I think you should go to bed.
Okay.
All right.
Good night.
Good night.
I'll be in a tuck again, dude.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, my God, my face, my face, my God.
Hey, let me see it.
Give it to me straight.
How bad is it?
Oh, my God.
It's fine.
You're fine.
You look fine.
What is the problem?
You love me so much.
You love me the most, don't you?
Of course I love you the most.
No one else loves you, but...
You don't know that.
Are you saying somebody else loves you, someone I don't know about?
No, I'm not.
The whole world didn't love with me.
No one started to make out with me or anything.
I hope not.
No, I'm just stoned.
Were you stoned when you bought this?
And you look better in sweats?
Sometimes I really don't know what's going on with you.
Well, thanks.
Or do you expect?
Sure.
