Hey, Todd. Hey, Omar. How's the new baby?
She's a healthy six pounds and four ounces.
Oh, wow, man. She looks great.
Hey, come over here.
What?
Yeah, Omar. What's wrong?
Do you hear the news?
No, why?
The company's been audited.
Really?
Apparently, someone is misusing company funds.
Whoa.
The IRS is sending someone over later today.
Todd, get in here now!
Gotta see the boss man if you want that promotion.
Right.
Yes, Mr. Jenkins?
Have a seat.
Have I done something wrong?
We're going to be audited soon.
Really?
Shouldn't be a problem. Unless, of course, employees are using company money for personal
expenses.
I don't need to mention how illegal that is.
No. No, sir.
You haven't seen anyone around the office doing that, have you?
No, I have not.
Well, then, that takes care of that. Got a job for you.
A promotion?
No.
As you can see, I am a very busy man around the office.
I need you to pick up some very important packages for me.
Packages?
Do this.
And opportunities await you.
Maybe it was taking so long.
Oh, honey.
I'm so sorry.
I'm in a meeting with someone.
I know, Pookie.
I'm so sorry.
Okay?
Time to go.
Todd, you take this.
Come on.
You pick up those packages.
You make sure you have them back here by 3 p.m.
Yes, Mr. Jack.
That's okay.
Todd, who's that brown employee there?
He's not illegal, is he?
That's Omar.
He's been with the company five years.
So you really need him?
She's a good guy, and he works hard.
Yeah, well, the company may need to make some cuts.
All right, come on.
You get out of here.
Get those packages back here by 3 p.m.
Or you're going to find yourself on that cut list.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Hey, hey.
A little spare change.
Look, I need to cover the meter.
Come on, man.
Just a little quarter.
Dude, I got it.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Just a little quarter.
Dude, I got a fee...
Just a quarter.
Just a...
Sure, sure.
Sure.
There you go.
Happy?
All right.
Great.
Look, I'm here.
Hallelujah.
Look, if a homeless guy had him to cost him down the way over, I would've made it back
in time.
There's a new one.
You should be lucky.
There's a lot of thefts and breakings in this neighborhood.
You should be glad you still have your car.
Excuse me.
Hey.
Hey, man.
I just got a ticket here.
That's a bummer, dude.
I hate when that happens.
Yeah, you know what?
It is a bummer.
For both of us.
Yeah.
I'm totally bummed out for you.
All right.
Yeah.
Clearly you're not grasping this concept.
I just got a ticket here.
You are part tier two.
$63.
You owe me $31.50.
Hey, man.
You mind if I see the ticket?
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Here.
Yeah.
Just like I thought.
This right here says, um, a white infinity.
You know, I'll trade you if you like, but this is a great swim.
You, you pay me $31.50 right now or I'm taking your bike.
You can't do that.
You know what?
Watch me.
Hey, hey, hey.
Come on.
Have a good day, man.
It's a nice tie.
How am I driving?
Like a fucking moron, that's how you're fucking driving.
Oh, of course.
Another bike rider.
Yeah, we always, we always deserve the right of way.
Fuck bike paths.
Let's get in the whole damn road while we're at it.
Hey, man, my bike.
Yeah.
Pay back some bitch.
Really?
You think that's funny?
What, what?
Oh, no, no, no.
Come on, baby.
No, don't do this to me now.
Oh.
Daddy loves you.
Don't do this to me.
Why?
Hey, it may not work, but you still got your car.
Fuck you.
Bitch.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Hey.
Whoa.
Here's your bike.
How'd you get it?
Uh, a stroller from the dance floor stroller for me.
Nice, man.
Thank you, I appreciate that.
Hey, yo.
Where's that bike at?
I ain't got it, man.
What you got right there, huh?
Nothing.
It's not for you.
That's it, man.
Bam, gotcha.
Man, I've been wanting to work on the moves, man.
Y'all didn't see that coming, did you?
Uh-huh.
I got you, boy.
Y'all gonna learn, man.
I'll be messing with my friends and I'll be stealing my bikes.
Hit you with a...
We got this, man.
You all right?
Yeah, all right.
Fuck ass.
Excuse me, miss.
Look who we found for you.
I know these boys.
They've been committing crime up and down the street.
Your boys are going to jail.
Fantastic.
Job well done.
Both of you here.
You got everything?
I'm really sorry.
I gotta run.
Hey, do you have this?
I got a backup coming.
Okay, cool.
Thank you.
Hey, buddy, wait up.
Ah!
Here we go.
Oh, shit!
Here we go.
What?
Heavy, man.
Okay.
Here we go.
Whoo!
All right.
All right.
Thanks for the ride, man.
I appreciate it.
Go get him.
All right, we'll do.
Yes, baby.
Yes, baby.
Yes, baby.
Yes, baby.
What are you doing?
I have your packages.
Thank you.
That's the best advice for you.
Oh, thank you.
Look at that.
Baby.
And?
Baby.
Look at this.
Oh, girl.
This is my baby.
Baby.
Baby.
Baby.
Baby.
Baby.
Oh, this is my favorite.
Thank you.
You bet.
Yeah, they were very expensive.
Don't you worry about that.
The company's going to take care of it.
I'm sorry.
What?
The company?
Trap.
I recall you saying that company funds for personal use was illegal.
Look, you keep this between us and that promotion is yours.
Glad you made the right choice.
Just fire that brown guy and the position is yours.
I mean, his wife just had a baby.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
The company's got to save some money.
No.
You know what?
Screw this.
I went through hell for this.
And for what?
Jewelry for your bimbo girlfriend?
Hey, I am not a bimbo.
I have standards, unlike some people.
I quit.
You can't quit.
Do you really want to throw all that hard work away?
I mean, come on.
You want that promotion, don't you?
I own you.
Not anymore.
The IRS will be here soon.
I want to talk to you.
You know what?
You need to go.
Go.
Hey, get Saul on the phone for me.
Mr. Goodman, I'm going to need your help.
Hey.
What's up, buddy?
What's up, man?
Everything worked out okay?
Yeah.
Good.
Good, dude.
How about you?
I got offered a promotion.
Nice, man.
Nice.
That's good.
But my boss is a dick, so I quit.
No, you get offered a promotion.
You quit?
Yeah, pretty much.
Wow.
So what are you going to do next?
You know, I've always wanted to go to business for myself.
Sounds like a good plan.
What's your name?
I'm Harold.
Thank you, Harold.
Do you want to change?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
