Hey, Jerry. It's Uncle Hank. Is your dad there?
No, buddy. I didn't get you anything, but I promised that I...
Hello, Jerry. Hey, hey, hi.
Yeah, I'm here for two days and it's got this crappy rental van.
It gave the last GPS to this other sales guy in the office, so...
Yeah, I'll be there tonight. I just gotta print out directions here from the office.
I don't know. Alright, I'll see you soon, alright?
Hey, hey, Uncle Hank. Time well spent, huh?
Glad the company spent so much flying out here for some stupid conference.
Money well spent!
Here's my GPS. You can borrow it.
Alright, alright. Thank you.
No problem. Appreciate that. Thank you.
Um, maybe you could take me to lunch? Or something?
Is this your desired end point?
You know, it's not like a little movie spec for my coworkers.
Maybe, you know, a free broadband or something, or like a renewed season of Firefly or something like that.
Can you do that for me?
Searching for satellites.
How about someone to spend the rest of my life with?
Would you like to set a via point?
I can really use a cup of coffee.
Setting bakery destination.
Wow.
So, you're from Jersey City. Lots of one-way streets there. Turn left, 400 feet.
This is a pretty sketchy neighborhood. You really shouldn't leave me.
These people are animals.
You should turn off your...
What's that?
Recalculating.
And these.
Normal one as well.
Right.
Thank you.
Recalculating.
Hello. Can I get a small coffee and a muffin?
So, you got any more brilliant ideas for via points?
Why are you avoiding your desired end point?
Because I can't stand my little brother with the preyed around his little mansion and hot wife and ridiculously rich friends that I cannot stand speaking to.
Is this your desired end point?
No.
Then you're looking in the wrong direction. Make a U-turn if available.
Alternate routes may be more direct.
That's stupid.
Sorry. Recalculating. Gun store, perhaps?
You shut up, please. Are you going to eat the muffin?
Say something witty. Wouldn't you like to drive through that tunnel?
I said, you know, you should really try the funnel cakes because they're really good here.
Thank you. I will.
She smiled. I didn't see that coming.
Onky, hanky, having some car trouble?
No, I'm fine. Just a dead battery.
Are you sure? I got some cables if you need the help.
You may have misread his signs. Let him help. Recalculate.
Well, thank you for helping me here. Appreciate that.
No problem at all. We sales schmucks need to stick together, you know?
They want to get downsized by this idiot company.
Yeah, we've got to stick together.
So, a fast lane pass, radar detector, and satellite radio walk into a bar.
I think I'm ready to head to my final destination.
Wait. This is good.
I'm ready to move on.
Lost satellite reception.
I can see the map. You didn't...
Make four right turns.
Just tell me what to do.
You need to find your own way. I'm a GPS, not your satellite whore.
Excuse me, pardon me.
Yeah?
Can you tell me how to get to Gerber Lane?
You've got GPS. Why are you asking me?
It's on the fritz. It's not really working.
You need someone to wipe your high knee too?
No, no.
Okay, Gerber Lane.
Yeah?
Go down about a mile, make a right at the gas station.
Okay.
You're lucky. You're pretty cute.
Thank you.
She was complimenting you, stupid.
Thank you!
Hank, I started thinking you weren't going to come.
Hi, Hank.
I'm so glad you're here.
There's someone that you have to meet.
She actually works at your company.
Grace, this is Hank.
Hi, we've met.
Oh!
Did you find the place okay?
I know the GPS can get a little kinky.
Yeah.
I was actually about to run around the corner to get some ice.
I'd love to join you if you wouldn't mind.
Sure.
All right.
Yeah.
Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
