Hi. My name is Layla. I'm a wife and a mother of five. I have a successful mommy blog and
I give perfectly imperfect parenting advice. In reality, I rarely take my own advice. To
see all I handle being a mom in real life, follow my blog. And keep watching.
Hey, I'm not gonna be able to make it this morning. Jordan is super sick. Yeah, it's
okay. I understand. Don't worry about it. I can take the girls with me to the doctor's
office. Give my nephew a kiss for me. Okay. Talk to you later. Alright, bye. Girls, hurry up and
eat your breakfast. You gotta get out of here. We're running late. Hurry up. Eat your cereal.
Let's go. I'm thirsty. I want some chocolate milk. But you drank it all yesterday. But I'm
thirsty. I'll make us some mommy's orange juice.
Girls, you ready? Come on.
Mommy, my tummy hurt and can't hold it. Mine too. Is it number one or number two? Two.
All right, come on. Oh my gosh, Sonny. You have poop everywhere. You've got gravy legs.
I already gave you some of your orange juice. You drank every morning. Orange juice? That's
not orange juice, baby. That's a laxative. What is a laxative? It makes you poop. My tummy hurts.
Go ahead, baby. Go ahead. Come on.
Are you okay? Yes. Don't forget to line the toilet with toilet paper, okay?
Okay. Oh my gosh, Sonny, you're a mess. You've got poop everywhere.
Oh my gosh, Sarah. The girl drank some of my laxative this morning. They're going to be just fine,
okay? I don't know what to do. Should I take them to the doctor? Calm down. Keep an eye on them.
They're going to be just fine, okay? Oh my god, you wouldn't believe the smell. It smells like
dead rats and dirty diapers. This lady is killing my nostrils.
You okay, Sonny? No. Me either. You stink, Ari. That's not me. That's the lady next to me.
I think she drank orange juice too. Actually, it was Chinese. What did she say, Ari? She said
she ate some Chinese people. She must have ate a lot of Chinese people. It smells bad.
Hurry up, Ari. She might get us too. She won't get you, Sonny. You smell like poo. Mommy said I got
a gravy list. I like gravy. Hurry up, Ari.
I'm gonna want to know why it's a great gift to be outside.
Keep me up with your emotions at night, and you can't shoot me down over the ocean inside.
