Let's have a look.
Hey everybody, welcome back to Hemp Beach TV, uh, I'm Mason Cheryl.
And I'm Freshman with Fresh, how's it going everybody?
This is episode 9 I guess right?
Yeah, episode 10 dude.
Oh shit.
This is episode 10.
You must have started a little bit early huh?
Alright, so let's see if you guys say thanks to all of our sponsors out there.
Uh, who's first on this?
Home Easy Glass Gripper.
Glass Gripper, thank you so much.
You need to go back out to the camp again.
Yeah dude, those guys are awesome out there.
There's smoke shops.
Awesome.
I would go there like five times.
Use more within the next like five hours.
Yeah, if you had the possibility to do that.
And then also you guys say thanks to Buddy Bongs.
Yup, the original Buddy Scrubber.
Yep, scrubber, clean your bum with magnets bro.
New technology man.
From the future.
Hopefully he shows up there and doesn't just have me doing this.
We're not at the green screen.
Aw shit.
Um, yeah anyways.
Oh yeah, I forgot to zoom in.
That's okay, you don't need to.
Anyways, uh, also we need to say thanks to Gravity Boretex.
Oh, it's so pretty.
Can we really say thanks to Gravity Boretex?
Thank you, Gravity Boretex.
We say thank you, go tiny way.
Oh yeah dude, I'll start it up.
Interception.
Damn, that was going straight for his nuts.
Snore on camera tonight.
The sneeze, the sneeze, the little sneeze.
Snore, snore, snore, snore.
Sorry toms, we're doing it.
Also today our first topic while we're playing this pull up is Florida State Laws.
Yeah, we're going to start a new segment state by state laws.
We're going to start off with Florida.
Since it's a pretty big state, a lot of people watch a show know the state laws.
Let's see the first part of the law.
We're just going to have a graphic go up for this play.
Anyways, under the new law, we don't even have to look towards the camera for this.
We can just say it.
Under the new law, possession of 25 or more plants, formerly 300 plants,
is prima facie evidence of intent to sell or distribute,
and is a second degree felony carrying a maximum felony of 15 years in jail and a $10,000 fine.
Possession of 20 grams or less of marijuana is a misdemeanor punishable up to one year in jail
and a fine of up to $1,000.
Possession of greater than 20 grams is a felony punishable up to five years in prison
and a fine up to $5,000.
Delivery of 20 grams or less for no consideration is a misdemeanor
and punishable up to one year in jail and a fine of up to $1,000.
That's the shit and the stuff.
Yeah, dude.
All right, what are you going to say?
Pause for the cause.
Wow, that's bad.
Any sale or delivery occurring 1,000 feet of a school, college, public park, public housing,
daycare center or church is punishable up to 15 years in prison and a fine of $10,000.
The possession of paraphernalia is a misdemeanor and punishable up to one year in jail
and a fine of up to $1,000.
Commission of fine or of a drug related offense also requires subvention
of the offender's driver's license for at least six months, but not longer than two years.
Our info here, we got at normal.com and their state by state marijuana law section.
So check that out.
We might be dying soon.
So we're going to have to get back to you in a minute, guys.
Peace out.
Anyways, let's see you, everybody.
How's it going, y'all?
We're back to you from beyond.
I don't know what I'm saying.
It works out.
Anyways, don't ever move you the week this week.
Hopefully you put a theme song there.
This week, it happens to be Good Burger, starring, well, Keenan Kel from fucking Good Burger.
Back in the day.
They're not Good Burger.
What was that show called?
All that.
Keenan Kel.
All that.
Keenan Kel.
Who likes orange soda?
I do, I do, I do, I do.
What's a Star Wars impression?
No, whether they were smoke weed, Star Wars.
Right on, right on.
Luke, I am your stunner.
The Force is strong with this one.
There you go.
All right.
Game names this week happen to be two awesome games.
The first game this week happens to be by EA, and it's called Battlefield Bad Company,
and it is fucking amazing.
Imagine being like Rambo style through everything.
Like you can be a sniper guy and blow up tanks with mortar strikes and fucking like, there's
one time when I was playing and I jumped into it and I had a sniper rifle and cocked it,
shot someone in the face, ran up, knifed another guy, took his bag, shot the other guy, flew
through the helicopter, landed in the base, took the flag and won the game.
It was epic, dude.
That's fucking sick.
Well, the other things I liked about the game were probably all the classes and shit like
that that you can choose from.
True.
Who can be?
You got support, you have demolitions, recon specialists, and they all have a unique ability
on how to build vehicles.
Like you can call an airstrike or plant C4 or break them or something.
The C4 is awesome.
You run into a tank and they're just like murking all your friends.
You're just like, you say it on there, you run away like, and then it explodes and like
massive proportions.
The graphics are fucking awesome.
Ridiculous.
Ridiculous.
Sounds beautiful.
Beautiful.
So what do you personally like to, have you played the game?
Yeah, I played the shit out of it.
What position do you like to play at now?
I play Battlefield on the console.
I usually choose Sniper actually because it's one shot, one kill, and like you can actually
take out multiple people with one shot.
It's pretty cool.
Nice, nice.
Plus getting little headshots and little makes you feel like a badass.
You can do ricochet shots in the game?
I think you can actually shoot through walls with a 50 caliber.
Oh, right on, right on, right on.
Sounds good.
All right.
My game of the week is Preview for the new upcoming Diablo 3.
It's going to be coming up after a while.
Man, it's looking pretty fucking sick so far.
They've got the Beast Charred up there on their website.
And there's two new classes up.
There's the Barbarians from old school.
And then there's the new fucking, what, Witch Doctor class?
Witch Doctor.
Yeah, Witch Doctor.
You summon fucking, what is it, the undead.
You can swarm opponents.
You can add a chain, like chain lining, and just eat all the flesh off the bones.
It's looking like a ridiculously awesome epic, epic game.
Dude, the graphics are sick.
Like I saw, like just a preview of the Barbarians on this like pillar that has water rising off of it.
And like every step he takes, you can actually see like the ripples in the water.
I hope you have a good graphics card, that's all I can say.
You guys play Diablo 2?
Yeah, I play Diablo 2.
What would be your favorite character from Diablo 2?
Shit, my favorite character in Diablo 2, the cow.
I mean, mad cow-o.
And how do the cows play?
You can't play the...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that would be cool.
Yeah, we can play as the cow.
That would be awesome.
We can play as the cow in the game.
We're all going to play the sound, right?
The sound.
One of the several classes you're not playing in Diablo 3.
Chick-fil-A is going to sue the shit out of this.
Fuck Chick-fil-A, you bitches.
They don't open up the whole game.
They don't open up the whole game.
They don't open up the whole game.
They don't open up the whole game.
I'm supposed to get my fucking food after...
Go to Stig's Cakes.
Where's my nuggets?
Give me my nuggets.
Fuck them nuggets.
Go to Stig's Cakes.
We got nuggets.
Speaking of nugs.
Oh, shit, nugs.
Nugs, man.
Okay, so next up we got our upcoming movie section.
And upcoming this week is Hellboy 2, the Golden Army,
starring Ron Perlman as Hellboy.
He's sort of old, but I mean...
Honestly, the guy plays a badass movie pretty good.
It's him with his fucking gun.
He calls big babies, I guess.
Right?
And he shoots shit all the time.
It blows the fuck out of everybody.
It's gonna make...
He's gonna throw the fuck out of my brains
when I go watch that.
At least to benefit money.
Yeah, I love Nazis.
Nazis with villains is always king shit.
And you add in extra cult stuff to the Nazis.
That makes me better.
I just hope there's zombie Nazis.
It feels like there's gonna be Nazis
because how much movie tickets cost?
Movie ticket, Nazis.
I swear, highway robbery, man.
Yeah, dude, I hate that.
Oh, shit.
What's the other movie that's coming up?
Oh, The Mummy 3.
That's gonna be an awesome movie
with Gently and Brendan Fraser.
Gently?
Fraser's gonna be a Fraser?
Oh, shit, The Mummy.
Oh, there you go.
Yeah, dude.
Once again, Brendan Fraser,
basically running around saying,
I'm running, I'm running, I'm running.
No, no, it's not really something that's that epic.
It seems like it's his own...
It's his own Indian version of Indiana Jones.
No, forget it.
That movie is awesome.
The next child of both is gonna be his fucking son.
Oh, man, that's ridiculous.
The son is joining with him,
but it's not child of the both.
It's some other guy.
Probably Steve Perry.
It should have been the original son,
because the original son,
he was funny, you know?
That little kid in The Mummy 2
was pretty funny.
It should be Will Smith.
Some other people would love Will Smith
to be in that movie.
A 20 year old.
What?
No, a 20 year old.
They would make Brendan Fraser have gray hair
and Will Smith would be like,
yo, dad!
That's how it would be.
Oh, man, that's so ridiculous.
Oh, shit.
I'm lucky I didn't hit that.
Oh, shit.
Okay, so let's see.
Who's our son of the week?
Bro, it's you, Bob.
Oh, shoot, the pot cookie monster, dude.
Yeah, dude.
All right.
Here's the deal.
This is funny as hell.
July 9.
Yeah, July 9.
Okay, just making sure.
July 9, 2008, an 18 year old Texas stoner,
Christian Phillips baked a batch of pot cookies
and delivered them to several Dallas
Fort Worth area police stations,
saying there were gifts for mad,
mothers against drug driving.
It's fucking ridiculous, man.
Like, seriously, he fed a bunch of cops brownies,
pot brownies.
It smelled horribly of pot.
You could obviously tell that they were pot brownies
and the cops still ate them anyway.
I think that's hilarious, man.
Like, they got rid of a lot of them,
but a lot of cops still ate the brownies.
It's funny because honestly,
I bet you all those cops, obviously,
they're cops, so they know how narcotics are.
They're like, mm, brownies.
Oh, shit, pot brownies?
Exactly.
It scuffed up a bunch of them before.
They're trying to say that there's,
also they're trying to say in another report
that they had laced the brownies with LSD.
Yeah, right.
Which is sort of incorrect anyways,
because given the heat temperature that they would need,
they would actually degrade the acid.
It's like nothing.
Even if you put LSD on the brownies afterwards,
the heat from the warm brownies would kill the acid anyway.
So there you go, I mean, once again,
the system's trying to go on.
But it's no possible way to cook LSD.
Hey!
Yeah, yeah, there's no way it possible to cook LSD.
We'll talk to you real quick, LSD.
But you can still spike people's drinks with it
and stuff like that, which is bad news,
because you don't want to feed somebody that...
Don't do that shit!
Yeah, if you don't want to feed somebody that,
unless you let them know ahead of time,
because, you know, you can freak out.
You really gotta watch yourself on the first few times
and do it.
You can't just all of a sudden be tripping.
Everything will be so intense,
you'll be like, oh no, what's going on?
Yeah, and then you'll think that you're supposed
to kill all your friends.
You'll be like, wait, no, they're my friends.
What am I doing?
And then you'll be like, wait,
his skin would make a perfect man.
This is what Mason thinks about.
I don't know what you guys are talking about.
He'll flip back and forth between, what,
Pat Bateman from American Psycho
and John Paul when he's tripping.
He'll go back and forth between these two personalities.
That's what he thinks.
I don't know what he's talking about.
True.
You gotta make sure the ladies out there
are supposed to kill all of them yourself.
I think you clicked it out pretty good.
Yeah, right on, run on.
All right, well, this is about time for us
to go over to Caveman Carl
with his new epistol in the week.
Yeah, it's funny because who would've thought
Caveman would know so much.
He's pretty smart.
I think as long as he keeps his hair,
then he'll keep his knowledge.
He's like Samson but opposite.
Like Samson.
I want to talk to Samson.
All right, so we cut there.
All right, but don't please.
Hello, everybody.
This is Caveman Carl.
Me was out hunting today.
And me, me, it's an unfortunate accident
with the saber-proof tiger.
Me and him in there, clubbing his head in
and grabbed his teeth and smacked him
off his head some more.
And he pushed me back and he hurt me back.
Me, uh, go home to Cave, find him,
and shoot him back around a little bit
and realized me cannot function.
So me said, woman, what did we do?
Me, back, not work.
Woman pulls out a bomb she made
from the skin between the skull after I killed it.
She left me up a bowl and I started smoking.
And all of a sudden, all the pain and back
go away and it relaxes the muscles.
The next day, me go out,
find tears out of the tiger's little
youngions, beat them heads in,
take revenge, return to my back.
Me come back, celebrate to win the bowl again.
And they let me have in relations with
wife factors between another bowl.
So me, you're here to say,
cannabis is good for back pain.
Have a nice day.
Me go smoke more pot.
Oh, welcome back. How's it going, everybody?
Fuck you, San Diego.
Sorry, danger man moment.
Right on.
All right.
One of my ex-girlfriends named San Diego.
Oh, my God.
Anyways, it's 3-Eleven's Unity Tour featuring Snoop Dogg.
Yeah, they're starting up soon in the East Coast here.
What, July 10th?
No, wait, wait.
Who's Got the Herb is one of the titles
of My Stony Baby?
Yeah, those are songs that 3-Eleven's famous for.
See, July 16th, they're going to be in Brooklyn
starting their tour on the East.
Wait, Coney Island?
They make really good hot dogs.
Yeah, dude, Tony.
They have hot dogs and this wooden roller coaster.
And, you know, with 3-Eleven and Snoop Dogg being there,
they're totally getting placed up.
July 16th.
That's Brooklyn.
Brooklyn.
That's Gun's birthday.
Oh, yeah, that's Gun's birthday.
Next week.
It's Gun's birthday.
Motherfucker, I got the 15th off.
You know what that is?
What's that?
Release of NCAA or that.
Over snap, more football games.
So when I come out at midnight,
I'm getting it and I'll be here playing.
I'll be here whooping the S.
We're going to have a scuffle.
First Mason NCAA tournament.
True.
And I, of course, will win the victorious.
A live feed on Ustream.
I tested that game.
A live feed on Ustream and everything.
Yeah, you guys can watch me do my touchdown dances.
That'll be awesome.
You're a ridiculous man.
All right, so what do we need to move on to next year, Fresh?
You got the game plan.
My how-to's up next, actually.
I'm going to make something sweet.
We got her up some sort of pipey thing to smoke out of.
Oh, you don't know what it is.
You don't know what it is.
It's awesome.
That's going to be really hard for them to understand, Cotton.
No, this pipe's going to be pretty hard.
I'll tell you what.
Pipe's out.
You're going to smoke out of it, too.
Great.
Can you smoke out of it and talk to guys on here?
Wait, are you saying you smoke pipe?
No.
This pipe that you're going to smoke out of is pretty hard, dude.
Just let me know.
Right on.
All right.
Cut them shits.
Yeah.
You guys did it.
Wait, is there something on my face?
Wait.
All right.
Here's your fucking epidermis.
All right.
What's up, everybody?
Fucking another episode of How To.
How's it going?
Oh, my God.
All right.
This episode, this is going to be awesome.
I'm going to show you something.
I'm making a cone.
All right.
You're going to learn how to make a cone.
Do I make a cone?
No.
No.
A plot cone.
This is ridiculous.
Like a road cone?
Not like a road cone.
Or any other type of cone that you could think of.
I mean, it's the same shape, though.
All right.
This is retarded.
Either way, all you need for this one is a piece of paper and a bunch of paper and some
herbs.
You know what I'm saying?
All right.
Now, do this.
You take your paper and you simply roll it into a cone shape.
You're just going to get it tight enough.
So let's say the mouthpiece would be that size of an ordinary cigarette.
You know?
Because that's what you normally smoke.
You don't want to be too big because then you need to be eating but all of it online.
That sucks.
All right.
That looks like a good enough size cone for us tonight.
Now, this is how we're going to do it.
You take your paper from your bag and go glue side.
You know, flip the glue side like this and attach this here like this.
Glue side, cone to the back where there's no glue side.
Kind of roll it on.
What you want to do at this point is lick it so that it'll stick to itself.
That's not working.
It's not working.
You can't do it.
How many of you know what happens when you come right now?
Hello?
Oh, yeah.
What time do we need to pick you up?
What time do we need to come and scoop you?
9.30, right?
All right.
We'll be over there in a minute.
All right, peace.
Now, here's how we're actually going to do it.
Glue side is going to go up.
Stick it like this.
Tighten our tube up.
Oh, twist the twist.
I have it all sitting straight.
Glue side out on the top and the paper's up.
All right, now.
I think they still use fucking cone paper.
They're gonna fucking shoot you.
I swear to fucking God.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
Obviously, the base part's the hardest part.
Why that?
Because it's annoying as piss for some reason.
All right.
I'm gonna be using up all this cone paper.
I'm making this one.
All right, now the second paper,
I'm gonna say it's gonna go down.
Second paper's gonna go down on the first paper that's coming up.
Yeah, all right.
Hey, Freshman, where can they check you out on your MySpace?
Yes, you can check me out on Hem Beach.
No, your MySpace.
MySpace.
Isn't that like Freshman at MySpace.com?
MySpace.com slash Freshman Fresh.
Freshman, make Freshman Fresh.
I'm trying to roll a fucking cone here.
Are you gonna keep telling me websites
or are you gonna let me roll a cone, dude?
He's gonna put up all pertinent information
out at the bottom of the screen.
Please, just allow me to do my job.
This is what you guys pay me around here to do.
Let me do a well.
Pay me.
Oh, yeah, you guys don't fucking pay me, you asshole.
But you can always donate at work.
You donated at Hem Beach.
That's what you need.
Oh, man.
Let me tell you what, this paper is delicious.
Didn't you do one of these last night?
Oh, yeah, I rolled up one of these the night before tonight.
And it was also delicious.
Tasting glue.
Joker's hemp paper?
Joker, sure have.
I'm not sponsored by them, but I like them
because they're actually hemp.
All right, now.
My final touch for this little cone for now
is to be half the foot.
This little tab on the top of your cigarette box.
See this right here?
This is perfect for mouthpieces.
It's a little underfold pen.
A little underfolded tab.
This little tabby thing from your cigarette pack.
Then you roll it up.
It's a perfect screen for joints, dude.
If you didn't know it then, you know it now.
Can you count any bigger than what you have there?
Oh, yeah, I can continue the sizes cone tremendously.
But that's ridiculous.
I'm probably going to do it in a second, too.
Not that I think about it.
What?
We got enough.
No.
I'm putting another paper on it.
I can't believe I'm going to warm that.
By twisting the inner wall, I can make the cone smaller,
put it in my cone, and then twist it out.
So it's bigger than this.
I'm going to put this side on.
Oh, fuck.
Man.
You have to be still in your tongue.
It works.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.
See?
I've been leaving me in a disadvantage with an open spot.
So I put one more on there pretty straight.
It's a little bit too high a spot.
Huh?
Man, this is one fragile joy.
Frag.
All right.
Now, I'm going to take my little joint filter.
This isn't really a filter.
It's just paper.
The inner folded tab from a pack of cigarettes.
Most old packs of cigarettes happen.
Now I'm going to fill it up.
Back to full time and let my mind fly.
Plus I must take it to a real slide.
Blinding, blinding, blinding.
Zero.
There goes my fucked up.
You just got to dump it in from the top.
And then you take a pen and you pack it in.
I'm using my toe to take the pen off the table as you speak.
Now, when you use the pen to pack it in, everyone's going to walk.
This is the packy twisty method.
When you kind of twist it so it falls down in.
And then you give it a little pack.
A little pack and twist.
A little twisty pack.
A little packy pack.
Yeah, make sure not to ruin any inner folds.
Oh, the code.
Why are you doing the pack and twist?
I'll screw up your whole day.
Because you got to be surgical when you're in there, man.
Okay.
Another load.
Dump it in.
A little pack.
A little more of a pack.
You want this thing packed or to run, trust me.
You don't want to do that because this thing's a monster.
You're going to want to watch out.
Oh, and when you smoke it, always make sure you keep it pointed up.
Or your chair can just kind of fall out sometimes.
It's happened before and it sucks.
You have this beautiful color and then half of it falls out because you're not paying attention.
That's why you pack your pack.
That's why you pay attention and turn it up and pack your pack.
And then you give it a little twist off at the end.
A little twist off.
You're going to see a finished product.
Twist off.
And teeny isn't that awesome?
Yeah.
All right.
Well, if you guys have any questions, comments or concerns, you can email us.
mpeachatechbros.com.net.
mpeachetechbros.net.
And then there's our TV show site, mpeach.tv.
And check us out on My Spacer, buddy.
I love you, Holmes.
Two.
One.
How do we come back?
Like excited as fuck.
We come back.
Ready?
We're the comebacks.
Three.
Two.
One.
Two.
Three.
Two.
One.
Yo, that hit.
Wait.
What were we supposed to say?
Oh, my God.
Action first.
All right.
Hey.
Hey.
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Hi.
Hey guys.
Hey guys.
Thanks for joining.
Okay.
Pause.
Guys who walk into rape blockings.
Yeah, you can't just walk around all Will belief and a right.
Yeah, he'll grab your arm.
No, you can't go there.
You know, I'd go there.
Get to go over there.
This is where you're going to go.
Water don't, all right.
All right, my hate this section time
Totally hate marijuana laws man. They suck at this point. I thought you I thought you were gonna say you hate marijuana
No, marijuana loss right now at this point the soap juice
All right, we're almost there, but federal doesn't recognize the state marijuana laws and a bunch of states right now
They're totally like they're free. They're legal to have medical marijuana Denver. I want to move there
I do. Other than the marijuana thing. Why would you want to go to Denver?
Because of the marijuana. Good weather
Really good weather in Denver. Yeah, the wonderful weather in Denver. We're gonna hang out with those guys from marijuana. We can smoke in the mountains and plus
It's not Delaware. Yeah, Delaware. What's there to do in Delaware?
Also, my part of the Haverian section this week happens to be parking tickets and
One-way streets because I just have to get sideswiped by a 67 mustang and today
I just got a $22 parking violation downtown and I didn't put money in the parking meter, but I was seven minutes late
Fuck you. That should success. I say
All the pigs out there or what are they? Porkies? The security people to walk around
Hey, they're just doing their job. Yeah, I'm gonna kick their ass and go there with a hose and spray when I'm in the face.
I don't know. That's what I did.
No, you wouldn't. Shut the hell up. You know I would. You won't. Hopefully next section will be me spray something dude in the face.
What the hell does that mean? I don't even know.
No, so we'll be right back on Hemp Beach TV.
Here hand me that cigarette pack of yours.
Cheba Hut. Cheba Hut. Cheba Hut. Oh my god. Cheba Hut.
This is fresh from Hemp Beach, and I totally just found this thing on the internet. Cheba Hut.
They're not really just on the internet.
They're sandwich place.
They're in a little restaurant. Everything on their menu is like, partly ridiculous.
They totally like a sandwich shop, totally inclined to the pot culture.
This is great. I wanna see what I can do.
Cheba Hut sponsor us at Hemp Beach. Oh my god. That'd be awesome. I wanna go there. I wanna eat there.
Just hang out. Cause that sounds so awesome.
That's so awesome. Alright. Peace out.
Alright, say everybody welcome back.
Yeah, right on right on. Hello the fucking how-to.
Episode 9 how-to.
Episode 10 how-to. Excellent.
Right on.
Alright.
Let's see what do we have today on the menu.
Now it's time for our sponsors, bro.
Our sponsors? Yep.
Oh wait, who are our sponsors this time?
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Which doesn't make any sense.
Hembeach.tv is our main site and come on and join us.
Talk to the forums and get everybody in the cast.
Yeah dude, totally.
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Hembeach.com.
Hembeach.tv.
And our MySpace.
And if you want you can write to us at fans at Hembeach.tv and give us suggestions, questions,
making pictures of your girlfriends. If you do that though, I mean that's your thing.
Or Nug. Either or would be awesome.
Or your best piece.
Yeah, pictures of your pipes.
Your pipes.
Say it like you scratch with your pipes.
Yes, your pipes.
Alright, anyways guys, thank you for checking in. This is episode 10. Peace now.
Love you guys.
Our ship spilled water on the surface.
Spilled water on my face.
Oh, don't you spill water on me.
Oh, don't you spill water on me.
