This is a special t-shirt, as you can see, a special t-shirt that I made.
So how long did that take you to make?
About a few months.
A few months?
Yep, a few months.
Great.
Yeah, you can definitely see the detail that's gone in there.
Oh yeah.
Do you have to replace the sellotape every now and then?
Yep, every now and then.
One bit flakes off, so I'll slap another bit on, reinforce it.
I noticed Lizzie Finn is not in there.
No, no, she's not.
No.
Interesting, actually.
Whoa.
Whoa!
What was that?
What is in there?
Garage is in there.
What the fuck?
Are you doing it in a garage?
What, babes?
Babes, no, is it?
I can touch me.
Brian, what are you?
Hi, everyone.
Hi.
Hiya.
Dave, how's the documentary going?
It's going good, actually.
There's sort of the reason I'm here, actually.
Oh, really?
Well, this is perfect, isn't it?
What are you doing in my garage?
Just joking on me here.
So, where do you want us for the interview?
We're kind of just in the middle of an interview with Lizzie at the moment.
But wouldn't it be better if we had both of us
plopped onto a seat and just chatting?
What's the reason you're here again, Brian?
Why are you here?
Well, I was a bit of a fooling out, you know.
That was a few years ago now, Brian.
Yeah, but I've got my money together, so...
Money?
Ten pounds.
They good, love?
They good?
Fuck it, money.
So, we're trying to get out...
You call that payment?
For the years of work that I put in?
Yep.
Sorry.
Out.
From where you came.
Actually, you've got some crutches there.
What happened there?
It's just a story about that.
Welcome, old lifestyle.
God, it's embarrassing, anyway.
We were at a gig the other night.
You know, and I came on stage, you know, got more energy.
And I jumped to do some crowd surfing.
And they parted, like the Red Sea.
It was ridiculous.
Yeah, and then I fell in love with it.
Quite awkwardly.
Best project you've ever thought of, actually,
that local school thing?
Give them to the kids.
They grow up.
They have kids.
Pass the music on.
Yeah, exactly, you know.
They're all in the foundations.
Two generations down the line,
they're still listening.
Yeah, it was at a local school, actually.
You know, giving back something to the kids.
Yeah.
You know, we also do much bigger venues.
Yeah.
So there's some 16-year-olds, sort of.
Well, more 10.
Oh, right.
Okay.
10-year-olds, you know.
I don't think they really got it.
They just weren't ready for us.
They were trying.
You're shit.
You're shit.
I think there's a lesson there.
Definitely a lesson to people.
Not to trust kids.
I mean, I believe it's probably a bad idea
to join Carl's Self onto some 10-year-old kids anyway.
You've got to start rock and roll, you know.
Why is it anyway?
You know, I've just had it in my veins.
You know?
Jon, do you want us here or...?
No, it's not Jon.
It's with...
Oh, it's over here.
Do you want us here?
Do you want me here?
Well, I'm quite interested, actually,
in why you came, actually.
Lizzie, what...?
Why did you come?
Well, you know, we really miss you.
You did quite recently just lose your life somewhere, didn't you?
Yeah.
Is that probably the reason why?
Cancer.
Cancer.
Yep.
Well, that's not true.
You left, didn't you?
Because I spoke to him.
He left because...
Yeah, because of cancer.
No, not because of cancer.
That's a lie.
It's all lies.
Lies, more lies.
It's a form of cancer, so...
No, he didn't.
He left because he didn't get paid.
I paid him.
So, yeah, I'm asking him to come back into the band.
You know, we're really missing out...
some sort of sex drive.
A bit of women, you know.
Lizzie, what do you reckon?
Yeah?
I...
See what he wants?
Lost for words.
Don't touch me.
There we are.
I can't...
Yeah?
Can't say anything at the moment.
Lizzie, what...
What do you...
Let's sort of...
Shut the fuck up.
I don't know.
Do you think we're gonna...
What do you feel about doing it and joining the band again?
I can't...
Can't go back there.
Excuse me.
One moment.
Get your nose out of my sugar.
This one's called Lethal B.
How I Miss D.
Lethal B.
Yeah, so, uh, you went and joined the band again?
She knew I was coming, we've been texting and shit.
So...
If I do come back...
Yeah?
What would you want?
Anything you like?
Free sweets?
Kebabs?
Yeah.
What?
You like kebabs and feasts?
That one said to, you know,
she'd have a kebab for lunch
and a feast in the evening.
Yeah?
And I think she wants.
You know, she can go out after 11 o'clock as well this time,
if you want.
So how did you get in through the garage?
Hmm?
How did you get in?
I mean, you came in through the garage.
Just interested, uh...
Oh, just...
I'm from the streets, so...
You broke into my house?
Yep.
I thought you wouldn't mind.
This is rock and roll, have you?
No fun.
Dawson?
You want to tell the police that?
Yeah, I want to.
Yeah?
Okay.
Not really.
She's ringing the police.
Well, there's a 1-9.
Nah, she won't do it.
I'll fuck them.
No, seriously.
I mean, yeah, maybe you should.
Hmm?
You know we're going to be big, though.
I think that's why you want to come back.
Get out the way you came.
Yeah.
Get out the way you came.
Get out of my house.
Bitch.
Porridge?
That show on the telly?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That guy.
He's dead now, so...
He is, but...
I don't think we're going to have any influence required.
