Hey, hey, man, you crazy cats.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hey, you're fast.
Good job.
Hey, it's not a job, it's an adventure.
Yo, babe!
Come on in here, make yourself at home.
Come on in here, make yourself at home.
Ladies and gentlemen, come on in here, make yourself comfortable.
Thanks a lot.
Thank you.
Thank you.
How are you guys doing?
All right.
Hang in, hang in, hang in.
What can I do for you?
Yeah, Mr. Ed, can you autograph my board?
Well, I certainly can.
Do you know all those guys up there?
Sure do.
Set them up on their first date.
I gave this guy his first gold lame suit, and she does my hair.
No, I'm talking about those guys over there.
These guys?
Do I know these guys?
This is the Bonesburg Gate.
Do I know the Bonesburg Gate?
We're bros!
We're tight!
We're like this, you know.
You know, I'm not there to train or anything, but I kind of like to think of myself as their
spiritual leader.
So, who's that old man?
Ah, it's Stacey Paroffin.
That old man.
That old man.
Oh, that old man.
Uh, you don't know who that is?
You never heard of Animal Chin?
No.
He is the man.
He's the first man to put wheels on a 2x4.
He invented skateboarding.
He is the king of concrete.
He put polyurethane tracks on cement before you were born, son.
Why haven't we even heard of him?
You know, that's a story in itself.
Kind of a lifetime deal.
What's that?
Well, get closer in here, so I don't have to yell, and then let's talk about this.
Let me see, uh, well, me and the boys, the band, we're doing a bunch of one-nighters
back-to-back, and Chin goes underground.
Why'd he go underground?
Well, he went where he wanted to be, you know, and that's the place to be.
Did he have his own bottle?
Oh, my God.
You curb-whackers you.
Son, it's not all about contests and commercialism.
It's about fun.
And you know what?
The media types, they couldn't grasp that elementary fact.
Fun is fun, son.
And this man right here invented the word fun.
He is the commander of fun.
Now, Animal Chin's disciples knew that it was a fact.
There was no fun in skateboarding without the man.
They knew wherever he was hanging was the place to be.
Now, you take our crack crew of concrete crusaders, the Bones Brigade.
Well, they had the inside track, you know.
We're the first to go in search of Animal Chin.
