What are you doing, man? Get that camera out of my face!
It wasn't recording! Wait, you're going out of state?
I had something I wanted to tell you.
Look, I'm not trying to steal you away or anything, but...
I just think we should see each other again.
Don't you want closure?
If you happen to run into Doug, don't tell him about this party, but just fuck everything up.
Uh, so you want a branch party? You still love him. Don't lie.
I hope you find someone to put up with your crazy eyes.
Whatever.
Fucking baby killer.
Oh, that's the camera crew.
Camera crew?
Yeah, I hired a bunch of locals. I'm filming the reunion, so...
Got him here with some cameras and some lights, and we're gonna make this shit happen.
What the fuck?
What do you mean?
Why are you...
Bitch, what are you...
Holy... Oh, Lord!
Don't call me a preacher, not even a preacher. No man you would of life ain't got nothing to teach ya.
All around the world, the faces have different names. We all real different, so basically we the same.
Shut up!
Shut up!
Just look, I can't stand either one of you, so just...
Don't play me like that, Kayla.
So, can I get you anything?
No, I'm okay for now, thanks.
Alright, well, if you want anything, let me know.
Got your favorite wine.
Hidden from Doug, of course.
Alright.
So, Chris couldn't come, huh?
Actually, we're not together anymore.
That's great!
I'm sorry to hear that.
I'm not.
Yeah. Who knows, everything will work out. Maybe somebody better come along.
Oh!
My dad, did you see? Didn't see you there. Sorry.
Are you okay?
Let's just go to the other side.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Call Chris. Let's see if he works the party.
Hey, Brian, can I talk to you for a minute?
Hey, Caleb.
Hey, Selena. So, good to see you.
Brian?
I'm okay.
Alright, let's go.
Oh!
Oh, Jesus.
Come on. Give me one.
It's not a bitch. Come on.
Get off me.
Oh, come on. You're gonna lure the lesbians down on your ass.
Bros!
Come on, motherfucker.
Let's go!
Bros, guys, Caleb, what are you doing?
Get up. Get off of him.
Oh, Brian!
Fucking joke.
Brian!
Fucking shit.
Brian!
We've been waiting for you.
Boys, set up the table.
I was actually thinking that we should finish the party out back.
Shots?
Shots!
Wait, Brian!
I've got the eye of the tiger.
I've got the eye of the tiger.
I've got the eye of the tiger.
Look, before you continue, like, I just have to get something off my chest.
Or it's just gonna kill me inside.
Yeah, yeah, come on. Tell me what's wrong.
Hey, Brian, can I talk to you for a second?
Yeah, just give me one second, bro.
Cool. Is everything all right?
You know what? I don't want to drop this bomb when you're at this party and you just
seem like you're in a good place right now.
Whatever it is, I'm sure everything will be fine.
Just tell me.
I'm pregnant.
Wait, what?
Yeah.
What?
Yeah, it's Christmas.
Oh, okay.
I told him I wasn't gonna keep it, but now, I don't know.
Wow.
Oh, shit. I see you, Selena. I see you got your whole master plan.
So this fool shows up and all of a sudden, it's fuck this nigga, Chris.
Oh, he ain't shit.
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck am I doing?
I'm trying to save your life, Brian.
Brian, come on.
Brian, I love you, Brian.
Caleb, you're drunk.
Brian, I love you.
What the fuck are you doing, man?
Fuck me.
I'm sorry, Brian.
No, okay.
Just get out.
Come on.
Dude, we were friends.
If you wanted to talk, you could have just told me.
But this is fucked up.
You know what?
Have fun with your new man here, Selena.
One more thing.
You probably like it from the back, too.
I'm out.
Come on, Brian.
Shut up.
So I throw a high school reunion party.
See my girl?
She's pregnant.
See my boy?
He's gay.
I can't win.
To anybody watching this, fuck high school reunions.
I don't want you to come by shoes.
Hey.
Hello.
Is that enough comfort?
I'm afraid of you.
You guys remember me?
Of course.
I think you should join us for another party.
But isn't Brian's party soon?
No.
That party will be a lot better than this.
This is like the high school cafeteria parties.
We're going to an adult party.
Okay.
Okay.
Thanks for the treat.
Fucking shit.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
God damn it.
Fucking people.
I hate all of you.
Just fucking go away and leave me alone.
Hey, butt brother number one.
Where's butt brother number two?
Why don't you frat bros go circle jerk each other?
I was thinking something more along the lines of shots.
Oh my gosh, Gloria.
I don't even know what to do right now.
I mean, I told Brian.
He wasn't really mad, but he wasn't happy either.
Well, I told you to take it slow.
You can't just expect to drop a vote like that on somebody after not seeing them in seven years.
I know.
I don't think he would ever.
Girl, no.
Okay.
No.
I'm just kidding.
Oh my god.
This is so classic.
Yeah, Brian.
Yeah, Brian.
Go Brian.
Go.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Woo.
Woo.
Yeah.
Don't let him go.
That's only five.
Fuck you.
Bro.
Oh.
Come on.
Dude, my new fucking boat shoe.
How you feeling, champ?
Look at you, cause.
Strung up over a basic bitch.
Excuse you?
Who the fuck you think you're talking to?
Talking to you.
You know what, please, please stop.
No, I'm tired of this shit, Selena.
Oh yeah? Let's go then.
You don't give a fuck about these people.
You've been dissing your boy Caleb all day.
And I know you don't give a fuck about me and we blood.
Doug! That's all you care about.
The fuck off of me! Doug.
Back up! Back up!
That's all you care about, huh?
She's about to have another nigga's baby.
Huh? Nothing niggas...
Stop moving!
You can't fight that much about your life.
Doug, you're not a killer. Don't do this.
Maybe hers, huh?
Get off of me!
Fucking gun down, man.
What?
Please.
Put the gun down.
Now.
You're right.
Hey y'all, I'm a criminal.
I'm a criminal, right?
Right? That's what I am?
Huh?
I'm a criminal because I ain't even family to him.
So fuck it.
Doug.
You're not a killer.
Don't do this!
I know I fucked up, but we can fix this shit!
Doug.
Doug.
See that?
The gun is as fake as you.
I'm sorry I fucked up your party again.
I'm a criminal because I ain't even family to him.
I'm a criminal because I ain't even family to him.
I'm a criminal because I ain't even family to him.
I'm a criminal because I ain't even family to him.
I'm a criminal because I ain't even family to him.
