With a gluten allergy, unfortunately you can't have the meatballs because we put breadcrumbs
in the meatballs.
Really?
That's weird.
I thought they were made of meat.
Meat balls?
Traditionally, meatballs aren't just meat, otherwise they'd be hamburger balls.
Ew.
Now, I just, I'm going to get the meatloaf.
So good.
Unfortunately, we have the same situation with the meatloaf.
We use breadcrumbs in our meatloaf.
Are you kidding me?
Are you guys, like, on a mission to carve up the palisades?
Obviously.
Like, rich guys, first wives on this restaurant and they're just trying to fatten up all the
young chicks their husbands are trying to screw?
Clearly.
Nope.
Your gluten-free options are salmon.
Yes.
Yes.
Hamburger without a bun.
No.
Thank you.
Salads.
Boring.
Boring.
Steak.
Frankly, I've lost my appetite.
Can I just go?
I'm going to get the pasta, but we just let the chef know I'm severely allergic to garlic
and parsley.
I'm pretty sure those are both in the marinara sauce.
Let me go find out with my kitchen manager, though.
That'd be great.
Also, I'm allergic to all of these, severely.
Can we get some water?
Toss it.
Okay, soy, do with glava.
Toss it.
Keep it?
Yeah, keep it.
What are you doing back here?
What are you two doing here?
Are you supposed to be working the line?
What do you want?
I had a question.
Is there parsley or garlic in the marinara sauce?
No.
Really?
Yes.
Of course there is.
It's an Italian sauce.
You little anachendric wannabe.
I was trying to insult you, but you're actually kind of cute.
Okay, so to clarify, there is parsley and garlic in the marinara sauce.
What about these?
Well, can't be allergic to sugar unless you're fat.
Get the fuck out of here.
We can use this.
So, she's gained a lot of weight.
Like 15 pounds or so.
I saw it on Facebook.
It's totally showing in her thighs.
Like, have you noticed when she's wearing her swimsuit?
I'm sorry, there's parsley and garlic in the marinara sauce.
There's always garlic in Italian food.
This always happens.
Is there anything else I can get for you ladies?
You know what?
It's fine.
I'll just get the pasta.
It's just that my boyfriend's dick gets kind of blotchy if I blow him after I've had garlic,
but fuck him.
Fuck him!
What kind of red wines do you have?
Oh, we've got this great new Johnson Family Pinot Noir, actually.
It's a 2009.
It's got taste.
No, no, no, no.
You have the box.
I want that.
Yeah.
There you are.
Mmhmm.
You can just leave the box.
So then you gave me your pearl necklace.
And then you gave me this necklace.
Oh my gosh.
I just love it.
Right?
You totally earned it.
Now, gluten-free options are salmon.
Eels.
Hamburger without a bun.
Dum bomb.
Salad.
Dum bomb.
And steak.
I will vomit on you.
I am great at vomiting.
I'm a great woman.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
I am great at vomiting.
It's true.
I've seen it before.
Frankly, I lost my appetite.
Is there anything else I can get for you, ladies?
I got on my feet.
You know what?
Thank you.
