Let's go.
Very well then, let us move on to Lot number 12, for which I am sure many of you have been
keeping your powder dry. This is the oil painting of a monkey's head, unknown artist completed
sometime in the mid 20th century, a fine example of contemporary simian art. In oils then
this monkey's head, looking for £200 to start the bidding, let us get this £150 just to
get the ball rolling in, £150, do I hear £75, do I hear £75 for this wonderful example
of simian portraiture, just £75 to get the bidding started, £75.
So he's your son when he's done something right, but when there's red paint all over
your precious living room, he's my son, I'm coming.
Very well then, £50, just £50 to get the bidding started on this beautiful oil painting
very competently framed, just £50. Very well then, we move on to Lot 13, Lot 13 is a sealed
box, an intriguing item in a private sale from a house clearance, who knows what treasures
may be with him. For the more adventurous among you, do I hear an opening bid of just
£50 to get the bidding started, £50 for this, yes sir, gentlemen at the front, £50, excellent,
I'm looking for £75, £75 man, thank you, do I hear £100, £100 to you sir, that would
be £150 to you, £200, £250, £300, £350, £400, £400, I'm bid for this really quite
ordinary looking box, I'm looking for £500, £500, thank you very much, I'm £600 to you
sir, looking for £700, £700, £8, £9, £1000, £1000, do I hear £1250, £1250, looking
for £1250 now, £1250, anywhere in the room, £1250, it's with you sir for £1000, going
once, twice, sold to the gentleman in the front row for £1000, congratulations sir,
well that was rather more like it wasn't it, let us now move on to the next item in our
catalogue, lot number 13, a sealed box from a private sale of a house clearance, I'm
going to start the bidding at £50, thank you, £75 sir, £100 to you, £150, £150, £200
to you, £250 sir, £300, £350, £400, £500 to you, £600, £700, £800, £900, £1250,
going once, going twice, £1000 to the lady in the front row, sold.
We now turn, right, lot 13, sealed box, private sale of a house clearance, do I hear £50?
Signed sold, sold, sold.
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