6.
Now, I'm not having you depressed tonight, my man.
Oh no, we're going to find you a senior or some kind in here, I tell you.
Hey, hey, hey, don't pull a face, man.
This is not only a very classy, but a special place.
A hospital, polaroid.
If you know what I mean, eh?
Now, what are you?
I'm an operations product manager.
No, you're an animal.
An animal?
Yeah.
Am I?
Can't we go for a quiet drink?
No, no, no, no, no.
Okay.
Who's your hero?
I've got a lot.
Tom Clancy.
Elmore Leonard.
Ian Fleming.
Yeah, baby.
No, no, Fleming, 007 guy.
Yeah, actually 007, but yeah, Bond.
Oh, Jamesy Bond.
Oh, that's good.
Yeah, you've got to be like Jamesy Bond, you know?
Is James Bond?
Yeah, and no, Jamesy Bond.
Pow!
Jamesy Bond, right?
It's suave, sophisticated, confident,
and he's always getting to love the girls, good and bad.
Plus, he's ready for anything.
You've got to be like this guy.
Yeah, I'm sure most men do.
I couldn't be a spy.
No, no, be a spy.
Be like a spy.
Best thing 007 uses is how he introduces himself.
For example,
the names Montoya.
Ricardo Montoya.
Hey, it's good, you try.
I don't, it feels stupid.
Borman.
Giorgio Borman.
Sounds good, come on.
Borman.
Giorgio Borman.
It's okay.
If you want to pick up girls from the morgue.
Quickly, favorite Bond.
I always like Roger Moore.
Can you do the eyebrow?
Close enough.
Now try it again with the eyebrow.
It helps.
Borman.
Giorgio Borman.
Whoa, man.
No scary.
Sexy.
Woomy, man.
The name's Borman.
Giorgio Borman.
Come to puppy.
Yeah.
Yeah, perfecto.
Okay, now when you get in there,
glide to the ground to the bar.
Stand up straight and order a few drinks.
Maybe not a martinis, it's a little bit gay.
Shaken, not stirred.
Okay, man.
Hey!
Boris, how are you, man?
I'm good, Ricky.
Cool, cool.
Don't worry about him, he's with me in school, man.
Okay.
Okay.
Take it easy, man.
Okay.
Order two beers.
Hang back.
Be cool.
And remember, use the eyebrow.
Now, become the agent of love
and step into double o heaven.
Yeah.
Oof.
I need to go and lose so few pounds
if you know what I mean.
Hey!
Can I have a coconut beer, please?
Thank you.
What can I get for you?
Hey darling, what can I get for you?
Bormen.
George Bormen.
Two boobs, please.
Large ones.
Beers.
Two beers.
Jesus.
Thank you.
It was magic.
One of those magic moments that only come once in a lifetime.
I thought at the time,
am I just imagining all this?
I'll tell you about it as it happened to me.
How can I describe it?
I was feeling my eyes, minds, thoughts, souls.
She looked at me and I looked at her.
And at that instant, I knew.
She knew the world stood still.
It was as I'd always imagined.
There was no need for words.
I took her hands and she took mine.
As far as we were concerned,
there was no one else in the room,
in the world, in the universe.
And already we were building memories together.
He walked in the park and it rained.
Neither of us noticed.
I was impervious to weather, snow.
Wind, runner.
Thunder.
It meant nothing.
We talked and laughed, shared our souls.
She told me about her fiancé, the Baron of Burmese,
but she vowed to send back the £750,000 engagement ring.
The Porsche, the Villain, the Regent's Park House.
We would live simply, she and I.
Oh, it was magic.
Don't bother, I'm gay.
Rena, where's Maria then?
I don't know, she called from the airport about an hour ago.
Don't pick someone up already.
Yeah, bless him.
He looks like a little mole.
Yeah!
So, Mr. Borman, you ready for Operation Cock the Pussy?
Hey, hey, Georgia, where you going, man?
It's okay.
Morphery Cannonball.
Hey, baby.
Thanks.
Hey, build a letter.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
It's okay, it's okay.
You're in.
Oh, I am thinking you have met my twin sister, Rena.
Oh.
Thank you.
I am Maria.
Oh, you are not leaving so soon.
Are you?
No, it's fine.
Before.
But my business is over.
I just wanted to get some fresh air.
I'm George.
George.
Oh, um...
Oh.
Oh, um, yes.
It's a lovely evening.
Oh, it was magic.
Oh, it was magic.
Oh, it was magic.
Oh, it was magic.
Oh, it was magic.
Oh, it was magic.
Oh, it was magic.
Oh, it was magic.
Oh, it was magic.
Oh, it was magic.
