live straight all I'm seeing is problems no time to solve them just chaos in the
city of choppers I'm right at a all-time high high so I smoke the free
hot just shut it off what's that noise I don't care it's annoying it's 420
speaking of 420 it's I'm hanging this but calling you
see that's the noise I don't want to hear it's the noise I do with you yeah hello there welcome to Amphage everybody it's 420 it's time to smoke
hello there it is
well she's going out with the homies
homies
oh my god
it's episode 18
oh I should have known that
yeah
all right well
um
The celebrity stoner stoner the weak happens to be who is it wait 007
007 more wasn't that the guy who's in goldfinger no who's Roger 007 more
bro Roger Moore played the old ones I don't even know myself I just know
here's the one that when there's octopussy yes oh that guy
man that's awesome
007 had to smoke ganja like how can gadgets really be that cool
no no no man it's one of his gadgets is it an eyeball
it's one of his gadgets
oh shit do you ever mind we should make the game genie sketch
oh shit game genie
yeah we can't tell everybody about it
it's not for the ball
hello we are Chinese tradition thank you
hello okay
okay we have guests
fuck bro
we have guests here
all right we have a guest today we are going to be L.A. Barnes
dude yeah L.A. Barnes bitch the lyrical assassin Lawrence County's finest smoking you heard me
yeah oh shit fuck yeah
we'll be hearing some more from him later on Pirelli's little episode dealing
that's gonna be fucking sweet can't wait to hear that shit I've heard him rhyme
earlier and it's fucking fine
all right so next is uh we're on some movies uh the new movie of the week is
well what what's the movie Zachary make a porno
oh shit that's the online guy from from the
Seth Rogen yeah I'm super bad and knocked up in 40-year-old virgin
he's gonna be really nice one
yeah man uh him and his girl decided to make like a porno business
brilliant and uh yeah they do a bunch of movie spooks like uh was it star wars
star wars you know
bro what was the other one
i'm a delivery man
deliver some cream
drops it
i think it's gonna be a pretty funny movie
i can't wait to see the porno
did he come after
that's the halloween
halloween
scott what do you mean by halloween dude
you've done your whole life
oh shit
he should be a big bag of scotch dude
oh no idea
what week is it
all right we're gonna be acid ninjas
acid ninjas
just like the next thing we're talking about
our game of the week
new game coming out 10-2-4
fucking craziness for the week
uh oh my god this game is gonna be sick just like the other ones
art of the ninja
art of the ninjas
i heard they actually
checked out real vijitsu
yeah vijitsu people
they talked to real ninjas
about how to make this game
it's gonna be
for the week yeah see the hanging slag
hanging the thing
oh so much fun
i hate the weird one
well some games they can do well for some they can't
i mean that's the whole point
it's a revolutionary thing
of the original tension series
it is
yeah dude
all of some games
have you guys played any of the other games before
uh i played Super Smash Brothers
on melee
or check it
i was talking about tension
oh yeah i played tension wrath of heaven
no what other games can you play
what a weird
no tension wrath of heaven
was pretty sick
self assassins was a good one
fucking
tension uh
the first one
no another good ninja game
fucking shinobi bro
i was thinking about shinobi
with the long red scarf and the shirukins
see because i never really played tension
but which is better ninja gaiden
i never played ninja gaiden
shinobi is hard as fuck
shinobi is but that's only because of pitfalls
it's because you'll be running on the wall
you can run on the wall
so you're running on the wall and then you jump
and then you're like oh shit i fell off the building
damn it or you'll be in the park
and there's giant pitfalls everywhere
you're like what the fuck
is with the pitfalls
didn't they make a game about that shit too
pitfalls
i don't know
no pitfalls
oh shit i was supposed to go to your hide too
what the fuck are you making
well he didn't make anything last week
he didn't make anything
i'm making up for it this time
i got one i'm plotting
we're gonna have to go to your hide
we're gonna go to my house
are we gonna do that video we saw
we're gonna do them shits out
yeah i'm doing it bro
i'm so excited
i can't see
i can't see
alright so peace out
peace
i'm excited
damn it
alright alright alright i know
when i was like 5 seconds ago i was like
man that was awesome
i'm gonna make the gravity bomb
you know what sucks about that
mason called his mom
and she said no he can't
how fucked up is that
alright so that's kinda gay
so you know i'm gonna
work with it you know
i wasn't here last episode shit happens
but this time i got something new
another gravity bomb
the waterfall grab
we'll save that pool one for a special
how to impression we'll release separately
yeah i'm gonna have to get a bunch
of gange and a really cool
setup i'm gonna do it nice
and see what happens in the future
but i'm pissed it didn't work
alright now waterfall grab
alright this is pretty cool
found this one on the internet
alright see all you need is
a little 20 ounce bottle
we're doing a mini waterfall grab
the one we saw was actually
like 2 liter
alright so what you need is
the full bottle with the cap
empty alright
now what you wanna do is
make a hole in your cap
the sharp thing
yeah you need to punch it through
kinda carve at it for a while
until you have a nice sized hole
that you can get a bowl in
it's just sad that all i got
is a crotch shot of you doing it
huh?
alright
see this
what you want
alright now since i
already have made one in the past
i've got my original grab cap
which he took the bowl off of
so he can put it back in his pipe
alright putting it back in there
it still works after you make
it to the right size i'm gonna put the knife down
so i don't hurt myself doing this
can i make any more noise
in the middle of the night? i think so
let's go with this
alright waterfall bottle
gonna take
and punch a hole in it
try and do it without cutting myself
alright so i'm a little wet now
but we got this going
right hole in it
fucking water
fill this thing up with water
alright now
screw in my bowl cap
without getting
water everywhere
can i use the lighter stone?
alright
here it is
nice
meanwhile freshman has definitely made
a mess on the table
like i said
so this is for real people
how to for real
do it in the kitchen bro
this is a messy one
alright messy
alright can i get a towel
before water leaks on the floor
don't get me a towel
alright
that was nice
so remember
hole in the bottle
bowl cap
see the bowl cap
i'm gonna fucking put it all together
fill water do it over your sink
alright thank you very much
check us out at hempeach.tv
hempeach.com
motherfucking myspace
hempeach
fuck yeah
smoke clear
i'm fucked
glass cripple
seal it
peace out from hempeach
and how to section
y'all
are you fucking serious bro
the only pizza with an melted cheese
stuffed in the crust
the last place is as good as the first
what are you talking about
what are you talking about
are you serious
dude fuck yeah
some meat on them
alright
that looks delicious
state laws with nevada
is up next but
mason's ordering a pizza
we can't really refer to normal.org
mason's ordering pizza
he's really hungry
he's got the monkeys
i'm about to pack up another bowl
this is complicated
is anybody want anything
check this out
awesome
you buy it
question what you got there
i've got the turn and burn bro
this bowl
this bowl
is the greatest bowl ever
seas you want anything
no good thanks
i'll share with you
fresh how many chambers comes in that man
seven
i do believe so
two, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven
wait one, two
five, six, seven
i went around once and i was like
wait where did i start
wait did i have any deals for two pizzas
then just go dude
i'm hungry as fuck
i can't read
i'm done
god damn
god i can't let me down i'm being so hungry
i know
can you believe that commercial
where they try and
we'll check you guys here in a second
after you're done ordering pizza
and i'm done breaking up this bowl later
i'm done sitting here doing
absolutely nothing
here resin hit
yeah alright
i want to build a pizza
i want to fucking deal
first time
can we have explosions happen please
i wish
seriously please
welcome back
welcome back to hemp beach guys
how's it going
next up on the list is
the state law section
so what state are we doing
nevada
nevada
that's the recent state i've been there
what's it like in toco
is it las vegas
hey i want to go there
hey guys before you
we're not in any way breaking law
nor do we condone the smoking of
anything that we are about to smoke
all i do is smoke
shut the fuck up
all i do is smoke
and i just hit the button
the turn and burn
the revolver ocelot
alright ours is already
a game that so you all know
the turn and burn
the turn and burn
oh it's packed i'm just waiting for you guys
to start the state law
i'm gonna do it
i call dibs on possession
alright let's see here
oh my eyes they still dead
if you're over the age of 21
less than an ounce in your first offense
will be a misdemeanor
with rehabilitation
with rehabilitation treatment
a fine of $600
over an ounce
thousand dollars
if it's a
third offense i don't know i can't see
someone else is reading this
pass me my glasses
maybe switch them shits out
sorry thanks
ridiculous
he look like a mad
he look like a mad
he look like an asian
alright if it's a
like a third offense
you smoking the whole thing
you're like a year incarcerated
isn't it one each one
incarceration
i want to go to jail do you guys want to go to jail
my glasses are so great
from what you think i'm going through
from what you think i'm going through
medical use
a minute with less than one ounce
over three to four plants
wow it takes
until your fourth offense for you to get a felony
that's kind of nice
he's like cops like alright
third time
three strikes and you're
okay fuck that whatever
i'm taking you to jail
we're going to get an extra strike
yeah see they get an extra strike in the bad
the bad is not even as bad as Florida
we always get you bad when Florida sucks though
it does suck
less than 20 grams is a felony
alright i don't want to think about any of that shit
anyway let's read about how much
Nevada sucks
do we already go through all the possessions
i guess so i couldn't really see
alright less than a hundred pounds
of cultivation or sale
is a felony for one to six years and a
twenty thousand dollar fine
less than a hundred pounds
wait two offenses
and
they upped it by four years and
you still have it within your grand fine
less than a hundred pounds of secret
offense is a felony three to fifteen years
twenty grand and then
alright just to go to the very top of it
more than
ten thousand pounds is a felony with
what the oh life
life oh
two hundred thousand dollars
okay so if you're the guy that's running
the drug ring in Nevada
if you get caught
you're going to jail for life but
no i feel like henshin bringing in
the ten thousand pounds
cause the kingpin's not gonna be
kingpin is never
hey check this out
to a minor your first offense it's a felony
one to twenty years variable
and then if it's a second offense
of selling to a minor you get life
wow
i'm glad nobody
knows people under age
i don't hang out with minors
if you're a minor piss off
how long will you have to be a minor
eighteen
one hundred eighteen is minor
true turn it and burn it
i realize that we have the perfect amount
of people in here for the turn and burn
seven heads
seven holes in the turn and burn
everybody gets a nice amount of
chambers you know chambers
huh
what did i say
paraphernalia possession is a misdemeanor
of six months and a thousand dollars
and paraphernalia sales a felony
of one to four years and five
then
there's a bunch of stuff about details
is it minotaur minotaur
where do you got the details
let's see go up to the top
no there's no minotaur minotaur since
decriminalize medical
and if you caught driving
that's bad and there are tax stamps
woo true
it's probably like
if you're under the influence
while you're driving you get a ticket
just like it for being drunk
so that shit
is all brought to you by normal.org
they're not sponsoring us
we're no way affiliated with them
we just want to let you know
that that's where the laws are at
we're like gecko even though we can't
say your name
if we can't
get you the right information we'll find out
it's turn and burn so easy a caveman can do it
that's progressive
use my pizza here you go
not yet
there's so much pizza coming I'm excited as fuck
for real how much pizza is going
two large stuffed crusts
wings but the wings are mine
mine
they're mine
my wings
yeah dude
there's no person in there chicken
do you remember the last time
mason was freaking out
what about chicken wings bro
fruit punch I see
okay well wait we have to hate on somebody now
dammit
speaking of hate on people
hey wait
hey hey
I really hope he plays that
come on mason
I hate people that won't
one two three
two go
hey hey
hey
I hate you all
mason too much dude
I'm serious
he always catches me off guard with that hate rant thing
like it's like alright now it's time for the hate rant section
get angry I'm like but wait
I've been stoner happy
the whole last like 30 minutes
30 minutes to the show
I'm so high I can't let my man
can you stop all of a sudden
dude you just gotta be like the monkey for family
it's like the man
second of viking
I hate the man
the man is some
like not corporeal
being
it's always there
it's whatever is oppressing you at that period in time
did you say non corporeal
I hate when freshman oppresses me
yeah it's like
the man sucks
the man does suck
fuck the man
he's that guy who's always telling you what to do
okay so we gotta take a break
right now
well you guys are done with your hate
rance
I hate you guys
you hated that last time
come on give us something good
give you something good
hate something really
bad like the price of ganja
in Florida
that sucks
and then everybody
after I say that
oh you don't know where to look
no because I'm not trying to find creepy assholes
like
yeah I know where you need to get creepy too
but I don't have the money
it's expensive
it's hard to malarkey people
it's a reggie
it's a rich man's area
oh are we still recording
what do I hate
what fucking hate
fucking
drug dealers to get caught
I don't hate them
I feel bad for them
but
I hate when people pass me cash
I really do
I usually go god damn it
blow it out and then resin hit their pipe
I'm like damn it
I didn't get a hit
that's true he does
what are you going to do about it
there's actually pictures of freshmen drinking bone water
yeah it's my money
freshmen does some nasty fucking shit
like at work
when you ate the shit out of the grill trap
what
they ate the shit out of the grill trap
somebody dared me to
how much did they pay you
what did they give you
somebody mentioned
I would totally dare
you need to see the crap that comes out of the grill trap
I'll take a picture of it for you
and send it to you so you can put this on here
because it is nasty as fuck
I'm going to scrape the grill
and then I'm going to clean that shit
I'm going to take a picture of the inside of the trap
send it to scope and show everyone
what you fucking ate
you're frapping out the episode
it freaked him out
freaked out everybody
there's a lot of cheese
and lettuce and tomatoes
so it's really just like
burnt crap
with lettuce, tomato, and cheese
so you ate a burnt crap
Sam do you know what burnt
it's like
all that shit
that gets dried on the grill
while you're cooking and you scrape it
plus all the water in the trap
that gets sprayed
all the unused particles
I'm about to eat
come on don't ruin me
and then melt it on cheese
and then whenever somebody pours
twitch teriyaki
you gotta scrape that off
or buffalo dude
melt and cheddar cheese
it looks so disgusting
anyway
should we go to a break now?
yeah we should
peace guys
peace
alright today
good band of the week
avenge sevenfold
a lot of people are hating on him a lot recently
because you know they kind of on the radio
well fuck you
they work very hard to get where they're at
and if you play guitar you know it's fun as fuck
to play avenge sevenfold even in their native shit
now the band of ragon
simple plan
fuck you
you fucking suck I hate you
your music sucks
you have nothing to offer
the musical community whatsoever
so a big fuck to you
alright so coming up
we have some shows in Orlando
a couple of the house of blues
a couple of the social
in November
we're looking at dragon forces
coming on the 22nd
totes and people and planes
is coming
mud vein with ten years
one republic with spill canvas
for y'all
it's gonna be crazy
check those out on house of blues
and you can find out when those shows are coming
it's gonna be fucking ridiculous
at the social
we have matt napkinson
he's the guy that did the song in the beginning
of american pie 3
our american wedding
and you know
it's fucking crazy
well he's coming
hello goodbye and minus the bear
on upcoming albums
we have massive
super villains they got a new
fucking album coming out
some of the tracks
you can look up some of that stuff on their myspace
they got this new billy joe cover moving out
real badass
and tenacious d is
bringing up the masterworks again
so check them out and you can get the entire compilation
everybody lives tenacious d
and once again if you don't like the d
fuck you
today we have a special guest with us
we got a fucking the king of Orlando
fucking la barns
woo
fucking let's bring him in we'll bring him back in
in a few be easy from hempeech
yeah we'll come back to hempeech
fucking dub master perelli
i'm here with the fucking my main man
right here fucking la barns
taking the land off by storm
taking over
so where you from man
i'm from Orlando man i grew up in pine hills
you know what i'm saying
chopper city you know what i'm saying
shot it on my dolls kalo flaj
tommy guns you already know the deal
but yeah man that's where i'm from
norris county all day
everybody's got something to say
you've come out with an album hopefully soon right
actually i'm done with it already
yeah you know what i'm saying
i did it all myself produced half of the album
i got some production for my dolls
over there uh two thumbs up productions
and cope with one love entertainment
then i got um a homeboy
keys on up then i got um
my homeboy dollar bill from down there
and hope my eyes i got him on there
doing a couple tracks you know what i'm saying
but it's 16 tracks man
it's just me on there i didn't
no rappers on it
you got dollar bills you got dollar 50
yeah fucking dollar 50
shit
what's your statement
what you gotta say to the streets
dude who are you talking to with your message
i'm just talking to everybody
i'm talking about a lot of shit that goes on
you know what i'm saying everybody's like
you know what i'm saying i got this song
fuck the world a lot of people don't heard it
and anybody from
your grandma to your little brother
to your cousin sister baby daddy
nephew and shit everybody can relate to it
because everybody feels like fuck the world
you know what i'm saying
fuck the world you know what i'm saying
i smoke weed
i smoke weed and get high
right now
dude, hopefully we'll be seeing more of you
fuck it
hopefully we'll be able to get your album on here
we got a mindspace man
yeah that mindspace.com
slash king LA Barnes
that's king as in i'm the king of the old
king LA Barnes
we'll be a couple steps up to him
i got a boy that might want to step up
so i'm gonna get that battle
i got a nine
yeah i'm snapping the lyrics
The lyrical assassin la born up. Yeah, Xolophon
Xolophon got a lot of money getting hives on flying home fuck. How you feeling?
I'm riding bro 24 inches. They chopping like blades so far. How you feeling?
I'm killing the stage giving them range making the money you're turning the pay
But I ain't seeing shit believing it's spitting the hotter than most of the rappers
and chopping chopping it Adam for what you're talking I'm never gonna stop switch base and get money into the blade stop
More than a fucking pleasure. It's just fucking LA Barnes and Pirelli Adi on
beach
He's in the cold.
Dude, he was pretty up back then, bro.
Oh, dude, he's got the total, like, surfer haircut.
And, like, he goes to high school probably pretty fucked down.
He's stoned all the time.
It's something I've truly never seen before.
Really?
Really?
No.
Have you seen it?
Have you seen it?
No.
Have you?
Have you seen it?
I have, but I barely remember it.
It was stoned as fuck.
Damn it.
I don't remember.
Maybe someone out there that wasn't stoned as fuck could see it,
could tell us, could tell us to watch it, could watch it.
He orders pizza to class.
A little fissure.
He can only have a lot of fun.
He's smoking gun, gentlemen.
Alright, so it's an adventure with God,
roaring around in school, smoking weed,
and fucking shit up.
That'd be awesome.
Okay, so the topic is comments
and questions from our viewers.
I called these on this first comment.
Alright, tell them who the fuck said what.
Sherry?
Sherry sent this to us?
From MySpace, I'm assuming.
Okay.
Have beach to blue exclamation points.
How do you say that?
Can I say I think your last episode has been the best.
Dot, dot, dot.
I just moved to New Jersey from Orlando
and fucking dot, dot, dot.
Props on the NJ laws.
Dot, dot, dot.
Made me happy.
That's a comment.
That's a comment.
Not to mention, the Expendables and Revolution
are fucking awesome.
Much peace and love, 420 every day, baby.
That was from Sherry.
Thank you, Sherry.
Fuck yeah.
The Expendables were pretty hot.
They were, they were pretty cool.
I liked last episodes.
Thank you.
Alright, the second comment is
from Tabby, 14.
Toby.
Toby, 420.
No.
Toby, 14, 20.
Hey, yo, Hem Beach.
Love what you're doing.
Need more info on passing the piss test.
Doesn't everybody?
Everyone's looking for a job in the Midwest.
I don't know about VC with rose hips.
12-12 pass, y'all.
What is VC with rose hips?
I don't know.
But I get, I'm guessing
that that's a type or straight up
butt.
He's talking about passing the piss test.
Yeah.
I'm getting stoned.
You know what, if I was a nader,
if you've got money, I mean, a was a nader is cool.
Or you can drink that stuff that turns
your stomach into jelly.
I don't know what it's called,
but I know that jelly's your stomach.
What's it called?
Did anybody remember?
No.
You can flush your system, like detox,
drink lots of water, stop smoking.
Oh, the smoke clear website sells
all sorts of type of stuff.
Yeah, check out Smoke Clear,
cause they got shade to help you out with that stuff.
Sure.
Cranberry juice. Cranberry juice is a good one too.
Cranberry pills also.
Eat a bunch of poppy seeds to see what happens.
Next comment.
You will fail because of heroin.
All right, I love...
Oh, it's your comment, that's you.
That's fresh.
All right, so right on the next comment
comes from our buddy Adam.
Thanks Adam.
Love y'all show, we need to change the world
and bring everyone together.
Teach them the truth about cannabis.
Love you guys, be good, stay hot.
Fuck you, I'm homie.
How about some of them clear wraps?
Love a pack or two.
Share them out to my fellow snorers.
Freedom! Freedom!
What's up you guys?
We're sending you out some fucking
uh, clear papes.
That's the most we got here.
What are you supposed to say?
Clear papes.
We'll figure out which kind you want.
And some glass grippers probably too.
All right, well I guess now it's time to
show that we uh,
hit the old dusty trail with our
sponsors.
God damn it.
I know.
We have to say thanks to our
sponsors.
I believe you were right.
Who's all right?
Fucking fighters.
I got the fucking shirt on dude.
At MySpace.com
Fresh, let's see it.
Wait.
I got the same shirt.
It's a cool shirt.
I have him with me on the phone.
He's got a couple too.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's cool.
I was like, oh, come on.
True, we also have to thank GlassGripper
and GlassGripper.net.
GlassGripper, you'll get caught up in the
GlassGripper.
And what are we going to do for episode 25?
Oh, it's just a key, man.
GlassGripper.
Dude, that's going to be awesome hanging out
with Philly Bluntz.
Yeah, you guys will have some fun.
The pizza's really good too.
I want to check out that drum circle.
We got to go on Sunday, bro.
Wow.
Interestation.
So we have to say thanks to SmokeClear.
It's SmokeClear.com.
SmokeClear, my friends.
Yeah.
SmokeClear is really, really useful.
Really cool.
I think the best part is you can see the
batara.
I got my batara in the other room, I think.
Or tobacco, whichever you prefer.
You know.
I don't have anything to roll up right now.
Also, I have to say thanks to Ed's Totent Oaks.
Fuck yes, Ed's Totent Oaks.
Supposedly I was supposed to give them my
dowels in here.
It might be in a mailbox right now, actually.
Oh shit, someone checked the mail.
Any love for Sid?
You know, any love?
Any love for Sid?
Like, you get one.
He gets one.
What the fuck?
We've been here a little.
Just hang on.
True.
Let's see.
You guys can contact us at
hempeachandtechbros.net
and
myspaceismyspace.com
backslash.
Actually, those are forward slashes.
But, you know,
you don't really have to say that.
It's called slash,
tarredslash,
hempeach.com
Wait, hempeach.com
and hempeach.tv
Yeah, and that was good.
Yeah.
And you can check out our homeboy
fucking LA Barnes over there
in his MySpace Slash
King LA Barnes.
King LA Barnes
in his MySpace Slash
King LA Barnes
You say shit, bro.
Hi, everybody.
It was a good show.
What the fuck?
We're about to get some food.
Where's the pizza?
What pizza?
What pizza?
We'll let you guys check out our food
when we get to you.
Check you later.
Breadsticks.
Breadsticks.
We got wings.
This chicken's good.
This thing has chicken.
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