People have the wrong idea about professional ability.
They think it's all car chases, doomsday devices, and being on glorified hall monitors
the news likes to refer to as a heroes.
I mean there's a lot of that, sure, but there's other crap too.
Less fun crap.
Like going to the bank.
Next please.
Super villain business.
You understand.
I'd like to make a deposit, please.
It's a mostly small bill, so you'll want to get counting.
There's a line, asshole.
Nice tights, idiot.
Come on, dude.
Hey!
Hey!
Who wants to get vaporized?
You?
You?
I didn't think so.
Shut it.
Some people are so rude.
Anyways, back to this deposit.
Yeah, you'll need to fill out these forms and come back.
Yeah, forms.
I don't really do forms.
I can't deposit this amount of cash without the forms.
But it's my money.
I just want to take it from my duffel bag into my account.
The law requires us to gather information about the origin of the money.
But why?
Helps fight terrorism.
Terrorism?
Do I look like a terrorist to you?
No, terrorists are interesting.
Yeah.
Your name is Versus?
That's right.
Because I'm one man.
I stand alone against a horde of Boy Scouts, Justice Superheroes.
You think society has rules?
There are no rules.
As long as you have the strength to take it, it's yours.
Like zipper merging.
You don't have to let those people in.
Actually, I forget where I was going with this.
Yes, I'm Versus.
You still have to fill out the forms.
Come on.
I'm a small business owner.
A job creator.
This is legitimate income.
Your legitimate income is covered in blood.
Covered?
It's not covered.
That's missed it.
Lately missed it.
We don't accept currency with blood on it.
Missed it or otherwise.
This is why I usually prefer wire transfers.
Listen, this destructive guy, Versus, insists on paying his ransom and cash.
Then he gets his blood all over it.
It's so unprofessional.
You killed Destructo?
No, no, no.
Hey buddy, no.
I didn't kill him.
I smashed his lab.
I took his money.
I killed his dreams.
Much more devastating.
You'll understand when you're older.
Does anybody know whose kid that was?
Sir, please, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
What?
Why?
Because you're upsetting the other guests.
You're doing this.
You're actually doing this.
You're kicking me out right now.
Please don't make me call security.
Fine.
If you don't want me to stay, I won't.
Let me see one thing.
All right, everybody on the ground.
It's the robbery now.
I want to make a simple deposit to get turned into this.
You dick.
All right.
Well, listen, follow.
Do the thing healthy up here for that one.
Bring him up.
Dude, shut up.
Give him up.
Come on.
There we go.
Where's my missed money?
Fake-ass heroes find fake-ass villains.
They don't know what it's really like out here for people like me.
Down in the dirt.
Oh, shit.
