I used to think about any of the two things, you know, like, do you love me?
Do you want me?
Are you going to call me like you said you were?
Is this really your real phone number?
Xavier.
My amor.
Is everything okay?
It worked.
What?
The genie granted me three wishes.
And they all came true.
Are you fucking kidding me Xavier?
Shrooms?
What are you in the fucking 10th grade?
Did you even go to work today?
Fuck that place, babe.
I told Freeman to put my dick in his mouth.
Left him speechless.
You got fired.
Xavier, we are saving up to get our own place.
We can stay here.
Andrew said we could.
Plus, we can have all the sex we want.
Cause she's never around.
Babe, where are you going?
Babe.
To end all of this anger, sure.
But telling me to calm down only gets me angry more.
Welcome to Mikasa.
Oh, this is a nice space.
Yeah, come on, girl.
I was telling you, man, nice location, two bedrooms.
And plus, the rent didn't have that bad even.
Well, I definitely approve.
Oh, my baby's moving on up.
Out of mama's basement nonetheless.
So fucking proud.
You got jokes.
But thanks anyway, babe.
We definitely could use a third roommate, though.
The money split would be easier three ways.
Well, my lease is enough for another couple months.
And even if it was, you wouldn't want to move in, right?
I mean, call me crazy, but that's a little too soon.
Girl, I didn't say it.
You said that.
Come on.
You know what?
Chill.
You know I wasn't, you know.
I mean, I would.
You know who would be perfect?
X.
Word.
Thanks a lot, man.
I forgot, you know, our dude X is also looking for an apartment.
Who's X?
Come on, you know, X, Xavier, you know, Carmen's boyfriend.
Who's Carmen?
You serious?
Come on, Carmen.
You know, Sam's homegirl, the Puerto Rican chick.
I think she's Italian.
Word?
So is this X person reliable?
Does he have a good job?
Does he do drugs?
Does he sell drugs?
How's his hygiene?
Chill, chill, chill.
X is a good dude.
I know a dude, all right?
He's a reliable guy.
Okay.
Okay, if you say so.
Why you gotta be like that right now?
Like what?
Listen, you know I would love to live with you, right?
But right now isn't the best situation.
Okay?
Why don't you like us to have our own apartment, just the two of us,
where we have enough cash to support each other?
Plus, trust me, you don't want to live with Melton.
The motherfucker's crazy.
All right?
Just let me bear that burden for you.
Oh, just throw my ass under the bus, huh?
All right.
Okay, all right, I'm tripping.
Let me see the rest of the apartment.
You got the bigger room, right?
Damn right I do, girl.
I know it.
I was just throwing out a hypothetical there.
How are we going to convince X to move in with us?
Nigga, I don't know, but across that bridge when we come to it,
you almost fucked this up for me.
So let me celebrate this little victory I got, all right, man?
Babe?
Yeah, babe, come on.
Time my shoe.
You know me, man.
The lights has got to be tight when the bus my ass is open.
That's how it should go.
Well, you got the brightest smile I've ever seen.
Yeah, you got the kindest eyes that ever looked through me.
You've been in my pain and I've been in yours.
Open up my heart and help my soul.
Open up my chest, I can finally breathe again.
Milton, you realize it's unlocked, right?
Yeah, I'm just tying my laces, my shoes.
Man, get in here.
Milton, you serious black motherfucker, you a fucking magician, man.
Ask the man who couldn't hold me down.
What's good, X?
Tell him.
I got a little proposition for you.
You busy, man?
Unfortunately, no.
Ah, some good stuff, man.
Get in the car.
You drive it.
Welcome to the crib, kid.
How'd you land such a sweet deal?
Tying my life-skinned bearded brother, time it.
But yo, man, take a look around, all right?
This could be a sweet reality for you, man.
Good gig.
Hey, man.
That's the bedroom right here?
Yes, sir.
Okay.
Check it out.
You're all right.
Oh, so you're Xavier?
Um...
Hey, so you talked to fire?
Damn, girl.
Well, we got to get the locks changed already.
So I just need to figure out who this Xavier was for myself.
So what kind of man are you?
What sort of baggage do you bring with you?
Right.
Maya?
This is not the fucking time.
I've got this.
So who's Carmen?
How often will she be residing here?
She's my fiance.
Okay.
Well, it was.
Oh.
Why the past tense?
Listen, you don't have to answer to the ex.
She doesn't even live here.
Well, we had a few fights the past couple months,
and we were trying to work on it,
save up some money, and get a place of our own.
What happened?
Well, I lost my job.
Come on, man.
And she just left you?
She didn't even give you another chance
so you could find another job?
The shrooms...
shrooms...
shrooms...
didn't help.
Excuse me, the what?
Shrooms.
I took shrooms.
Listen, Maya, you can see this guy has a lot of baggage.
He's going through a lot.
Let's not stomp on the brother while he's down.
Well, I'm just trying to tell y'all
that this is not the roommate you want to live with.
He's just another broke shroom-eating
Drake-ass nigga.
Damn, girl, you have no chill.
Whatsoever do you?
No, no, no.
She's right.
I am Drake.
That's not what I said.
No, no, it's fine.
Look, I don't know if I can take you up on this opportunity.
Come on, man.
I got some stuff I gotta figure out.
Mm-hmm.
The door is over there.
It's not here or there.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
You just think about it.
You don't have to...
Hey, hey, hey.
We're here.
Milton?
We're here.
No.
We're...
No.
No.
Milton.
Money-split...
Milton.
Great.
There goes the ideal
money-split scenario.
I guess I ain't gonna be leaving the balloon job
no time soon, huh?
Huh.
You ever try to make balloons in the hood?
You think that shit is cool?
You think, you think, you think
motherfuckers over here trying to be happy and shit?
I thought about the day
I would see his face in all balloons
was just on the damn ground,
and I didn't have to look at this man's face no more.
Do you know what it's like
hearing balloons all day?
Balloons!
And a little...
Yeah!
And a little...
No more balloons!
Do you hear me?
No more balloon animals,
balloon fucking...
No more balloons!
No...
No more balloons!
No more balloons!
No more balloons!
See what you done there, girl?
You add it again.
Please.
Sitting in my room wondering where did I go wrong?
Face to face with the wall
looking for answers please.
She must be there for a dozen
give her damn they will not talk to me.
Can't take away my pride
and even though I just might cry
I know that one day
it's gonna stop raining outside.
Can't take away my pride
and even though I'm feeling down right now
I know that one day
everything's gonna be alright.
Out of this life
can't let it stop me down at this time.
Have me all fucked up I won't lie
but it will not control my whole life.
Gotta get up up out of this life
can't let it stop me down at this time.
Have me all fucked up I won't lie
but it will not control my whole life.
Second guessing myself
after all of this mess
at times like this I wonder
if I have seen how I've been.
