I think it's a religion thing.
Black people, we like the most religious people on earth,
you know what I mean?
We are. We fear God, ghost, and magic.
You ain't never seen a black magician, have you?
I never, ever.
You ain't never seen a black magician.
You'll see your brother do some car tricks,
but you ain't never seen a brother release doves.
Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft.
Brother, pull out dove as a bar of soap,
we trying to sell it to you.
Look, I got unscented, I got Irish Springs,
or 17th Century painting.
Think about it, people.
There's been eight Harry Potter's, right?
Eight!
That's 30 hours of film.
It's been two black people in the whole series.
And they wasn't even doing magic.
When you watch the movies,
they was at Hogwarts on the Athletic Scholarship.
That was the only reason they were at the school.
They were Quidditch players.
They was the only two brothers know how to ride a broom.
Because, brothers, we don't ride brooms.
That ain't sexy, thug, now, or gangster, you know what I mean?
The magic is my broom.
I'm like, yo, I'm about to head down to the cafe
and see this some bitches.
And then, psssh, I just get on this bitch and ride.
You see how awkward this looks?
I'm trying to be aerodynamic.
The brothers scared of bugs.
I'm like, aah!
Aah!
And I got on the necklace.
If it get caught, that's an accident
waiting to happen right now.
Boo!
And I'm like, man, you think I'm gonna spend $500
on the Nimbus 2000?
Hell, no, I'm gonna go right down to the dollar store
and get me a broom.
I'm not even gonna take the dustpan off.
I'm gonna say it's a spoiling ride out.
You have brothers walking around the hood,
holding their pants, and a broom.
You see how awkward this looks?
The streets will be clean as hell,
but this walk just look awkward.
I'm just running late for a date.
Keisha, hurry up.
We running late.
I got the broom running already.
I got one foot on this broom.
As soon as I put that other foot on
and say that magic word, which will be a rapper's name,
walk off like a flame, I'm out of here.
You have thugs leaning on the broom then, like it's a car,
like they outside the club leaning on a broom.
It's all clean and shit, like it's a car.
He got money now, so he got a lot of money.
He got money now, so he got a Swiffer.
He chilling on the Swiffer.
Just so he can pick him up quicker.
I'm like, you're on a brother to ride a broom.
Check this out. This is what you got to do.
Check. You see this? You see this? See how my feet dangle?
See how cool this looks?
Some swag to hold my nuts and chill.
Maybe a little ashtray just in case I want to smoke
so I can be up in the clouds while I'm up in the clouds.
Just chilling without a care in the world.
Whoop, whoop. Oh, shit.
It's the mops.
Because that was still a profile you on a broom.
Hey, you got some bristles missing, some bristles missing.
You got any broom issuers, broom issuers?
Obviously, I didn't know I needed broom issuers.
This is my mother's broom. I was taking it to her.
She's sick.
Look, man, y'all a great audience, man.
I'm online.
ByronBottlesLive.com
and I want y'all to live life to the fullest.
I'm not this bitch.
