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Hello, hey Jacob, it's mom. Hey mom. Hey, I heard you have a big interview today
Hi, I guess
So look
Your father and I just wanted to call and tell you that mom. Please don't don't start
Well, now let me finish. No, I don't want to do this right now. I know I know we're just
Proud of you for trying to get back out on your feet, and I know she would be proud too. I know
Hi, my name is Jacob Ackerman. I'm here for my 1030 interview. Yes, we were expecting you
Please have a seat. Okay. Thank you
Hello, sir. Yes, I'll send him right up
Hi, I'm Jacob. Hello, Jacob. I'm dr. Glenith haunting and I'm dr. Alvin nesking. Please have a seat. Thank you
So first of all, we have some questions for you sure
Why are you here? I
Feel like I've always been interested in what you guys do here at venture lab, and I feel like I can contribute
Very good, and what are your qualifications?
Well, as you can see by my resume in case you don't already have one I double majored in computer engineering and biochemistry
And I feel like with that educational background. I can really contribute
I see but why are you here?
Well, I think I bring
enthusiasm
Like with my education. I can really you know bring some new ideas to the table. Very good
If you'll head out this door, we'll show you two next interview
Hello, Jacob dr. Sterling doldem
Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too. Hope you like coffee. Yeah, thank you. All right, so why are you here?
I
Feel like with my educational background. I can bring a lot to this company
Would you be willing to submit to a drug test? Yeah, I don't see that being done
Good
So what was your last visit to a psychiatrist?
A psychiatrist? I've never been to a psychiatrist
So you've never been hypnotized?
I don't really understand what this has to do with a job interview
Humor me
To my knowledge, I've never been hypnotized now
So if you were the size of a pencil and you were trapped in a blender, how would you escape?
I guess if it was a normal 10 cup blender and I was like a number 2 pencil, then I think I would just climb out
So on a scale of 1 to 5, how afraid of the dark would you say you are?
Not something I really think about, but maybe a 2?
Okay. If you had to spend 6 months on a deserted island, what one piece of technology would you take with you?
I guess I would take a venture phone
Okay
Well, good. We're all set
That's it?
Yes, the secretary will see you out
Okay
Something's not right
I'm not sure what you mean
Why are you here?
You guys keep asking me that. I was here for a job interview
Who the hell are you?
I am a construct of electrical impulses. I do not exist
What does that even mean?
You are being given a choice
A choice of what?
You must decide to pursue your future here in the now or revisit the past
There will be consequences and there will be no guarantees
And you will not have this opportunity again
Why are you here?
I came to get my life back together, you know, to start over
Ever since she's gone there's been nothing
I have to start. I have to start over
Then you have made your choice
Good luck
Thank you
Thank you
