Hello and welcome to another fabulous season of The Adventures of Mike.
This week on The Adventures of Mike we will be looking at campus billboards, as you can
see behind me.
Here we go, a computer for sale.
They have lots of things, maybe I will give them a call, seeing as how I am in the market
for a computer these days.
With something of that nature you would probably be better off with a Power Mac, it is a lot
faster processor.
Oh cool.
Yeah.
Okay, you got Pac-Man for any of those?
Hey look, it is the magic man.
It is Tim Gabarrola's, he looks kind of like Fabio, oh look at this, the gay and straight
lions.
Hey did you hear how Fabio got hit in the head with a bird on a roller coaster, that
was pretty funny.
We have some women's tailored size 3, which is my size, black leather jeans for $50.
Maybe I will check it out.
Hello.
Hi, I am with you.
Yeah, I will be like, yeah I am calling about the size 2 jeans, no I am not a man, non-descript
beater bike, 10 speed, blue, $5 or best offer, that sounds really cool.
A rumor is that you have a $5 bike and since I have $5 and you have a bike, oh I am sorry
that is cold.
Oh man, that is a bummer.
Okay, well what kind of bike was it?
I mean was it, did it look like a Harley?
A Harley?
Yeah, you know like the ones at the handlebars, but it looks like you have a Harley?
Yeah.
Oh man.
A half hour later, check this out, I am going to move somebody else's so I can get like
a premium spot.
Who could use like a horse these days, you know what I mean, I want to put this guy back
here where nobody is going to see him, if I had my own horse that would be pretty cool
y'all.
I could like ride him or something.
Hello, thank you for your call, I can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave
me alone, then I am going to put mine right here.
That is like a perfect spot for the adventures of Mike, you know what I am saying?
I will return your call as soon as possible.
Thank you.
Hello, I am not home right now.
Hello, I just called about 30 seconds ago.
Hello, I just called a few minutes ago.
I am calling once again to see if you have any cheese.
I got a cord between my eyes.
I like Colby, Swift, Cheddar and mozzarella.
