I'm a girl who likes to date musicians. I guess I've dated every single ex.
But now there's been a change in my condition. And now it's time for me to face the facts.
Oh that piano player just can't be true. With 88 keys he's got no time for you.
The fact I've got a face. I love the man who plays the upright bass.
Now with that drummer boy you can never win. All day long he's at home just beating his skin.
I'm through with my mistakes. I date the man who plays the upright bass.
He don't have to be strong and manly. Who cares about all that jazz?
As long as he's got chops like Stanley. Or at least like George Moran.
I'm through with my mistakes.
I'm through with my mistakes. I'm through with my mistakes.
I'm through with my mistakes.
I think it's sweet. My wife doesn't think it's music.
She just has no ear for it. Here's the other one. This is the second.
That's more difficult that way when you have to move your hands around that way.
Where you acting lately makes me down. You are still my baby baby.
See my play in your heart's dungo now.
We spent three years at the Shabargan Conservatory of Music.
We spent three years at the Shabargan Conservatory of Music.
Which of these instruments do you play?
Fascinating. Do you use a bow or do you just pluck it?
Most of the time I slap it. You must be quite a girl.
Keep on effect. Keep on. Keep on. Keep on. Keep on. Keep on. Keep on.
Well, thank you very very much. And I predict that you will be amateurs for a long, long time.
Pull a cabbage down, boy, it's her
That old kick-round, the only song I ever did sing
Is pull a cabbage down
Take it, Tom!
No.
I said no, I didn't want to take it.
You were supposed to take it. Aren't you a folk singer?
Yes, but I said no, because I didn't want to take it.
Wait a minute, you're a folk singer.
Have you read the folk singer's guidebook?
Yeah, but I didn't want it.
And what does the guidebook say?
It says all folk singers are obligated to do what?
You're just obligated to take it.
Why did you leave me without permission?
To collect my insides.
Are you comfortable, Princess?
Perfectly.
Are you sure?
One should never look a gift off in the mouth.
Oh, yes.
Do you often play on important occasions?
Oh, yes, two or three times a month.
Really?
Oh, yes, well, twice a month anyway.
Most months I play at least once.
Usually.
Have you ever read the folk singer's manual?
It says when someone says a take it, you're supposed to take it.
I said a take it and you didn't take it.
I'm sorry.
I'm very sorry. Really, I'm sorry.
Don't get put on the line.
I said I'm sorry. That's all I can say. I'm sorry.
That's okay then. Don't make any more mistakes.
Don't stop till it stays with me so suddenly.
Yes.
When the smoke that came in that room.
Yeah.
Bring it on.
Bring it on.
Oh, boy.
Yeah.
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That's just the truth.
Yeah.
Okay.
in a fog, cause he's always practicing on just walking the dog.
And so I rest my case with the man who plays the upright.
He don't play no fender, the man who plays the upright.
Maybe I surrender to the man who plays the upright.
Bass.
Because you know I'm all about that bass, about the bass, no trouble.
I'm all about that bass, about that bass, no trouble.
I'm all about that bass, about that bass, no trouble.
I'm all about that bass, about that bass.
Now it's pretty clear, I ain't no size two, but I can shake it, shake it like I'm supposed to do.
I got that boom, boom that all the boys chase, and all the right junk in all the right places.
I see the magazine, work in that photoshop, we know that stuff ain't real.
Come on now, make it stop.
If you got beauty, beauty, just raise them up, cause every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top.
And my mother, she told me, don't worry about your size, because boys like a little more booty to hold at night.
So I won't be no stick figure, silicone bottle to be dull, so if that's what you're into, just go ahead and move along.
Because you know I'm all about that bass, about that bass, no trouble.
I'm all about that bass, about that bass, no trouble.
I'm all about that bass, about that bass, no trouble.
I'm bringing booty back, go ahead and tell them skinny ladies say.
No I'm just plain, I know you'll think you're fat, but I'm here to tell you every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Yes, my mom and she told me, don't worry about your size.
You like that?
Daddy's good.
Okay, here we go, let's make the nice eeks and you help.
Oh, Jacob knows how to do it.
That's really good.
