Oh, hey Kevin, you're open to that early.
I really need your help.
What's up?
Right now, there are approximately 10 of the Kevins from alternate dimensions just running
around town.
What?
Yeah.
There was an explosion at the lab during an experiment.
It was crazy.
Do you want to know the worst part of it?
No.
If we don't kill every one of these alternates in the next 24 hours, it will rip the entire
universe apart.
Yeah, everything not handsome son of a bitch just said.
Did you get all that Bill?
Yeah, he was just getting through the point.
Yeah, the point.
Look, this discombobulator sends all of my alternates back to their own dimension only
after we kill them in arms in 24 hours to kill all of them.
Are you game?
Killing on you?
Yeah.
Let's go.
So, um, how are you going to find these guys?
Now, this thing's supposed to tell us everything.
It says, shit, there's a guy right up there on the corner.
Hey, how are we going to whack this son of a bitch?
So, uh, well, uh, he looks a bit rung down.
Oh, shit, here comes Elmer Fudd.
It's hunting season.
What are you guys trying to get shot?
You ever heard of orange?
Damn, city slickers.
I don't know what you're doing out here.
Oh, that one's close.
City slickers.
Kevin.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Right, right here.
Hey!
Hey!
While I'm hungry, I can really use some cereal.
I think there's a bakery over there, man.
Two for one!
On donuts and Kevin's!
We're on our roll!
We got one by the lighthouse.
Wait a second.
We got something going on here.
We're gonna go check it out.
Oh, Jesus!
Yeah, this is him.
There's seven.
Wait a second.
This thing's still beeping.
What the hell?
Yeah.
Come ask to celebrate in my trap, just as expected.
Look out, Kevin.
He's got a knife!
Have a nice trip!
Oh, my God.
We're on to our last two altos.
We are too, boss.
We're headed back to the woods.
I think we've got two coming up quick.
Probably just a couple.
He walks.
I'm gonna quit.
God bless you.
Where is it?
Where's Kevin?
Be a little more specific.
Your brain is staying inside your head.
Tell me where he is.
Hey, that's a nice jacket.
Last chance, asshole.
Where's Kevin?
Kevin, where'd you get that gun?
I don't know.
All right, yeah!
How?
I see that you're awake.
My head is empty.
Like a bowling ball.
I've been following you around.
I never learned quite a bit about you.
Quite surprised you haven't learned about my clan.
What?
To put more house back on TV?
My two plans.
You know, for a scientist you're not too bright.
I'm not your friend, Kevin.
What?
You've killed Bill?
Let's just say Bill is tied up at the moment.
I'm sure you're wondering why I brought you here today.
Well, I slipped through the portal with the other alternate Kevin's.
And I'm not going back to my dimension.
My wife is a real nag.
You know, there's only one problem with your plan, fake Bill.
Oh, is there?
Rear, Kevin!
I'm sure you're going to tell me what that is.
Oh!
Bill!
Hey, buddy.
Where you been?
Oh, man.
This son of an alternate bitch had me tied up in the basement.
Good thing those bills are really bad at tying knots.
Really?
Yeah!
All right.
Oh, man.
Hey, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, what the hell's happened here?
Well, hang on a minute.
Yeah, it's a long story.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Let's go get some cereal.
And I'll tell you all about it.
So, what kind of experiments are you guys working on in the lab?
Well, this thing, huh, whoa.
Dude, there are like nine other youths running around town right now.
You game?
What, they killed nine of me?
You didn't know it.
Just let me finish my cereal.
Are you having a good time?
You're doing great.
Good.
Child labor laws.
Say, child labor laws.
Child labor laws.
Dude, I really need your help.
What?
I don't have my sunglasses on.
One last.
First scientist, Kevin, you're not too bright.
Hold on.
I have to get that.
I'm so sorry.
Will you call me?
Okay.
Like that.
God bless you, my son.
One, two, three.
Get the other side.
One, two, three.
I don't know what you're doing out here.
Bless you.
Bless you.
God bless you.
Bless you.
You're not behind me.
Just knock me out.
Just one slide.
I guess you could say, he was pissed.
Because he was taking a leak.
I just don't get it, Bill.
