I'm gonna have to get into the door, don't need what I'm waiting for,
Don't mind my momma, I will babysit in this suit.
Ma said he's bad, he's bad, he's so bad, he's got me mad, better watch out.
On the side, there you go, don't eat some, your head's down, feel it at the corner, it is quite entertaining when you're already at the corner.
Don't care what you do tonight, long as you don't need free city rides, any old things, you're just lost with me.
You're just lost with me, long as you don't need free city rides, any old things, you're just lost with me.
Don't mind my momma, I will babysit in this suit, any old things, you're just lost with me.
Fuck you, scum, because I hate you!
Wake up, I'm not the one!
Going to work is such a joy!
You no longer tell me I'm bored!
It's another good kind of bored!
T.H.R.A. Grashen! S.H.I.N. Grashen!
Wake up, I'm not my mind!
It's a joke, I'm not my mind!
The body's mad, I'm not my mind!
God, I'm not my mind!
T.H.R.A. Grashen!
S.H.I.N. Grashen!
T.H.R.A. Grashen!
S.H.I.N. Grashen!
No cars!
Green light!
Cup of coffee!
Get inside!
No cars!
Green light!
Cup of coffee!
Cup of coffee! Get inside!
So, what do you guys want to do today?
Want to crush the mole?
Yes! My God, I wish I could have seen that Saw Girl's face.
You got her so good!
She fucking deserved a man.
She told me the last time I was in there for lipstick, as if she fucking cared.
Now I'm banned from every shop this part of the Yara.
I know, baby.
When it gets colder, we're going to jump ship to Seattle
and live in the underground with the burnout that used to be.
Yes, Gabi Baby wrote me a letter saying that
she's organizing the sewer rapes to rats down there.
Oh, hey.
Yeah.
No, I can come get you.
I'll be a lot closer.
Let's get together at the end.
Oh, yeah, baby.
Who's that?
This is Josie. Do you remember Josie?
Back to the dino.
You know the one with the lime milkshake?
Oh!
Hi, everyone.
Hey, I'm Bubby Sark.
I'm into metal, third wave feminist theory,
collecting bones, and 60s girl group.
Hi, I'm Rodin.
I used to live a happy life as a sewer rat
into an evil witch turned me into a human girl.
And this is my girlfriend, Scabs.
Hey, we've met before.
I drink nine lime milkshakes every week.
I'm Wheezy.
Pleased to meet you.
Thanks, Molly.
I live for skating and babes in Toyland.
It's a band.
What are you doing here?
Is this a press interview?
Are you going to write about us
and some toddler ponies-y?
I'm Nancy Spee, and this is my gang, The Skate Bitches.
And you, Josie, and the Pussycats
are in our secret clubhouse, members only.
Later, skater.
Sup, I'm Van Dahl.
I was just in the karaoke tour in Western Australia
with a bunch of press girls.
Maybe you'd recommend me.
Anyway, I told Josie she could come skating with us.
Hey, you can't just invite anyone
to come and skate with The Skate Bitches.
True that.
Well, can you even skate?
Yeah, I mean, I'm not, like, the bestest.
Can you do an ollie or a kickflip?
Um, I can on Tony Hawk Pro Skater.
Can I write you a reality check?
That's a longboard.
That's not real skating.
You dated a guy who was an inline skater.
Stuck in.
Is your curfew 10 p.m.?
You have a shop lifted?
Has been caught jacking off.
Ever train hopped?
Guys, who cares?
Like, if she was wearing a car hot skirt
with an amoebic patch sewn on with fluff
and, like, 400 studs, would you be interrogating her?
Can we give her a makeover?
This is a freaking clue.
Yeah, stop being such judgmental dipshit.
She's different, and has different life experiences.
You don't need to be born with a silver leatherman
in your mouth to be badass.
Oh, peace out.
You don't need this honey, nor do I.
Rodin, don't leave.
Spider on my rage.
I'm still just a rat in a cage.
Yeah, I think I should go too.
Fuck, wait.
I'm sorry.
I'll call you in a bit.
Yeah, they're just bitching about me
because they don't know the real me.
I've never been so ashamed to call myself a scapeg.
But I've timed you it.
I was beginning to think she was the undercover cop.
Why did Rodin leave like that?
What, is she on a period or something?
Did rats even get their period?
Of course, all grown-ass women do.
That's the truth.
Heaps of girls don't get their periods.
Trans women don't.
Moving on, people.
There's actually a karaoke competition at the table.
It's got a next weekend.
Want to skate there together?
It's a bit far to skate, don't you think?
Can't we catch a train halfway?
Don't be a wimp.
Oh man, don't be mean.
Stop it, guys.
No fighting.
I don't want them skate bitches to break up.
We're not going to break up.
Well, something around here needs to change
because I don't want to be a part of a gang that's so bitchy.
I do what I want when I want.
Yeah, build a bridge, get over it.
I totally agree with Aggie James.
Don't you guys remember when we used to go skating in empty pools
and crash all of those parties and scare those dickhead boys?
And we'd still each other candy all the time?
We still do fun stuff like that now.
Yeah, but judging Josie on just how she looks sucks.
I don't want to be a meanie.
Why don't we just go talk to a junior rat queenie?
It's a really good idea.
Junior rat queen always knows what to do.
No way am I getting literature by junior rat queenie.
Who's with me?
Bobby Sock?
Nancy Spears?
No, this is ridiculous.
Be it.
Just like your initials.
Bullshit Bobby Sock.
Yeah, Ben.
Oh, I see.
I see it so clear.
You're just on Aggie Doomsite because you're secretly in love with her.
Fuck off.
You it.
Look, I'm not on anyone's side.
I'm not on the Aggie Doomside.
I'm just saying, like, you're so quick to judge,
but the reason why the skate beaches existed is because boys are haters
and we fucking love girls who skate.
So fuck you.
What?
Junior rat queenie, we came your highness.
We came here to ask you a question.
Yeah.
Hit it.
Well, I brought Josie to the secret clubhouse today
and I thought it'd be cool for her to come and skate with us.
And she's a total loser.
Oh my God.
Look, junior rat queenie, we're a badass girl's skate gang.
We have a reputation to uphold.
We can't just let anyone be in the gang.
This girl is totally not what we're about.
She's a cheerleader and gets really good grades and goes to church or some bullshit.
Like, she doesn't even know who Valerie Salinas is.
She's never even seen a skate, which is so cool.
Oh shit.
Well, can she skate?
Yes.
So, what's the problem?
If she's not a total queer or not a problematic person?
Exactly.
I didn't get what the big deal is.
She's really onto her and fun and one of the biggest rebels I've ever met.
And when she talks, there's a revolution.
In her hips, there's a revolution.
That's hot.
Look, I think that some of you are putting the bitch into skate bitches.
When really, don't you think you should be putting the skate into skate bitches?
Agree?
Yeah.
So why does this new girl come skating with you?
Doesn't mean she has to be a permanent member of the gang.
I wish she could come skating with you and not even like you guys.
Why don't you just hang out with her and see how it goes?
You can judge a magazine by its cover, but you can't judge a love letter by its envelope.
You know, Josie's like a love letter.
You gotta read it from the beginning to the end, so you know whether it's heartache or happy, love town.
Girl hate needs to end.
If you want to damn the men, then help each other, support each other.
Help each other be strong.
Anyway, go now.
I'm hungry.
Ew.
Wait up!
Junior Rat Queenie was right.
Yeah, the last thing we want is to be putting down other girl skaters.
That's why this gang started in the first place, because all the boys are always dissing us.
But look what we got here.
I did something bad.
Continue.
Aggie Doom has always had more friends than me. Everyone likes her more than me.
Well, let's have a deep and meaningful conversation about it, Dad.
I hate processing.
Well, when you hurt people, you gotta listen to them if you want to grow from it.
As defensive as you might feel, you gotta listen.
Get in here, honey. Come on. Get in here.
Nancy Spear, I got some words of wisdom for you.
You can buy your hair if it won't grow.
You can fix your nose if you say so.
You can buy all the makeup Mac can make.
But if you can't look inside you and find out who am I to,
be in the position to make me feel so damn I'm pretty,
I'll make you feel I'm pretty too.
Hey. Hey, babe.
Hey, Josie. I'm sorry.
Me too.
Oh, that's all right.
No, it was really fucked.
I want to read you like a love letter.
What?
Any friend of Aggie Doom's is a friend of all the scapegoaches.
Yeah, we just wanted to know if you wanted to come skating with us on the pier tonight.
Oh, I've already made a plan.
Oh, I'd love to another time.
Cool.
I'm just waiting for my friends to come over.
We're going to build a raft to take it out onto the river.
But you should stay for a few minutes.
I'm about to make pink lemonade.
Oh.
Whoa.
Oh, man.
Oh, my God.
Where did you get it?
I built it with the help of my older sister.
Can I please, please, pretty please have a go?
Yeah, duh.
Oh, man.
Hey, Bobby socks.
Yeah?
I'm going to go visit Nancy's spew tomorrow and talk to her about a lot of stuff.
Do you want me to pass on a message?
Like, that she can kiss my ass?
Um, cool.
Is what Nancy's spew said the truth?
Yeah.
Okay.
Um, that's cool.
Look, I just never told you because I love being friends with you.
And like, you rule, you know, I don't want to act on it or anything because we're just so close.
Cool.
Yeah, you rule too.
I mean, like, I totally make out with you if you ever wanted to make out with me.
Just like, let me know.
See, you're the best.
You're the fucking best.
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Thank you for watching.
