Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year Stole many a man's soul to face
I was around when Jesus Christ At His moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure the pilot Washed his hands and sealed his face
Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name
But what puzzling you is the nature of my gaze
Stuck around St. Petersburg When I saw it was a time for change
Killed the saw and his ministers And the station screamed in vain
I rode a tank, held a generous rank When the blitz re-raised and the fighters sank
Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name
But what puzzling you is the nature of my gaze
I was the glee, warrior, kings and queens For pretend the gates, for the gods they made
I shouted out who killed those candidates When after all it was you and me
Let me please introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste
I lead traps for troubadours Who can't kill before they reach Bombay
Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name
But what puzzling you is the nature of my gaze
Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name
But what's confusing you is just the nature of my gaze
Just as every cop is a criminal And all the citizens said this thing
You'll just call me loseable Cause I'm beneath of some restraint
So if you meet me have some courtesy Have some sympathy, have some taste
Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name
But what puzzling you is the nature of my gaze
Get on there
I tell my baby What's my name
I tell my baby What's my name
I tell my baby
