Good evening and welcome to another edition of Unresolved Conundrums.
I'm Bob Pyle, part man, part wolf, all stoner.
For over 40 years, people have been seeing and hearing things that they cannot quite
understand.
The legend of the Pothead Wolf Creature dates back for generations.
Numerous sightings and speculation have kept the myth alive.
But is the legend true, or is it all just an elaborate hoax?
1969, the summer of love, a time of sexual revolution and drug experimentation, America
was riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave.
And for a group of filthy hippies, the tide was about to come in.
We should totally roll another joint, man.
Peace.
We don't have any more weed, dude.
Aw, that is so not groovy, man.
Woo.
So good to be one.
Aw, man.
Weed Wolf.
Awesome.
Aw, man, I was totally there.
I saw him.
He showed up and he had all the purple sticky kind buds.
It was him, man.
The legend's true.
It was the weed wolf.
Weed Wolf, a mysterious wolf man creature with an insatiable appetite for marijuana.
Is the weed wolf a product of a drug-induced overactive imagination, or is it real?
We asked this person.
What wolf?
Then we asked this person.
Man, weed wolf, that goes me $30.
After researching the subject for the past 12 years, weed wolfologist Dr. Darius Expair
became somewhat of an expert on the subject.
Wolf of the existence of weed wolf is indisputable.
I've seen thousands of images, photographs, eyewitness sketches, illustrations, dioramas,
high definition digital video, low definition quick time files that you can email to your
friends, tiffs.
Dr. Expair claims to have traced the creature to his pad where the weed wolf has been crashing
for a few weeks.
Over here we have several plastic baggies and some loose joints.
Right over here, for sustenance, we see a bag of Fruit Loops Gravngo cereal packets,
and behind this pillar right here, we discovered that there's the latest issue of high times
magazines.
I can only hope one day that I will meet weed wolf.
And drink his magical blood.
From the late 60s to the mid 70s, weed wolf sightings numbered in the tens of hundreds.
But with the introduction of disco and cocaine in the early 80s, the weed wolf suddenly seemed
to just fade away.
See during the disco era, they just didn't have any use for a marijuana distributing
wolf.
I mean, the nightclub's already packed with sweaty hairy guys giving out free cocaine
left and right.
It just wasn't practical.
He didn't disappear.
He's still around, man.
I'll tell you what the real crime is.
Real crime is the society let the weed wolf down, man.
He didn't let society down.
Society let him down.
With the resurgence of marijuana culture in the 1990s grunge movement, weed wolf sightings
seemed to pick up again.
Yeah, we dated for a while.
We met at Burning Man.
Things were really great at first.
Well, we moved in together and he insisted on being put on the electric bill and said
he would sign up for automatic payments.
Huh, I mean, that never happened.
And he ate all of my smart start cereal.
He never cleaned out his hair from the drain after he took a shower.
I can't even tell you how many lit rollers I went through.
And he never returned my salad shooter.
While the dispute forges on, experts in amateurs alike are arguing about the existence of
this mythical creature.
If you or anyone you know has any information about the weed wolf, please contact our hotline
at 1-800-WEED-WOLF.
Thank you.
I'll see you next time.
