Some of your clients learned in this last year a little bit more about you, I'm assured.
I mean, not that they didn't already proceed long, she said it was darky and a little gutting.
Well, in the Hamptons, I was very serious because, you know, I was cooking 14 hours a day.
That wasn't fun.
And at one point, a guest came into the kitchen and says, do you ever smile?
My answer was, I get paid to cook.
I don't get paid to entertain.
So please go back outside and don't come in here again.
So for the rest of the summer, when he would come over for dinner, he would walk straight through the kitchen and leave me alone.
You wouldn't smile at you?
No.
Really?
See, me, I'd have to stop and I'd have to muck with you.
I've heard my clients say quite a few times, she's tough, don't mess with her.
She bites.
Hard.
She has great knife skills.
Yeah, you do.
That's great, that's great.
So you're still working privately, you're still, I mean, the season's coming up for you here.
Are you going to go back out to the Hamptons this year?
I will not go to the Hamptons.
You're not going to go to Hamptons this year?
No.
Nice.
I'm going to travel to Europe with my boyfriend.
Nice.
Introduce him to my parents.
Oh boy.
The two people that created this right here.
Nice.
So yeah, that's what we're going to do.
And that's a relatively new thing for you, because the majority of the time that I've known you, you've been single.
Being in love?
Yes, this is a new thing for me.
It's been a long time.
Yeah.
I mean, I know you as a tough cracker.
He did say to me at brunch today, you're driving me nuts.
So yeah.
And wait, the fact of the matter that he's not in a body bag right now, speaks volumes.
To make a comment like that, and to not end up in a body bag with you, it speaks volumes.
Well, the thing is, this man in my life, his name is Jay.
Yeah.
He's very smart, so I respect him.
Okay.
He's a man who will stand up to me, most men never did.
No.
He does not let me walk all over him.
Right.
Because then I won't respect you.
Right.
It does take a special sort of man to deal with me.
Right.
Basically, I can't believe I'm going to admit this, a man must be able to dominate me, and
then I become a sweet darling, and I'll do whatever they want.
Again, congratulations.
I know that that finding love in today's society, especially in Manhattan, is...
Honey, it's called Match.com, and it's fucking great.
And I think...
There's a nice plug.
I think all the men out there that let me practice on them, and chew them up and spit
them out so that when they met a real man...
You'd recognize him.
