You want to know about Johnny Koole?
Well, I usually judge a guy by the way he gambles.
I can tell you that this cat gambles real cool
and only for the highest stakes.
What do you know about Johnny Koole?
Oh, I know a great deal about Johnny Koole.
Maybe more than anyone.
Johnny, I need you.
I need you right now.
I love Queen Street.
This...
Queen Street is a wonderful place to be.
I call Queen Street
the place that never...
a city that never sleeps.
Why? Excitement.
Excitement is an exciting place.
Like USA.
I love this beach.
My lifestyle is really, really wonderful.
Being...
this is more or less the Buccaneer look.
So everywhere I go, I have this beautiful woman
who wants a jake.
And everywhere I go up and down the country
to Fiji Island, to Australia
and even from Auckland to Wellington
on the train, on the bus.
Once they look at me, they view me.
They say, wow, you look so cool.
What's your name? Johnny.
The portfolio of Johnny Koole is...
that is me.
I could be Sinbad.
And...
this is my coins.
My old, old coins.
I've got thousands of these coins.
Thousands of them. I do know what to do with it.
I was already born a pirate.
So that everybody admires.
Everybody loves pirates, don't they?
And to me now, this is my look.
My genuine look because I'm walking the street.
I don't have to be a movie star.
I'm more than anyone.
Because a movie star would be only on celluloid.
Won't walk among the people, which I am.
So I'm a movie star in my own terms.
Give me that. You pay. Let's send it.
What is that?
I make happy clothes and...
Otherwise, otherwise, she's solely walking free.
Under the bong bong, under the bong bong,
We be back to another bong bong bong.
The sea is near, the sea soon will be sailing the sea back to the island.
It's like a bodyguard.
He may be clumsy and goofy.
He's got that tall warrior look.
And everybody looks at him like Goliath and I'm David.
I keep clowns away from him.
Idiots who like to jump on Johnny.
I just push them out of the way and say,
Johnny is that biggest bodyguard.
For me personally, I'm a bachelor vagabond pirate
because I prefer it that way.
I do not wish to hurt a woman, let alone fall in love with a woman
because there's too many women.
But for me, because of the island that I wish to retire on,
I will take it when time is right.
So I have to be very, very careful on the woman that I choose.
Not the house.
No wonder, where's the ram gone?
You're a character.
I'm a living breathing character, not a recent character.
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
All righty.
I'll be down.
And so be it.
It comes to an ending, exciting story of the evening.
You're going to head back and take it from there.
Aye.
That we are.
And it's time for us to say goodbye.
Good night.
And disappear into the sunset.
That's it.
He doesn't know I've got to run my cabin.
He doesn't know I've got to run the cabin.
He doesn't know I've got to run the cabin.
He doesn't know I've got to run the cabin.
He doesn't know I've got to run the cabin.
