You
hey hey Bobby Bobby hi I'm Gary the
talking gorilla want to play and this
is my caterpillar and these are my
plaques and this is my fire truck and
this is my other truck why don't you
show me around your home
wow that's a really nice stereo system
your dad has yeah that is always buying
new stuff like what like like as new
game player and his virtual reality
headset wow those are expensive
I don't know well they are don't you know
anything kid what what else does your
daddy have all kinds of stuff like his
new tablet and his new smartphone and
his watch that talks to him like you
talk to me that's right we're all
connected by Wi-Fi and your daddy has a
really big flat-screen TV yeah daddy
says it's the biggest and best of money
combined maybe my friend Carlos could
come over sometime when your mom and
dad aren't home and we could play with
your daddy's new stuff okay won't that
be fun yeah okay we'll call him I know
his phone number but it has to be a
secret just between us your parents
should never know won't that be fun
yeah hey I've got a great idea let's
log on to your dad's computer do you know
how to do that huh I watch daddy all the
time okay let's do it won't that be fun
okay we got on to the internet isn't
this fun yeah hey do you know how to log
on to your dad's bank accounts yeah I
watch daddy I've got a great idea let's
transfer all your parents bank accounts
to a friend of mine in a place called
Nigeria won't that be fun I don't know
just do it it'll be fun okay
yay that's the last transfer now your
daddy has no money in his bank accounts
isn't that funny yeah yeah that's really
really funny hey I've got another great
idea let's transfer the deed to your mom
and dad's house over to a friend of mine
in a pretty place called Russia won't
that be fun I don't know it's easy I'll
show you how I don't know just do it
it'll be fun okay now just click on the
button that says complete transaction
and that's it my friend in Russia now
owns your mom and dad's house wasn't that
fun yeah but it has to be a secret just
between us okay yeah because if you tell
anyone my friends will come over to your
house while you're asleep and kill your
mom and dad and it'll be all your fault
don't cry don't cry don't be a girl are
you a little baby girl no we'll look
like a little baby girl crying stop
crying now now stop crying stop crying
stop it stop it are you gonna stop crying
yes good now slap yourself what you
heard me slap yourself do it now slap
yourself again
wasn't that fun yeah hey I've got a
great idea let's call my friend Carlos
he'll come over and look at all your
dad's cool stuff won't that be fun yeah
okay go get your dad's expensive new
smartphone okay hi I'm Gary the talking
wife I connected gorilla where do you
live
You
Wasn't that fun
