Jump down, jump down, jump down, jump down, jump down.
Oh, did I scare you?
Adam, what the hell are you doing dressed like that?
It's called body armor.
I'm gonna be in here one of the sharp cages,
so I can figure out how to get it up the stairs.
Where is that little demon?
Here's your mail.
I can't believe Lisa made such a big deal of her little scratch.
A little scratch?
I just saw her running out of here. Looks like she sliced an artery.
I wonder if she'll ever talk to me again.
Not if she's like every other girl you brought up here.
I'm telling you, man, you need to exercise that cat.
Don't you think you're being a little extreme?
Is that...
Is that blood?
There is nothing worse than a bloody pussy.
Anyway, sleep on it.
Or better yet, sleep on the cat.
Maybe you'll suffocate her and you'll finally get laid.
Get laid.
Hey, sexy.
Lisa.
How's the hand?
You're right. It's only a little scratch.
Now make me purr, big boy.
Whoa!
Yeah.
No rest for the wicked.
Serves Nick right for fantasizing about another woman.
I don't even know what he sees in there, girl.
She's skin and bones.
And only a dog gets a bone.
As for Adam, that nosy loser, he just made my litter list.
Does he really think he can exercise me?
I bet four paws that anyone who tries to splash me with water
is gonna get carved up like a halloween pumpkin.
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check out my newest blog post.
