Hey man, you all right?
Uncle, you can open the door.
Uncle, you need to start living your life man, that wasn't your fault.
I just feel like I'm not here anymore at home.
Yeah, you do forget you're in a big city.
Yeah, you just can't look up there, as long as you look down here.
You should get a dog.
Big dogs actually like apartments.
They do, actually they say that they save it.
Yeah, you should get a dog.
Ready to go?
Yeah.
It's all right, she's in a better place now.
When did you learn about tool closing?
What are you talking about?
Your voice, it's not matching up with your lips.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
What the fuck is going on?
I'm the editor.
Editor or what?
I'm not a writer or anything.
Of your life, your fictional life.
You see, you don't really exist, you're a part of a web series.
You exist on the internet and hopefully the show picks up some buzz, gets pitched, picked up by a major network.
But for right now, YouTube is your home.
What are you talking about?
I'm real, I have friends, a home.
I had a wife?
No, you're not.
That was created by the writers and then shaped by me.
Wait a minute, are you saying you killed my wife?
That was created by the writers and then shaped by me.
Wait a minute, are you saying you killed my wife?
That's actually a really great scene from Suspirio, which is a great, great film.
But you're not going to check it out.
Do you know what suffering I've been through?
Of course, I edited it to add drama.
No, but I was in love.
I made you feel that love so that the audience could see it.
Okay, so since it's all supposedly fiction, why can't you just bring her back?
No, that wouldn't make any sense.
Just say that I was dreaming.
What, like, does ex-Makina, that's so lame, what is this fucking Dallas?
No, I can't do that, I won't do that, so sorry.
She's my fucking wife.
Okay, this whole talk, talk, talk, it's getting a little boring,
so I think what we need right now is a fight scene.
Wait, but that was still in the grief stage.
You know, a lot of the YouTube commenters have said things like,
you're gay, this is gay, I'm gay this, gay that.
So I'm thinking that now that might be an angle that we can't do.
So I'm thinking that now that might be an angle that we could explore.
Well, I said the sun
Are the big wheel wagging
Oh, I'm fragrant
And I was in love
