Inside the White House, what changes are Trump and his wife making?
This is the roof, the solarium on top of the White House, you can see the Washington Monument.
Obama used to face Mecca.
What's Trump doing now?
He's trying to get rid of that Obama smell in the treaty room, the private residence
hallway, the formal family dining room, and I'm wondering, what did the Obamas talk about
during dinner?
They might have talked about the Bush years, how beautiful the Oval Office looked, the
beautiful couches, beautiful rug, but when Obama showed up, he decided, how am I going
to ruin this?
Like I ruin everything else.
You see this sofa and these curtains, nice rug.
First thing Obama did was chuck the rug and he put in this communist message around the
rim rug, we are the world, it takes a village rug, then he put up his feet up on top of
the desk and said, how can I ruin these curtains?
Behind my head.
Oh, let's pull those down and put up these rust colored, crap colored curtains.
And to finish everything off, let's take a corduroy velour couch from suburban Illinois
from Skokie out of grandma's basement and stick it in the middle of the Oval Office.
So to give a real Wayne's world kind of vibe to the Oval Office and to please our Muslim
friends from the third world, because they'll feel more at home with this cruddy decor.
So here you have two losers with the crappy couch and the crappy curtains hanging out.
Then something changed, somebody got inaugurated and a new day shined on the White House.
Trump showed up, first thing Trump did was put the Churchill statue, the bust of Churchill
back in the Oval Office because Obama had exiled it elsewhere.
One thing Trump did was say, hey, what's with the Obama's crappy curtains?
What happened to Clinton's curtains?
He had nice curtains.
Oh, Hillary picked those out for Bill when they were in the White House.
Well, pull them out of storage.
Let's hang those back up.
Those are more Trump-esque.
They remind me of Mar-a-Lago.
Oh, is that the piece of paper I'm going to sign?
The first thing I'm signing to dump Obama's legacy in the garbage?
Let's sign a few of those.
Trump really had a good time when he started yanking down the Obama family photos off the
walls of the Oval Office, the hallway just outside.
Then he went after Obama's baby pictures.
He started throwing those in a cardboard box.
Obama at birth, Obama in his mother's arms, Obama as a toddler, dressed for the mosque
on Tuesday morning, services at the mosque, Obama and Michelle as children.
Trump chucked these in a cardboard box, put them out back to the White House so Obama could
pick them up.
Trump went after the other pictures of some of his predecessors, some of Michelle's bachelorette
party, Michelle's college photo, and Trump started signing a few executive orders.
This one's Rosie O'Donnell, banned from fast food establishments.
Trump ended the all-gender transgender restroom in the basement of the White House that Obama
used to hang out in drunk, then Trump ordered that all liberals must now drink from separate
water fountains.
Then Trump kicked back and said, what did I forget?
What have I forgotten?
Well, maybe we should add a few touches just to pay some respect to Obama.
So he added this America's pastime photo at the White House entrance, because kids come
through on tours, school trips, he added this, remind folks that Hillary almost won, and he
honored our American Indian heritage, Native Americans, with a bit of Focahontas, and to
top it all off, just for laughs, he put a photo of his best friend up on the wall, the
Greek tourists.
And Trump gave a heartfelt laugh that could be heard for miles.
One thing Trump missed, in the White House basement in a dark corner, this portrait hangs
of Hillary.
When folks feel it skips them the creeps, it's a spooky portrait, because when they
walk by, it feels like her eyes follow you.
If you listen closely, you can hear, I have Parkinson's, I'm a cuckoo, I've fallen and
I can't get up.
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It remains to be seen, will Trump build the wall?
What else will Trump order Rosie O'Donnell to do?
Will Trump hose down the Moslem protesters?
Meanwhile, as libtards freak out, I lean back and laugh in their face.
