Remember your mantra, cold ice stays cool.
Cold ice stays cool.
Thank you for listening to Anger Management 101.
Right on.
Looks like this is our last night together, little buddy.
Cold ice stays cool, man.
Cold ice stays cool.
What are we doing tonight?
I've got my court date in the morning, so I'm going to bed early.
When I had my court date, I just stayed up all night and the judge had sympathy on me
because I looked horrible.
Plus, I just rented a bunch of movies.
I'm going to bed.
You owe me from last weekend.
Do you want me to call your parole officer?
All right.
One movie.
Yes!
What are we watching?
All right, movies and chick flicks.
First one up, all my best friends' weddings.
Let's just get this over with.
Dude.
Where do you think you're going, mister?
Nowhere.
Yeah, the movie's not over.
You just bought yourself another movie.
Cold ice stays cool, cold ice stays cool, cold ice stays cool.
Oh, God!
Dude?
Did you see that?
She looked like a fetus.
It was gross.
I can't sleep after that.
Well, you can stay up if you want, I'm going to bed.
Dude, I'm stuck in the fucking living room.
Yes!
I'm going to bed.
I'm going to bed.
I'm going to bed.
Wake up.
Wake up.
I'm up.
I'm up.
Yeah.
All right.
So, they're just about to kiss.
Okay?
She's kissing the wrong guy, though.
I don't know how she's going to get back with the right guy.
You know what I mean?
I don't know what's going on.
I don't know how this is going to end.
Like, quiet.
Cold ice stays cool.
Can't hear the movie.
Cold ice stays cool.
Cold ice stays cool.
Cold ice stays cool.
Cold ice stays cool.
Cold ice stays cool.
You're missing the movie.
Cold ice stays cool.
Cold ice stays cool.
Corn pot coins are happening.
Get back here.
Hurry up.
What are you doing?
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Well, buddy, this looks like the start of a long friendship.
Now that you've learned how to control your anger, we can move on to lesson two.
Stopping anger before it starts.
What to do when someone is pushing your buttons and your mantra has lost its effect?
Step one.
Go to the dollar store.
Step two.
Pick out a yo-yo that suits you.
Step three.
Buy the yo-yo.
Now when someone is pushing your buttons and your mantra has lost its effect, pull out
your yo-yo and slowly yo the yo.
The use of the yo-yo will transfer your negative energy to the yo-yo.
