Jill and I have been having some financial trouble for the last little while.
He's got the good job as a water commissioner for the city, but times are tough and he's
had to take a pay cut.
Oh, honey, you don't have to bore him with the details.
She works just as hard as I do, but we both just really needed a vacation.
Hey, can you pass me that drying rack?
I need to wipe off these Ziploc bags so we can reuse them.
Britt, just throw them out.
We're low on money and every penny counts, plus we're going green, right?
Green my butt.
It's a sad commentary when I can't even afford new Ziploc bags.
You know what, we just, we need a vacation, we gotta get out of here.
Everyone needs a vacation.
What's that?
But when times are tough, what do you do?
Well now, Tsukasa Mikasa is the perfect solution.
We transform your home into a relaxing experience for you and your loved one.
Call us now.
Operators are standing by.
You know that ad really intrigued me?
I don't know what it was, but I was hooked.
I was a little skeptical at first.
Voila.
My name is Enrique.
I'm here to make Tsukasa Mikasa.
I don't know, I was expecting someone a little less handsome.
Welcome to our home, Enrique.
Hi.
Hi, Enrique.
Now I shall transform Mikasa for Sioux.
Our driver will escort you in a private limousine while we transform your home into your own
private vacation.
Our private vacation awaits.
Doesn't look like much of a limo.
Welcome to your Sioux Costa experience.
It looks a little dark.
Isn't it dark?
Honey, don't you think it's a little bit dark?
For the ultimate relaxation experience, we must learn to keep our expectations high,
but our voice is low.
I have made you a beautiful pasta that my beautiful mother taught me to make when I
moved from my small city of Toledo to Barcelona.
I really enjoyed the dinner.
The food was authentic Spanish and delicious.
Finger looking good.
I did not enjoy the dinner.
The weekend activities just flew by.
I learned this deep tissue massage in the city of Sevilla during my studies in order
to make some extra money.
And now I will penetrate the deepest part of your psoriasis, posterior and inferior and
take you to places you have never dreamed.
Oh Enrique, I think this is the most pleasure I've ever felt in this bed.
Perhaps you'd like to rephrase that, Brittany.
Enrique is musically talented.
I don't know if musically talented is the right phrase.
And now for the grand finale of the vacation.
I was so excited to see what he was going to do.
In my country, the climax of the vacation is beating off a piñata until it explodes.
I think you need some English lessons, Enrique.
You'll be first while I teach your wife how to swing.
I was not a fan of the vacation climax.
Bryce, I think I got it.
Well, I thought it was fun.
You know, it's sucos and mecos have just had that special touch.
Everything we did together was just exhilarating and I think I've really turned a new leaf
in terms of how I feel about stacations.
I really liked how he just made himself at home.
Would you recommend this to other people?
Absolutely.
Thank you so much for watching, and I'll see you in the next video.
Bye.
