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Hey!
Chattosaurus fans!
We are Chattosaurus.
We're glad you're here.
I have an idea.
Good.
Let's do fan query.
Fan query!
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Jeff B. from Anchorage A.
Jeff from Anchorage.
Was that a personalized handshake at the start of the episode?
If not, do you guys have a personalized handshake?
So, we were doing this stuff last week.
Yeah, not a handshake.
So that is not a personalized handshake.
No.
But we have.
You have a personalized handshake.
Should we demonstrate?
Let's do it.
Are you ready?
Okay.
So, like, pretend that we just said, hey, what's up, hey?
Hey, man.
Hey, good to see you.
Yeah, yep.
Right on.
Rad!
That...
I gotta...
We gotta give some background on this handshake.
That's great.
Okay?
There's a movie called Rad.
Rad!
It is the most rad movie.
It's pretty awesome.
If you've never seen it, go...
You probably can't find it now.
So, it's not on Netflix.
It's...
It is...
It's from the 80s.
My copy is a VHS that I can still play because I have a VCR.
I have a DVD.
If you...
You probably...
Half of our viewers don't know what that means.
No.
So, that is the official rad handshake.
Yeah.
And I gotta give a shout out to my buddy Aiden.
He is also a huge rad fan.
And we have been doing the rad handshake for about 30 years.
So, great job, Jeffrey B.
And you will also receive an autographed picture of this week's product of the week.
Okay.
So, this is a very special episode.
Very special episode.
Road trip.
We went on the road.
To a remote location.
And I'll give you a hint of where we are.
Are you ready?
Drink.
I don't know if you can see that.
What is it?
That is a silo.
It's a silo.
Have you figured it out?
Yeah.
I don't know.
So, there are silos everywhere.
Some people put grain in them.
Some people put water in them.
Is there water inside?
Some people put cupcakes in them.
We have some cupcakes that we got from that silo.
That's another hint.
But let's go ahead and spill the beans.
Magnolia market at the silos.
Here we are.
In Waco, Texas.
Fixer upper fame.
You know, Chip and Joanna did not invite us here to do this.
But we thought it would be good publicity for them.
You know, just to help them out.
We're trying to, you know, maybe expand their audience.
Any time you can help somebody else out.
Struggling artists, you know, entertainers.
That's always a good idea.
Just do good for somebody.
You know, the more value we add to their brand, the more value they'll add to ours.
We have a lot of nice people here, didn't we?
Oh yeah.
All the employees of the Magnolia market were super duper friendly, super helpful.
I found a lot of nice things that I would like to have for a home.
So, like, if you wanted to decorate your home, you could probably do it only with stuff that
you buy here.
Maybe so.
Would you like a pillow?
Well, yeah.
They have them here.
They have pillows here.
Would you like a trinket?
Trinkets.
Every home needs trinkets.
They have those here.
I think I have too many trinkets at my house.
Could I possibly interest you in a wall hanging?
No, but I would like a wooden candlestick.
So, they have some really cool outdoor activities for kids and family.
They do.
And there's one part that has some swings.
Yeah.
It's obvious that the swings are maybe meant for kids, but they're big.
They're very large swings.
Yes.
And I think I might have accidentally annoyed someone when I asked if it was okay for us
to swing a little bit.
And he was a little bit sad.
I don't think he understood the purpose of us swinging.
Yeah.
Because he looked like we were crazy.
Yeah.
Why do you want to swing on the swings?
Maybe we misunderstood.
And he apparently was the owner of the swing.
He might have been in charge of the swings.
He was a swing police.
Yeah.
And then so when we finished, I was like, oh, hey, thanks a lot.
We're done.
And he was like, good.
I was like, whoa, man, I'm sorry about that.
So if you come and you're an adult, really be careful.
He was not the typical Magnolia visitor.
No, no.
Everybody else there was joint.
Super nice.
And I don't think he was being mean.
I think he just misunderstood what we were doing.
Hopefully that guy is having a better day later.
I hope so.
Yeah.
I wish him a good day.
Good day to you, sir.
Maybe his blood sugar was low and now he's gotten a cupcake and he's a whole different person.
Oh, yeah.
Do you think this whole place is girly or do you think it's kind of...
There are parts of this place that are definitely dude, definitely dude.
But most of it is like...
There's girly.
There's a lot of rust, rusty stuff.
Guys are into rust.
Wood, like rough looking wood, tough wood.
Yeah.
But there's lots of flowers.
A lot of the things to buy are not real doodly.
Dangly stuff and...
I think these might match your vest pretty well.
Yeah.
Well, you know, they don't stick out as much in this environment.
I kind of planned it a little bit.
My shirt wasn't red.
I had a tan shirt.
You could hide at home if you bought these.
Yes.
I could lay down on the couch, put the pillows next to me and just be super quiet.
And then the boys are like, where's Dad?
Where'd Dad go?
I don't know.
All I see is these brand new villas.
But there's a lot of guys here.
A lot of dudes.
Because there's a lot of women.
Mostly carrying their wives personally.
That was longer than it was to be here.
And then I was like, five more minutes.
Hold my purse.
We will be coming back with our wives.
For sure.
Because they would very much like to be here.
Every wife deserves a trip to the Magnolia market.
Yes, they do.
Hey, I think it's time for Product of the Week.
Nice.
But psych.
Not this week.
Sorry.
Not doing a product of the week.
And you're like, what?
But why?
It's always a product of the week.
Why wouldn't you do product of the week?
Well, I'll tell you.
Why?
Because this is our special on location Magnolia episode.
We've got more for you next week.
And part two next week.
Next week part two.
That's when we'll give you the product of the week.
And it's going to be a good one.
It is going to be a good one.
It's going to be a good one.
Tune in.
Yeah.
Same bat time.
Same bat channel.
Yeah.
Hey, thanks for watching.
We really appreciate you guys.
And see you next week.
Bye.
Safety first.
Okay.
So anyway.
Let's say that you enjoyed watching this episode.
Hypothetically.
Yeah.
And you were thinking to yourself.
What can I do?
What's my name?
Yourself.
What can I do?
What's my next step?
Yeah.
We got four steps for you.
Ready?
Step number one.
Subscribe.
Subscribe.
Subscribe.
Subscribe to the channel source channel on YouTube.
Yes.
That's number one.
Yes.
Number two.
Number two.
Like it.
Like this video.
And then watch more videos.
There's like lots of them.
Yeah.
And then you can like those videos too.
Then you know what you should do.
Because you're going to be like hysterically laughing.
Life, life, life.
You're going to want to call your friends, right?
Insert life here.
Share.
There's a little button.
And you push it.
It looks like it's kind of an arrow sending thing.
And you share it.
And then it says to whom would you like to share this with?
And you just go down your Facebook list.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
Um, everybody?
Do they have like a select all?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Hey, spend a couple of minutes.
What are you doing anyway?
Step four.
Um.
Comment.
Comment.
Comment below.
And if you have a fan query, you can leave that below.
And perhaps you might win an autograph picture of the product of the week.
Product of the week.
Thanks.
Thank you.
