I'm Stephen Segal, don't mess around, so beware of Criston Quino or I will give you the boost.
I'm going to take you to the banks on a trip to the blood bank.
You expected somebody else.
I love you, Steve.
I don't speak Basque yet, but I speak a little Spanish, so hola guitar.
Where would I screen it?
Maybe some amphitheater in Rome or something, I don't know.
Don't find him on the porch. That's why he's starting on me.
That's why he's starting on me.
His Spanish is not too much better than mine, you know.
He speaks Spanish like you know.
I use the word punieta a lot, but I don't know if you guys know the word punieta.
A lot of bad words in Spanish.
Do you know what time it is?
Four o'clock.
I wish the women I know would think that.
I can do a few things. I can write a song. I can play the guitar.
I can sing. I can act a little bit. I can fight a little bit.
After that, there's not much I can do.
I have to find the right woman to do the love story with.
For the first time in my life, I've found somebody that I really love.
We need to do a casting here.
It's funny.
See, that could be her. That could be her.
You know, there's a lot of people who would like to see that, myself included.
I'm just a cook.
There was a long sort of a battle over the rights and some different political fighting
between New Regency and Warner Brothers and that's over with now.
So it would be nice if we could make that.
A cook?
I haven't done any casting yet.
But I'm sure there's some people here who would like to be there.
Maybe one down.
Pardon me?
Maybe one down.
You don't have to worry.
You will be okay.
I guess it's time for me to go.
Thank you.
Thank you, brother, thank you.
I've been here before.
I've been here on the street.
It's like a movie.
If you don't mind, this is an artist.
You smile too much to be Steven Seagal.
I'm Steven Seagal.
When were you a fan of Steven Seagal?
Since I was 12 years old.
To watch the movies and everything.
I like him as an actor.
But since when have you started playing music?
With everything.
Thank you.
But I've always been a pro seagal.
So I'm a pro seagal bandam.
To death.
I like the style of martial arts you use.
Did you ever imagine that you were a bluesman?
No.
He's a police officer, a musician, an actor.
This guy does everything.
I think Steven Seagal can do everything.
I've never told you to fly less.
As an actor, as a character, as a musician.
As an actor.
Are you more of a seagal or a bandam?
A bandam.
I love my son and my son.
Everything he does, all his movies.
Steven Seagal.
When he works with the US police,
he's like a sheriff.
Everything he does is good for the youth.
So they don't get on the wrong path.
Because I love him.
I love him as a person.
Everything he does is good for the youth.
Everything he does is good for the youth.
Steven versus bandam, who would win?
I think I'm a bandam.
