So, everybody, happy St. Patrick's Day and happy return to the mailing list.
That's right, my federally court-ordered internet probation ended today and we are rebuilding
the mailing list just like St. Patrick rebuilt all those churches in Ireland and I think
that's what that celebrates, that holiday.
Some of you are old mailing list subscribers, some of you are new to the vlog and the mailing
list and that's cool, some of you are probably thinking, why were you gone for so long?
Here's what happened.
I was going out to get the James Hetfield 7s, their new kind of sunglass that is produced
and designed by James Hetfield, the lead singer Metallica.
I think that Lars, the drummer, consults on them as well.
I rented a Zipcar and I backed into a mailbox.
Now, I don't know what happened, I had had some niacinth the night before, I think somebody
might have slipped some horny goat weed into a Red Bull.
I think I may have accidentally drank a full carb monster instead of my normal low carb.
Anyway, I got cited for a DUE which is driving under the energy and knocking over a mailbox
I realized is a federal funds and these regulations were just terrible.
They seized the mailing list and it was tough.
I thought I was saving it in the cloud but my palm pilot got damaged in the crash so
I'm not really sure where to go from there but you know what, we're going to say positive,
we're going to rebuild it from the ground up.
From what I know about these pervasive federal regulations, I'm even happier that I'm an
unofficial precinct captain for Ron Paul and you know what, this mailing list is going
to be even better, more forwards.
I'm on Twitter, I'm building a Shutterfly page right now.
While I was incarcerated, it seems like Google Buzz is not there anymore.
If we were following each other, if we were buzzing each other, get back on the mailing
list, send me your name, just username, seven digit password, home phone number, if you
have an extension, if you have a spike account and can video chat or call on, I don't understand
how that works but just send me that information, get on the list, it's going to be great because
we're building something.
Since it is St. Patrick's Day, I did decide to have a special drink.
It's an Irish car wash, that's when you drop a five hour energy into a low carb monster
and you just get energized, you want to build a mailing list, you want to, if anyone has
a Pinterest invite sent in my way, I don't know what that is but I just want to get it
over with.
