MUSIC
Batten down the hatches, here comes Hurricane Buffy.
You think?
Maybe he's over.
He has so much to learn, little Irish man.
You two thought?
Doyle did.
You know how he always jumps to conclusions.
Because you saw Buffy.
It wasn't a social call.
I was there to protect her.
I stayed out of sight.
She didn't even know I was there.
Really?
So you avoided her?
Look, we said our goodbyes, no need to stir any of this up again.
You don't want to stir.
But if my ex came to town and was all stalking me in the shadows
and then left, and then he didn't even say hello,
I'd be a little upset.
Wouldn't you?
What a surprise.
Cordelia, how are you?
Good, I'm good.
You?
I've been better.
Uh-huh.
Well, this is Doyle, and he gets visions of people in trouble.
Nice to make your appointment.
And this is us leaving you two alone.
So that's the slayer.
That's our little Buffy.
Oh, she seemed a little...
Well, garing in that outfit?
No, I was going to say hurt.
Yeah, there's a lot of that when they're together.
Come on.
Where are we going?
Oh, they'll be into this for a while.
We still have time for a cappuccino,
and probably the director's cut of the Titanic.
Did you hear enough?
Oh, yeah.
The Buffy and Angel show.
First, they talk out their differences,
and then they punch them out.
Shouldn't we...
Sticker knows where they don't belong and get them flattened?
No, thank you.
Don't they deserve a little happiness
after all they've been through?
Let me explain the lore here.
Okay?
They suffer, they fight.
That's business as usual.
They get groiny with one another.
The world as we know it falls apart.
Well, he's not cursed anymore.
And anyway, you can't be sure that they're...
Oh, please.
They've got the forbidden love of all time.
They've been apart for months.
Now he's suddenly human.
I'm sure they're down there just having tea and crackers.
So, now that she's alive again,
are they gonna get back together?
Angel and that girl with the goofy name?
Well, Fred.
That's a difficult question.
I think it's fair to say,
no, not a chance.
Never, no way.
Not in a million years and also,
no.
But you said he loved her.
And of course she's gonna love him back
because he's so strong and handsome
and he really listens when you talk.
I mean, if you go for that sort of thing,
why wouldn't it work?
Let me break it down for you, Fred.
Oh, Angel.
I know that I am a slayer
and you're a vampire.
And it would be impossible for us to be together.
What?
But...
My gypsy curse sometimes prevents me
from seeing the truth.
Oh, Bobby.
Yes, Angel?
I love you so much I almost forgot to prove.
And just because I sent you to hell that one time
doesn't mean that we can't just be friends.
Or possibly more.
Yes.
No, we mustn't.
Kiss me.
Bite me.
How about you both bite me?
You're back.
How'd it go?
I think those two pretty much summed it up.
To be honest, I really don't want to talk about it.
But, Angel, we're your friends.
And if it's not healthy to repress stuff like this,
you need to share your pain,
express those feelings of grief and longing
or the curiosity's gonna kill me.
I don't know.
Wouldn't want that.
Personally, I don't care at all what happened.
Get that up right.
