I
absolutely love what Naomi Watts wore.
Wouldn't this be perfect for the ballet ball?
Wouldn't this...
Is that beads?
Look at how gorgeous the beads are.
It's sequins.
It's as gorgeous as beads.
One or the other, I don't know.
It reminds me of that movie with the android.
Well, it's Armani.
This is what I'm talking about.
Look at it.
It's crystals.
It's not even same as regular.
Preveille.
Yeah.
Of course.
I mean, who could get away?
Kate Blanchett is allowed to do all sorts of things.
I mean, is she 15 pounds?
Well, she must be.
That's absolutely what she must be because she is allowed to get away with just fashion
choices that I can barely understand.
Oh, it feels so marvelous.
It does.
It does feel good.
It's coming away from your eyes.
Sorry.
It's coming from your eyes.
Push it in.
Okay.
All right.
Well, it's better than those damn cucumbers.
Can I tell you?
What?
Matthew Leblanc.
Oh, God.
Look at that nose.
Look.
Look.
I want to do on it.
Oh.
I want to nibble on the side of it.
Oh, no.
Oh, that's weird.
Oh, my God.
We don't want to nibble on somebody's nose.
Just nibble on Matt Leblanc's nose.
Oh, look it.
Tell me you don't want to bite the side of that nose.
I don't.
Look at his nostrils.
His nostrils are flared.
I love it.
It's sharp.
Like you could cut some cheese in it.
He's wearing some sort of a dumb helmet.
One more.
You know who else is delicious is this guy.
Ben.
He's the bachelor.
Who?
He's the bachelor this year.
And I've never watched the bachelor show.
You mean the reality show?
Yes.
And he's loved with two women.
He's loved with two women.
He told two different women that he loves them.
Look at him.
Look at his.
Look at his nose.
I would suck the boogers out of his nose.
Oh, he's had a nose job.
No, he has not.
Of course he has.
Look at him.
I could tell.
Dr. Salerno.
I'm not away.
Look at that.
Yep.
See?
I'm right.
Oh, but his lips.
I could just imagine his lips on mine and I'm not talking about my face.
They should warn you about how his lips open and close.
I'm so glad no one can hear us.
No one can hear us.
Can they?
Well, I can imagine the couples get this room as a...
Oh, thank God.
The couples get this room as some sort of a honeymoon alternative when they can't afford
a honeymoon and they have sex in here.
Oh, good grief.
Probably.
On this couch.
Probably.
That's why they put throws on it.
What?
Well...
Oh, I'm flapping in the breeze.
We're not flapping in the breeze.
Oh, well.
They should have prepared us for this and they should have said to us, these will flap.
Your skin will look wonderful, but there's going to be flapping happening.
I'm nervous.
Well, don't get it on you.
Well, I don't...
Why have you done this?
See if you've never eaten this strawberry.
Well, I'm trying not to ruin my little treatment, Margot.
It should have to be cozy.
I swear.
That's disgusting.
Why am I drinking more than you?
No.
Are you?
Oh, no.
Forget it.
I will catch up and hurry.
I'm having more stress.
Look, he says, true love defeats anything.
And I know I've found true love.
I wonder who I wonder which one.
Lauren or JoJo?
I think it's Lauren.
It's always been Lauren.
He knew from the moment he saw her.
JoJo is fun.
I know she's fun, but she's...
I bet she'll be the next bachelorette and not the bachelors lady.
Tell me that you don't think that that's Caitlyn Jenner.
I thought that was Caitlyn Jenner.
It does.
Cindy Crawford does look like Caitlyn Jenner.
I agree with you now.
Right.
I agree with you now.
I was like, oh, wow.
Look at the body on Cait...
Oh, Cindy Crawford?
It's Cindy Crawford.
I mean, she is 50.
She's 50.
Well, have you seen the pictures of her daughter?
My God.
Beautiful girl.
Oh, she looks just like her.
Beautiful girl.
Did you know narcissists choose people that look like them?
I wonder if that's why her daughter looks like her.
It's because her husband looks like her.
Well, I know plenty of people who look like their spouses.
I don't think John and I really look like each other, although our personalities are
similar.
Yes, but you don't look anything like it.
Forgive me for saying that he's not.
He's darker than you.
He is a dark and handsome man.
Now, I don't...
I don't stand this.
Oh.
What?
I don't say no more.
What is...
Move.
I have no idea.
Was that some sort of body painter?
It was.
Now, that looks like John Stewart, but it's not.
John Stewart has a slew of gentlemen that she just goes through.
Doesn't she?
Good for her.
I left my rings in the treatment room.
Oh, no.
I left my rings in the treatment room.
Oh, we have to tell.
We have to let them know.
Go get it now.
Well, I...
Well, go to somebody's in the treatment room having a treatment now.
Go in there.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Let the bass come and kick it.
That's true.
You're right.
I love it.
It's sharp.
Like you could cut some cheese in it.
He's wearing some sort of a dumb helmet.
Mine!
He's so cheesy.
What is that?
And it's on his neck.
Look at him.
Look at his...
Look at his nose.
I don't think...
I like the boogers on it.
