Hey athletes, this is Jeff Breeze-Wilbanks.
It's day 5 of Summer Quest 2007 and we are here today to recruit more players.
Hey athletes, I have with me legendary soccer hero Free Kick Foster.
Woohoo!
Hey Jeff Breeze!
How's it going Free Kick?
I'm great.
How are you?
Hey, I'm doing great.
Hey Adele, are you ready to learn some pitching?
Sure, let's try it.
Today I'm going to teach you how to throw the change-up pitch.
Now the secret to the change-up pitch is you want to throw the ball a little slower than
usual.
Now, typically what I like to do is set them up with about three of my fast balls, assuming
they don't strike out, and then follow through with the change-up that slows it down, messes
up their timing, their swing is before the ball actually approaches.
Okay.
You ready to give it a shot?
Let's try it.
Let's do it.
Here we go.
Hmm.
Hmm.
All right Free Kick Foster, let's see what you get.
Here's the change-up, all right.
Whoa, Mia Ham's got nothing on her.
I wonder if Paley's in her family.
Oh!
Sorry.
Let's go to the big game question of the day.
On the soccer field, where is the penalty box located?
Well, you see, if you do something against the rules, then they take you down to the
short side of the field.
On the opposite side of the team, in the garage, Alabama, Auburn, the bench, the 50-yard line.
It's next to the fuse box.
This requires less power.
I have no idea.
Where is the penalty box located?
Inside the whoop-a-tron.
Because I'm in it.
My room.
Mississippi.
Jason Wood.
What?
In the game of soccer.
Where is the penalty box located?
Why that would...
Auburn.
Uh, penalty box located in front of the goal?
Alabama.
How much does that cost?
The corner of the room.
The goalie box.
Well, according to my close personal friend, Optimus Prime, the penalty box for what sport
is this?
Uh...
Third base.
Under my bed.
Is it near the soundboard?
I had no clue.
In the back of the field?
The answer to today's big game question is down on each end by the goal.
It's rectangular, and it extends 18 yards to the front and 18 yards on either side.
Well, athletes, it's been a great week, but it's time for me to say side and R until
next year.
And remember, be a pitcher, not a belly itcher.
Hey Jeff, here's a header.
